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Published: 2014-03-15 21:29:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 295; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 2
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//nods yes
YEAH IT DOES
//explodes
WELL IT DOES, IT'S LIKE THIS TEENY TINY COUNTRY ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF AFRICA
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//strangles
GIVE ME 2 REASONS
//fireworks
LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
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//stabs yes
//smacks head I DONT REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT AH
//4th of July
THATS WHY IM TELLING YOU
DA MOOOAAARR UU NOOO
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HEY- STOP STABBING ME
//STOP YOURE MAKING IT SPREAD
//To early
WELL TH ANKS FOR USELESS KNOWLEGE
MOAR
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BUT I CANT WAIT FOR MY MEAL ANYMORE
IM SORRY I CANT STOP IT
*Too
YOURE WELCOME
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WHAT OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME //runs away
//covers your mouth
FUCK YOU IT WAS ONE MISTAKE JEEZ
HEY LOOK YOU USED CORRECT GRAMMAR ON THAT
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THATS OKAY MY MEALS TASTE BETTER WHEN THEY TRY TO RUN
//licks your hand
HEY YOU CORECT ME TOO SO WHY DONT I GET TO CORRECT YOU
//VICTORY AT LAST
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//trips over air
EW WHAT THE FUCK //limply throws my hand around
CAUSE I JUST WANT YOU TO LEARN, I JUST DIDNT NOTICE I HAD WRITTEN IT WRONG, TIS DIFFERENT1
//BUT YOU SPELLED CORRECT WRONG SO 1 POINT DEDUCTION
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IM GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUULL
I JUST WANTED A TASTE MMKAY
BUT I ALREADY KNOWN
FUUUUUUUCK
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HA GAYYY
DID IT TASTE LIKE SOUR CREAM AND ONION? CAUSEI JUST ATE THOSE
...DONT BE FUCKIN WITH ME NOW WITH THAT GRAMMAR xD
YOU TRIED RIGHT
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//eats you
YEAH I KINDA PUKED A LITTLE. WAIT WHO EATS SOUR CREAM WITH AN ONION? xDD
NO AHMA KEPE DEWING IT
WELL I WAS
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//runs away with my intestines hanging out
NO I MEAN SOUR CREAM AND ONION CHIPS xDD
STAAAAAHP I BUG U
how dare you
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I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BLEEED AT ME
OH...WHY WOULD THEY PUT THAT TOGETHER TO MAKE A CHIP? xD
AH CNT STAHP WEN OV STAHTTD IHT
what did I do
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HOW DO I "BLEED" AT YOU??
CAUSE ITS REAL GOOODDD
WHUT
SOMETHING HORRIBLE IMSURE!
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IM A PSYCHO CANNIBAL, REMEMBER? THAT'S LIKE A COMPLIMENT TO ME
THAT SOUNDS AWFUL xDD
AH SED "I CAN'T STOP WHEN IVE STARTED IT"
BUT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER
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WELL MAYBE I JUST WANTED TO COMPLIMENT YOU THEN
THEYRE GOOD, LIKE CREAM CHEESE AND CHIVES CRACKERS
ONCE YOU POPPED YOU COULDNT STOP??
SORRY IVE FAILED YOU
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OH WELL THANK YOU.......IM STILL GONNA EAT YOU
NO I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU
YAHP
YOU BRING GREAT SHAME TO OUR FAMILY //banishes you
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JEEZ FINE ILL JUST NEVER DO THAT AGAIN THEN //pouts
FINE THEN DONT xDD THEYRE GOOD THOUGH
//barks
//hitchhikes and gets kidnapped
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WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE
FINE, NO YOURE LYING
//purrs
//drinks some tea
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I DO!- YOU JERK
IM NOT IM SERIOUS xDD
///growls
//gang bang
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//hands you cooked intestines
IT'S PROBABLY THE NAZIS, THEYRE BRAINWASHING YOU TO THINK ITS GOOD
//barks
//throws a party
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//noms it SCREW YOU- YOU SUCK //burps
WHAT?? //force fed sour cream and onion chips
//scratches out your eyes
//WOW thats a bit unnecessary and cruel isnt it? xDD
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WANT SOME BLOOD SAUCE TO GO WITH THAT
//pukes WHY WOULD SOMEONE COMBINE THESE THINGS
//whimpers
//OH BUT YOU AREN'T SAYING THAT ABOUT EATING YOUR OWN INTESTINES MMM YUP SEEMS LEGIT
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NAH THEYRES PLENTY IN IT ALREADY //blood clot
I DUNNO BUT I LOVE THEM WHOEVER THEY ARE! //cuddles chip bag
//purrs
YEAH BUT HAVING A CELEBRATION FOR SOMEBODY GETTING RAPED DOESNT SEEM THAT NICE OF YOU TO DO xD
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IS IT UNCOOKED OR SOMETHING? //cooks it more
THERE ARE A LOT OF WEIRD FLAVORS FOR CHIPS OUT THERE ACTUALLY
LIKE THERE WAS ONE THAT WAS CHICKEN AND WAFFLES
WHO THE FUCK PUTS THOSE TWO TOGETHER-WHAT?
