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Published: 2012-02-23 10:48:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 2468; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 16
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Dont loose faith, folks. If Meyer could publish her crap, you can too.
Crappy shit (Twilight saga) (c) S. Meyer.
All credit goes to Meyer for Twilight! No normal being in this world would want to take credit for shitting kids up now, would they?
EDIT: ohmigod! over 100 faves! Thanks guys!
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This actually inspires me to write that novel I've been so afraid to work on.
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I hate to but must kill the positive message: [link] Link to a post on a Twilight fanfic forum that has a (possibly incomplete) list of "Pulled for Publish" Twilight fanfiction. 
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i know right if this was publish, i wonder what's next??
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Probably a book on orange-juice drinking parrots, who can water-skii and sparkle in the dark...
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lol, Anything is possible. Look where society is now, that a bunch of teens girls who can be learning something useful are wasting there life in pure shit, the writing is terrible, I read the 1st chapter (my friend made-I dont trust her when it come to literature ). What ever happen to good literature and good vampire books/stories. I wonder what Shakespeare,Edgar Allan Poe and Charles Dickens would think if they came back to life.
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They would probably die all over again, because Stephanie Meyer is considered to be one of the greatest writers of all time. I mean, are all the people high?! She's terrible!!
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Thank you SO much for this. It's the shot in the arm that every stuck & struggling artist needs...
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No problem, love! I like helping people.
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This motivated me to start writing my own comic XD
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Go ahead! I'd love to see it! (in all seriousness, I'd love to. It cant be worse than Twilight can it? Hahahahaha, but seriously.)
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Thanks, I would but I'm too lazy so far XD
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Ugh, I know. Laziness is like a disease xD
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Well, hopefully my books will turn out better than that.
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Mine too. It would be a shame if they didnt. Good luck to ya with the books!
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Thanks. I'll do my best.
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Twilight is crap and we know it!!
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This is what I have in mind when I type my stories. I have the relief knowing that there is one thing worse than my stories: the horrible Twilight series.
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I actually say this to myself too, every time I write. Or when I read the fiction I wrote when I was like 10. Oh god... But its still a better love story than Twilight.
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Yeah, I know, it actually does sincerely give me hope. Thanks for this XD
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Well in that case, i think I'll take a crack at making my own vampire love story thing. Only differecnce is theat the characters will actually be characters, and it shall be sparkle fairy free! The vamps will actually be vamps!
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Yeah ! I want a link too! Its been so long (too long) since I read a good vampire story... Plz?
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get me a link, i need a good blood story
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Kind of need to write the story before I send links, if I can be motivated to actually make a story.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but if your crap isn't marketable to a large audience with money, then no, you're not necessarily going to get published. I wish it were true, though!
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Maybe I should stop trying to hard to make my stories make sense and not send a racist/sexist/abuse is okay/your sexuality is bad message.
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I actually use the same logic to motivate myself.
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Awesome! I just gotta keep my crap away from Hollywood!
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this kinda removed my confidence -
if crap like this can come out -
theres almost no chance the good stuff will get time in the spotlight...
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I'd second that, But I'm hoping my stuff might be better and fill the void after meyers death >.>
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I still have hope! XD
This is exacly what I keep in mind, even my crao will be less crappy! Thank you!
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