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I decided to keep a log on the kids around my age, here, in South Park. I'm the new girl. I moved here 8 months ago.

~Bebe Stevens: Total whore in High school. She keeps trying to make me preppy. I only ever go to her when I despretly need help with Girl Stuff.

~Butters Stotch: He and I hit it off fast when I first moved to SP. He didn't have many friends, so I decided to take him in. He's one of my best friends. He's so innocent! It's so much fun teasing him about things. Of course I treat him like the gay little brother I never had. If Eric even TRIES to come near him again....Well. I hope he's learned his lesson. Me and Kenny have Leo's back. I like calling him by some semblance of his real name every now and then.

~Clyde Donovan: I don't really know him all that well. Which is strange for such a small hic town. I should probably make it my new past time to stalk the kids I don't know, yet.

~Craig Tucker: Tweek's (boy)friend. Really. I swear they are gay for eachother. He flips me off randomly and comes along when I kidnap Tweek. He and I joke with eachother sarcastically. I think this is the start of a strange and wonderful friendship.

~Eric Cartman: Fatass. I can't stand him. He's already afraid of me, though. But he's stupid enough to still glare my way sometimes. I stick up for my people. Whenever he calls Kyle names and shiz, I'm one of the first to throw a punch or kick him in the nads. Curly redheads gotta stick together. He better also watch his back around my little Leo! He may have bossed him around before I moved here, but that is NOT gonna be how it is anymore. He should just either admit that he's gay for Butters and leave him the Hell alone or shut up and make up(/out) with Wendy. Seriously. Their pointless fights are getting annoying.

~Jimmy Valmer: Funny kid. He's now added to my "Must Stalk" list. He was in the school's Talent Show a few weeks ago. Won for Comedy. He's always correcting people who call him anything but "handi-capable."

~Kenny McCormick: KENNY! He is my best friend! Second to Butters, only. We get into so much shiz! XD Most we actually get away with. I can't even SPEAK of the sick and crazy things we go around town setting up. He's a total bi-man-whore! Love him for it! Though he makes it obvious he loves big boobs, he SO has a thing for our little Leo. He's always flirting with him more than others. Butters is like one of the only persons he hasn't screwed at school yet. He's like the pervy big bro I always wanted! He keeps dieing. I once asked him what Hell was like. He said I can't talk about it. Anyway, Ken is my bro! He always wears this orange parka. He rarely pulls the hood up. I heard he used to only wear it up. Glad he doesn't anymore. It's obvious how he gets in everyone's pants. All he has to do is bat his eyes and make a move. Oh Kenny! xD You crazy boy! He and Butters are usually over at my place.

~Kyle Broflovski: We are readheads. We have curly hair. We have unwanted afros. He's a Jew. I'm an honorary Jew. We stick together. He and his boyfriend, and Super Best Friend, Stan are usually the ones that Kenny and I go to for...um...research. Good thing I'm like a ninja, and that Stan doesn't have a Facebook, or else our cover would have been blown a long time ago. IT. IS. RESEARCH. I. SWEAR. At least that's what Kenny said to call it. xD It must be hard being the only Jew in SP, though. The Fatass keeps mocking him for it. Kyle and I take on Cartman all the time.

~Pip Pirrup: An Angel on Earth. Almost quite literally. He told me a few years ago he died. He wouldn't tell me how it happened. His best friend, now boyfriend, arranged for him to come back to Earth because it wasn't his time yet. I respect Damien, his boyfriend, for that. Pip is a complete sweetheart. Whenever Damien has "work" I promise to look after him. Because of that, he and Butters get along quite nicely. I'm glad Pip has some friends, now. When I first moved, Damien was his only friend. Pip is ENGLISH, not FRENCH. He doesn't like French all that much, so when Cartman keeps calling him that, it makes him very mad. Pip said that he woulnd't hold being half French against me. Haha! He is too cute!