//walks into a pole
WELL I NEVER REALLY SAID I KNEW YOU WERE GETTING RAPED I JUST THREW A RANDOM PARTY JEEZ
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Ew you burned it, why did you do that.. the blood was so bloody
..OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING THERE
THAT SOUNDS REALLY NASTY
ALTHOUGH I KINDA WANT SOME FRIED CHICKEN
//posts on youtube
SURE, KEEP TRYING TO COVER UP YOUR BLUNDERS WITHOUT QUESTION!
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CUZ YOU'LL DIE IF YOU EAT THE BLOOD OR MAYBE GET SOME WEIRD DISEASE xD
NOPE IT'S REAL, JUST AS THE PROPHECY SAID
IT PROBABLY IS
FRIED CHICKEN MMMMMM
//gets more views then a pewdiepie video
MMKAY THEN
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AS IF THAT WOULD BE A BIG PROBLEM FOR YOU xDD
THIS IS WHY ALIENS WONT TALK TO US
I WANT COOKIES TOO
(I cant believe 25 million subscribers, I mean shit dude))
NO IT WAS REVERSE
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HEY ON RARE OCCASIONS I'D CARE FOR YOUR WELL BEING
THE PROPHECY OR THE CHIPS?
DAMN NOW I WANT COOKIES...BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY //cries
//wait, do you actually like his videos?
ALRIGHT LEMME PARK IT HERE THEN
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GEE THANKS, I FEEL SO CARED FOR
YOU SEEM LIKE THE KINDA GUY THAT IF WE WERE RUNNING FROM A BEAR OR SOMETHING YOU WOULD TRIP ME xDD
THE CHIPS
I HAD WHITE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA NUT ONES YESTERDAY... MHMMmmm
//What NO All he does is scream n shit I meant like WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY SUBSCRIBERS IT MAKES NO SENSE
//you park over two parking spots at once
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NO PROB BABE
DOES IT GET A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I DO CARE FOR YOU WHEN I SAY ALL THIS SHIT xD
OH YEAH I CAN SEE WHY
AAAAAAH STOP DON'T TANTILIZE ME WITH COOKIES AAH
CUZ I DUNNO, PEOPLE ARE REALLY DUMB
//gets a ticket
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YEAH SOMETIMES xDD
ONLY CAUSE I TAKE EVERYTHING YOU SAY SERIOUSLY SO I THINK YOU REALLY DO WANNA KILL ME OR SOMETHING
//cookie fetish
LOLOLOLOLOL HE SAID FUCK AND HE SCREMED SURBSRIBEEe1!@
//How you gonna pay fo that huh
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OH SORRY xD
JUST KNOW I DON'T MEAN IT WHEN I SAY SHIT LIKE THAT xDD
//intensely stares at cookie
YOU SHOULD ALSO SUBSCRIBE TO MY OTHER 50 CHANNELS, CUZ I JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SHOVE UP MY ASS
LIKE THIS //throws ticket in glove box
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OKAY THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP CAUSE ITS ALWAYS KINDA WEIRD FOR ME WHEN YOURE LIKE "HEY I LOVE YOU" AND OTHER TIMES YOU'RE LIKE
"GET ON THE FLOOR BITCH SO I CAN STOMP YOUR FACE IN"
//shakes you
YEAH THAT BITCH MAKES A CRAPLOAD OF MONEY DOESNT HE??? GUHH THE WORLD IS UNFAIR
DUDE THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS TIME WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME SHE GOT A TON OF WARNINGS FROM POLICE OFFICERS THAT SHE HID IN HER GLOVEBOX, AND SHE GOT PULLED OVER AGAIN A WHILE LATER AND THE GUY WAS ABOUT TO GIVE HER A WARNING AND I SAID "HEY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU GOT A TON OF WARNINGS BEFORE??" AND SHE GOT A TICKET
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YEAH OKAY
NO IT'S ONLY CUZ I'M BIPOLAR, I'M TELLING YA, IT'S THOSE FUCKING PILLS
//freaks out
YEAH AND HE HAS LIKE 6 FUCKING CHANNELS JUST SO HIS PAYCHECK WILL HAVE MORE 0's ON IT
CUZ THE WORLD IS DUMB
//puts on monocle and mustache ..UH NO OFFICER I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE
