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Published: 2003-12-24 06:59:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 9654; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 2309
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hawleemisoltow
treas
presants
famlee
peese
luv
presants
charetie
presants
presants
am i mising sumthing?
how did this awl begin
wat duz this holedae
meen?
never mined look at all tha presants
presants
preasents
presenz
pretends
a seeson of desepshon
of plesent lys
so cute wen we fule children
wat hapens wen thay find owt tha truth?
wat is tha truth?
never mined look at all tha presants
presants
preasents
presenz
pretends
look at tha presants
presants
preasents
presenz
pretends
stand in aw of tha presants
presants
preasents
presenz
pretends
its all abowt tha presants
presants
preasents
presenz
pretends
you no its sumthing deaper
pretend you no wat it meens
or just enjoy yur presents
presants
preasents
presenz
pretends
and eet turkey or ham
watever you eet evry yeer this tym
and i well call you nayber
and ride yur slay
wen the nite is silent a baby is born
that duznt cry wen thare ar lowd sownds
and sheperds bring presants too
becawse He is speshal
who pepol well always argyoo abowt
and uthers well ignore
but many well celebrate the holeday anyways
to get presents
spend so much muney to corprit giants
tha walmarts and tha stapols
tel you you neid them or you cant have crismas
maybee thare rite in yore case
but stil we can make snomans
ringing bels in a slay with wun horse
and the snoman can mary us
and well roste nuts on tha fire
and carel in tha sno
becawse crismas wil not be crismas withowt you or capitolism or withowt sno or withowt desepshon
or duz it have sumthing to do with cris?
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Comments: 363
This is the best poem on DA.
You deserved that daily deviation.
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Hahaha I hate those people who are way too serious and simply have to try and pull this down. I think this is funny. At least you have have a good time!
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i love the way you think dude...
genius.
grate persunalitty!! ;]
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Awfully clever as well. I like it
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This, I have to say, is the worst thing I have ever seen on DeviantArt, period.
-The Metrosexual
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For what, you cretin?
-The Metrosexual
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onlee on mie muthers side
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Eh?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Please explicate for me.
-The Metrosexual
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trust mee, yule never understand...
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I will agree to that...
"or shuld i sey I wil agre to that"
-The Metrosexual
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ime glad yu can bee matyure abowt this.
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I'm having a hard time understanding how this got a DD. Looking past the phonetic spelling (which is clever, albeit gimmicky. Like an adult who writes backwards in order to imitate youth, or a pop star that dresses like a schoolgirl) and actually reading the piece, I still don't understand what you're trying to impart. It's repetitive, it's lifeless, it makes me think of grade school essays on "How I spent my holidays", the kind that are rarely ever given much thought or effort. I can see it hanging on the fridge for a week before getting covered by a stick-figure drawing of a horse.
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wel. if thats awl yu sea thats awl yu sea. i well not spel things owt to yu, mie wurk speeks fore itself and if yu cant here it yu just dont get it.
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Eeep, no more comments...I wanted to read more comments, such fun. ^^ Ah well. I have an opinion, but I'm sure no one wants to hear about it.
It's human nature to LOVE arguing, to win a verbal war, to get your point across. Controversy is inevitable, so those of you who thing "omgwtf they shouldn't be arguing over this matter" can...well...can read this comment. =O Hmm...oh, happy holidays.
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controiversie is tha opium of the mases
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to me this is a little child talking about christmas which in some parts is quite sad how its all changed.
uv lightened my heart today mate
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wen tha iner child speeks pepol lisun
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mybee youv bin looking at a cumpyuter screan to long
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'norman', im quite sure i havent been. I don't think it is the computer at all, your just a great horror writer
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i cant help but bee disterbing
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I love it. My only critique is that walmarts might have been better in phonetic style, such as wallmrts or something.
Other than that, I think it's a good poem, and I wish you all the luck again. Merry after Christmas!
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wun neads a vowl before the r to pronowns walmart so yu cood sea mie dalema
mery after crismus to yu to
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i think it is hilarious that people are sitting down to right out logical reasons why they don't like it.
and even more hilarious that people are doing the same about why they DO like it.
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isnt that wie pepol coment on stuf? to give logicol reesuns to like or dislike stuf?
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I can hear the cries of hundreds of intellegent people everywhere as the norman "cult" multiplies in size. So very sad...
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Not sad at all.
Truly intelligent people will at least take the misspellings into consideration as a style before deciding that they don't like the piece.
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I DO take the misspellings into context, my dear. I don't jumpt to conclusions that easily. It's absolutely ridiculous. This is not art, it's crap.
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If you truly take the style into consideration, you would realize it is art. It's an artistic choice. It's just not art you agree with, which is understandable.
Since there is a deliberate and pointed purpose behind the style, it's art, no matter how bad you decide the outcome is.
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It's crap. It's really that simple. You seem to have a very odd fascination with replying to every single person who's given a bad comment on his "work". A child could write a poem and think of different ways to misspell each word. Wow, now that's some fucking great talent. Give it up already.
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it sownds to mee like yu ar not looking beyond tha speling. i dont care wat yu think, yu can critisise but dont blame mee if yu hated reeding it becawse yu ar tha wun hoo chose too reed it.
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I chose to read it because I could NOT BELIEVE that it was a daily deviation. You have no talent, you have no spark. GIVE UP!
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doo yu hav a daly deviashun?
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I would rather not have a daily deviation, but know that I have skill than have a daily deviation that's based on a "fad". There's no need to argue. There is just no way that any respectable artist is going to see what you produce as talent.
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what defines a 'respectable' artist?
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how long duz a fadd last? Its bin a pritee nise 2 yeers of geting repekt fore mie "fadd" art.
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Okay, I've had it. If you mispelled a few words for general emphasis in a poem, then I could see it working. Even if you wrote an entire poem with misspelled words for a reason - to enhance the literary work- then I could understand. But you write EVERY poem, every peice of work, like this. You even misspell all of your words when you type. It's just not a respectable form of art. It's irritating and nonsensical.
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