~Stan Marsh: I think he is starting to catch on to our research, Kenny! He is one of the nicest kids you can meet in SP. He's not innocent, though. Far from it. Our research proves that! xD He likes that I stick up for Kyle when he's at practice. He's probably the most popular guy in school. He's captain of the few major sport teams SPH has! I usually don't hang with jocks, but he doesn't act like one. He's smart, funny, social, kind, eco-friendly, etc. Kenny always tells me that he helped Stan and Kyle realize their feelings for eachother. They've been dating for two years. They are the IT couple at school. Which is very strange for a small hic town.

~Timmy: Another handi-capable kid at SP. I don't know him that well. Mainly because I don't have any classes with him. I don't even know his last name! O.o Added to "Must Stalk" list.

~Token Black: Does anyone else find his name ironic? Tokenism?...He's black?...The only black kid in SP? He's a pretty cool guy, some of the time. I should probably add him to my "Must Stalk" list.

~Tweek Tweak: TOO MUCH PRESSURE!! HAHAHAHA!! He's my buddy! We always go out for coffee and shiz, bringing Craig with us. I help him go Gnome Hunting around SP on our sugar highs. He's always twitchy and ADHD and I'm always hyper and ADHD. It's fun to just sit back and watch us when we are on sugar highs. You can't stop us. Caffeine is our drug! Both given a lot as children to make us calm-down, it only makes it worse now when we actually have it! XD Great times....great times. I'm trying to convince him to tell Craig how he feels, but he says it's too much pressure. -__- They need to be locked in a small room....Well. I know what Ken and I are doing this weekend, now! WOOT!

~Wendy Testaburger: One of the few girls at SPH. She's like a female Stan. Only not. It's wierd. I can't exaxctly describe her. Cartman calls her a Hippie Ho. She's not a Ho. Hippie? Sure. She broke up with Stan 3 years ago, I heard. They had been dating on and off for years it seems. She has a temper and stubborness that rivals Cartman's. I think they are very much into eachother. Now to get them to admit it....hmmm...idk. Maybe Ken can come up with something, later. Her best friend is Bebe. Bebe is always trying to give us makeovers. Because they are two of the few girls at SPH, I kind of HAVE to hang with them. It's a girl survival thing. They kind of give me no choice. Haha. But really, I don't mind hanging with Wendy. She comes on strong, but is a really good girl.

~Damien: Being the son of Satan, he doesn't have a last name. I like to joke around calling him Damien Thorn. He doesn't like that. He's the anti-christ. Legit. He's pretty cool. He always makes sure to bring Kenny back from Hell when he dies. He and Kenny are like Bros. Damien moved back a few months before I moved to SP. He came back for Pip. He brought him back to Earth a few days after he died. They started dating a couple of months ago, officially. The Devil and the Angel. Don't let Dami fool you. Though he is NOT all talk and no bite, he is a sweety. He hates when I call him that, though. Haha.

~Rebecca "Red": A girl who is often forgotten at SPH. Redheads gotta stick together. On Girls' Night, it's usually me, Red, Bebe, and Wendy. Red and I once made Butter's, as his femi-persona Marjorine, come along. XD

~The Goth Kids: I'm part of their crew. Wierd, I know. When I first told them I was joining their crew, they asked me about how I dress and my hair. I told them if I were to dress like them I would be conforming. And I am known for being a non-comformnist at my old school. They instantly accepted me saying that the approve. Cartman gave the Goths nicknames, instead of bothering to remeber their names: Curly Goth, KinderGoth, Girl Goth, Red Goth. The crew jokes sometimes and call me the "Social Goth." Henrietta and I get along the most out of all the girls at SPH. She's awesome!

~Ike Broflovski: Kyle's gifted little brother. I try to be like a big sis to him. I usually babysit him when their parents are out and Kyle is hanging out with the guys or on a date with Stan.

I moved to SP about 8 months ago. It's hard to believe. I've made so many friends in such a short time.