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I- ARENT THE PILLS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU WITH THAT??? xD
//drops you on the floor
HOPEFULLY THERE IS A ZERO AT THE START OF IT IF YKNOW WHAT I MEAN
//shoots you
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NO IT'S FOR MY PANCREATIC CANCER, YOU DICK
//spazzes out on the floor
IΒ DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ACTUALLY
//dies
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JEEZ LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WHEN YOU DONT SAY JACK SHIT BOUT NOTHING
//ties you up so you stop spazzing
I MEAN LIKE... iF THE FIRST NUMBER WAS 0 THAT WOULD MEAN HE IS GETTING NO MONEY AT ALL
//gives you a ticket
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BUT THE SIGNS WERE SO OBVIOUS
//squirms
OH I GET IT, IT'S NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY, BUT I GET IT
//watches a movie
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SORRY, I COULDNT EVEN GET A M NIGHT SHAMALAMADINGDONG PLOT TWIST IF IT WAS SHOVED UP MY BUTTHOLE
//administers laughing gas
WELL AT LEAST IT WAS SOMEWHAT CLEVER //awkward looking around
OH WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING, MAGIC MIKE??
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"IT TURNS OUT THAT GUY WITH THE WEIRD MASK WAS ZUKO" "SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT LADY FROM DEVIL WAS POSSESED EVEN THOUGH SHE DIED ALREADY" YKNOW I KINDA WISH DEVIL WAS GOOD, IT HAD SOOO MUCH FUCKING POTENTIAL BUT SHAMYALAN.....JUST FUCK THAT GUY, JESUS..
//gets all high
I GUESS
NO, I'M WATCHING PORN DUH
OH GOD THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS C&H COMIC THAT WAS LIKE
"HEY MIKE, WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING"
"I'M WATCHING PORN..... SO THE FIRST ONE YOU SAID"
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xD SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A BIT OF A HATRED FOR THE MAN
//rips your wisdom teeth out
//slaps
YEAH I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT ONE
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YEAH CUZ THINK HOW GOOD DEVIL COULD'VE BEEN IF IT ACTUALLY WASN'T ABOUT THE DEVIL IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GOOD, I DUNNO THERE'S AN ENTIRE REVIEW THAT THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC MADE THAT KINDA EXPLAINS HOW THIS DOESN'T WORK AT ALL AND IT'S JUST STUPID
//WOAH DUDE, I CAN TASTE THE ALPHABET
//rubs cheek
REALLY!? CUZ I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WHEN I SAW IT xD
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YEAH I NEVER SAW THATMOVIE IM KINDA JUST GOING ALONG WITH THE FLOW AS TO WHAT THE HELL YOURE TALKING ABOUT xD
IS HE YOUR E CRUSH NOW
IM GONNA SELL THESE IF YOU DONT MIND
//rubs butcheek
IS THE JOKE THAT HES MASTURBATING? OR IS HE SAYING THAT ITS HARD TO FIND PORN?? ORR IS THE JOKE THAT HES SAYING ITS HARD WORK TO MASTURBATE... I DONT GET IT
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IT WAS LIKE ABOUT SOME ELAVATOR THAT STOPPED IN PLACE BECAUSE OF SOME POWER OUTAGE OR SOMETHING AND THERE WERE FOUR PEOPLE IN IT, AND SOMEONE WOULD MYSTERIOUSLY DIE WHEN THE LIGHTS WHEN OUT IN THE ELAVATOR, BUT IT WAS DONE SO BADLY
I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW YOU CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION... AT ALL xD
//starts tripping out ...OKAY YOU... YOU DO THAT...... IM JUST GONNA LAY HERE AND STARE AT THESE RAINBOWS MADE OF MARSHMALLOWS
//calls police for sexual abuse
NO, WHEN GUYS SAY THEY'RE HARD IT MEANS THEY HAVE A BONER xDD
SO HE WAS WORKING HARD, YOU GET IT?
