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I Quit!

Character: Stubbs the Clown from We're Back!
Originally voiced by Martin Short

Oh, I forgot to tell ya: I QUIT! I quit! Heh heh… I resign. You got this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY OUTTA HERE!

And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry-cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep your clothes clean! But that's not the point. The point is: I quit. Quitski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! Keep my last check, buddy!

Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my back-stage passes, my hat, my rabbit, his back-stage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken – you can't even get these any more! – my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American Flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother Richard! SO LONG! Hoo-hoo-hehe... Oh oh oh oh oh, and by the way… In case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya… THAT'S COMEDY!

Description
I Quit!

Character: Stubbs the Clown from We're Back!
Originally voiced by Martin Short

Oh, I forgot to tell ya: I QUIT! I quit! Heh heh… I resign. You got this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY OUTTA HERE!

And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry-cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep your clothes clean! But that's not the point. The point is: I quit. Quitski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! Keep my last check, buddy!

Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my back-stage passes, my hat, my rabbit, his back-stage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken – you can't even get these any more! – my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American Flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother Richard! SO LONG! Hoo-hoo-hehe... Oh oh oh oh oh, and by the way… In case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya… THAT'S COMEDY!