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I decided to keep a log on the kids around my age, here, in South Park. I'm the new girl. I moved here 8 months ago.

~Bebe Stevens: Total whore in High school. She keeps trying to make me preppy. I only ever go to her when I despretly need help with Girl Stuff.

~Butters Stotch: He and I hit it off fast when I first moved to SP. He didn't have many friends, so I decided to take him in. He's one of my best friends. He's so innocent! It's so much fun teasing him about things. Of course I treat him like the gay little brother I never had. If Eric even TRIES to come near him again....Well. I hope he's learned his lesson. Me and Kenny have Leo's back. I like calling him by some semblance of his real name every now and then.

~Clyde Donovan: I don't really know him all that well. Which is strange for such a small hic town. I should probably make it my new past time to stalk the kids I don't know, yet.

~Craig Tucker: Tweek's (boy)friend. Really. I swear they are gay for eachother. He flips me off randomly and comes along when I kidnap Tweek. He and I joke with eachother sarcastically. I think this is the start of a strange and wonderful friendship.

~Eric Cartman: Fatass. I can't stand him. He's already afraid of me, though. But he's stupid enough to still glare my way sometimes. I stick up for my people. Whenever he calls Kyle names and shiz, I'm one of the first to throw a punch or kick him in the nads. Curly redheads gotta stick together. He better also watch his back around my little Leo! He may have bossed him around before I moved here, but that is NOT gonna be how it is anymore. He should just either admit that he's gay for Butters and leave him the Hell alone or shut up and make up(/out) with Wendy. Seriously. Their pointless fights are getting annoying.

~Jimmy Valmer: Funny kid. He's now added to my "Must Stalk" list. He was in the school's Talent Show a few weeks ago. Won for Comedy. He's always correcting people who call him anything but "handi-capable."

~Kenny McCormick: KENNY! He is my best friend! Second to Butters, only. We get into so much shiz! XD Most we actually get away with. I can't even SPEAK of the sick and crazy things we go around town setting up. He's a total bi-man-whore! Love him for it! Though he makes it obvious he loves big boobs, he SO has a thing for our little Leo. He's always flirting with him more than others. Butters is like one of the only persons he hasn't screwed at school yet. He's like the pervy big bro I always wanted! He keeps dieing. I once asked him what Hell was like. He said I can't talk about it. Anyway, Ken is my bro! He always wears this orange parka. He rarely pulls the hood up. I heard he used to only wear it up. Glad he doesn't anymore. It's obvious how he gets in everyone's pants. All he has to do is bat his eyes and make a move. Oh Kenny! xD You crazy boy! He and Butters are usually over at my place.

~Kyle Broflovski: We are readheads. We have curly hair. We have unwanted afros. He's a Jew. I'm an honorary Jew. We stick together. He and his boyfriend, and Super Best Friend, Stan are usually the ones that Kenny and I go to for...um...research. Good thing I'm like a ninja, and that Stan doesn't have a Facebook, or else our cover would have been blown a long time ago. IT. IS. RESEARCH. I. SWEAR. At least that's what Kenny said to call it. xD It must be hard being the only Jew in SP, though. The Fatass keeps mocking him for it. Kyle and I take on Cartman all the time.

~Pip Pirrup: An Angel on Earth. Almost quite literally. He told me a few years ago he died. He wouldn't tell me how it happened. His best friend, now boyfriend, arranged for him to come back to Earth because it wasn't his time yet. I respect Damien, his boyfriend, for that. Pip is a complete sweetheart. Whenever Damien has "work" I promise to look after him. Because of that, he and Butters get along quite nicely. I'm glad Pip has some friends, now. When I first moved, Damien was his only friend. Pip is ENGLISH, not FRENCH. He doesn't like French all that much, so when Cartman keeps calling him that, it makes him very mad. Pip said that he woulnd't hold being half French against me. Haha! He is too cute!