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"elavator xDD" Β Hmmm PRETTY SURE THATS BEEN DONE ABOUT 50 FUCKING TIMES BEFORE BY OTHER MEDIAS
ALSO DID YOU SEE "AFTER EARTH??" LOOKED LIKE SHIT TOO
WELL CAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON TO EASILY GO FANBOY ON STUFF //REFERS BACK TO YOUR 80 BORDERLAND-THEMED JOURNALS
//you spaz out
I WASNT RUBBING YOUR BUTT! //gets sent away anyways
Oh. OH MY GOD THANK YOU
IVE BEEN TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THAT JOKE FOR A FUCKING MILLENNIUM SERIOUSLY xDDΒ
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I DUNNO, IT COULD'VE AT LEAST KINDA WORKED IF THEY DIDN'T REVEAL THE FUCKING KILLER AT THE FIRST 30 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE
UUGH I FUCKING HATE THAT MOVIE, WILL SMITH SEEMED SO OUT OF PLACE IN THAT THING xDD
UHM NO I JUST LIKE HIS VIDEOS, IS IT WRONG TO BE MODERATELY AMUSED BY HIS VIDEOS xD //HEY YOU DON'T KNOW, BUT BORDERLANDS IS LIKE FUCKING DRUGS MMKAY
//seizure
OH SORRY ABOUT THAT
I DON'T FEEL LIKE THE JOKE IS GOOD ANYMORE CUZ I JUST HAD TO EXPLAIN IT AND EVERYTHING
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WHAT DO YOU WATCH ALL OF HIS MOVIES EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT LIKE THEM? xD
"DENIED SIT DOWNN"
Ehhh he makes some faces that kinda creep me out xD
also HE SCREAMS VERY LOUdDLY
I SHOULD GET THAT GAME
W-Do you think you would recommend it? xDDDD
//cpr ONe TWO THREE FOUR
//pissed off in the bus
I DUNNO I STILL FIND IT CLEVERΒ
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CUZ I'D START WATCHING IT NOT KNOWING THAT SHAMYALAN DIRECTED IT UNTIL I SEE THE FUCKING CREDITS ROLL
YEAH SURE
well you'd see him for like 1% percent of the review so
Okay yeah I can't disagree with that xDD
Well, uh I dunno, the game is pretty hard if you don't have the gear to par with it, so I'd say it would be a better choice to get borderlands 1 cuz it's kinda more centered around just playing the game, but 2 is kinda better in it's writing, and content, but it starts to get a little less fun and more about challenge when you unlock the harder difficulties, but other than that, the first playthrough mode of the game is pretty enjoyable
also I don't really know why but this just seems to happen to everyone that plays the game for the first time including myself, but I was kinda confused as to what the fuck I need to do xD
wow I-I typed a lot
//foams in the mouth
//BY THE WAY I DON'T THINK I CAN AFFORD TO BAIL YOU OUT
YEAH BUT THE JOKE ISN'T AS FUNNY ANYMORE
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HAHA THAT MADE ME LAUGH I DUNNO WHY
Its more like 39%
Yeah I like a guy that can make a funny without screamingΒ
Pfft... pfffft. I doubt its THAT HARd
(cant even aim a gun right in cod))
Sounds like a chore xDD
(hell yes you did))
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
//flips you off
...well.. shit then that sucks I guess xDD
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