~Stan Marsh: I think he is starting to catch on to our research, Kenny! He is one of the nicest kids you can meet in SP. He's not innocent, though. Far from it. Our research proves that! xD He likes that I stick up for Kyle when he's at practice. He's probably the most popular guy in school. He's captain of the few major sport teams SPH has! I usually don't hang with jocks, but he doesn't act like one. He's smart, funny, social, kind, eco-friendly, etc. Kenny always tells me that he helped Stan and Kyle realize their feelings for eachother. They've been dating for two years. They are the IT couple at school. Which is very strange for a small hic town.

~Timmy: Another handi-capable kid at SP. I don't know him that well. Mainly because I don't have any classes with him. I don't even know his last name! O.o Added to "Must Stalk" list.

~Token Black: Does anyone else find his name ironic? Tokenism?...He's black?...The only black kid in SP? He's a pretty cool guy, some of the time. I should probably add him to my "Must Stalk" list.

~Tweek Tweak: TOO MUCH PRESSURE!! HAHAHAHA!! He's my buddy! We always go out for coffee and shiz, bringing Craig with us. I help him go Gnome Hunting around SP on our sugar highs. He's always twitchy and ADHD and I'm always hyper and ADHD. It's fun to just sit back and watch us when we are on sugar highs. You can't stop us. Caffeine is our drug! Both given a lot as children to make us calm-down, it only makes it worse now when we actually have it! XD Great times....great times. I'm trying to convince him to tell Craig how he feels, but he says it's too much pressure. -__- They need to be locked in a small room....Well. I know what Ken and I are doing this weekend, now! WOOT!

~Wendy Testaburger: One of the few girls at SPH. She's like a female Stan. Only not. It's wierd. I can't exaxctly describe her. Cartman calls her a Hippie Ho. She's not a Ho. Hippie? Sure. She broke up with Stan 3 years ago, I heard. They had been dating on and off for years it seems. She has a temper and stubborness that rivals Cartman's. I think they are very much into eachother. Now to get them to admit it....hmmm...idk. Maybe Ken can come up with something, later. Her best friend is Bebe. Bebe is always trying to give us makeovers. Because they are two of the few girls at SPH, I kind of HAVE to hang with them. It's a girl survival thing. They kind of give me no choice. Haha. But really, I don't mind hanging with Wendy. She comes on strong, but is a really good girl.

~Damien: Being the son of Satan, he doesn't have a last name. I like to joke around calling him Damien Thorn. He doesn't like that. He's the anti-christ. Legit. He's pretty cool. He always makes sure to bring Kenny back from Hell when he dies. He and Kenny are like Bros. Damien moved back a few months before I moved to SP. He came back for Pip. He brought him back to Earth a few days after he died. They started dating a couple of months ago, officially. The Devil and the Angel. Don't let Dami fool you. Though he is NOT all talk and no bite, he is a sweety. He hates when I call him that, though. Haha.

~Rebecca "Red": A girl who is often forgotten at SPH. Redheads gotta stick together. On Girls' Night, it's usually me, Red, Bebe, and Wendy. Red and I once made Butter's, as his femi-persona Marjorine, come along. XD

~The Goth Kids: I'm part of their crew. Wierd, I know. When I first told them I was joining their crew, they asked me about how I dress and my hair. I told them if I were to dress like them I would be conforming. And I am known for being a non-comformnist at my old school. They instantly accepted me saying that the approve. Cartman gave the Goths nicknames, instead of bothering to remeber their names: Curly Goth, KinderGoth, Girl Goth, Red Goth. The crew jokes sometimes and call me the "Social Goth." Henrietta and I get along the most out of all the girls at SPH. She's awesome!

~Ike Broflovski: Kyle's gifted little brother. I try to be like a big sis to him. I usually babysit him when their parents are out and Kyle is hanging out with the guys or on a date with Stan.

I moved to SP about 8 months ago. It's hard to believe. I've made so many friends in such a short time.