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It just amazing to me how many f*cked up people are taking over the world of celebrities. Everyday there is a new person with their face plastered to the papers, with headlines that only a mental patient can find normal. Us regular folk, read it and laugh out loud...and even sometimes waste $2.80 on a weekly tabloid just to show it to friends.

Here's some of the recent examples of the abnormal. Paris Hilton. A few years back, no one even heard of her. She was just the heir of the Hilton Hotel chains...if you even knew that much. Then once upon a time this ditsy platnium blonde bimbo, took over the world, only to become Heavy Drinker and Party Girl Barbie. What girl in their early 20's doesn't drink and party...especially if you have the money. Then her sex tape, One Night In Paris, is released, only for the Barbie to become the Poor American Sweetheart. Then she get's her own TV reality series on FOX, which the sex tape only helps boost ratings. The latest turn of events is that Paris is dating (God forbid) a billionaire named...gasp...Paris. Paris marries Paris?? Who the fuck cares ?

Then there's good ole Micheal Jackson. The King of Pop has turned into the Villige Idiot of the kingdom. Talking about a downgrade. But it's mostly his fault. He bleaches his skin so that he can be a white guy, gets a nose job every other month...only making it look like a Mr. Potato Head nose piece...and names his son "Blanket", whom he laters dangles from a balcony in Germany for all his fans to see. And of course not to mention the sexual abuse charges he was cleared of 6/13. All 10 counts, including sleeping with children...giving liquor to minors...gone and forgotten. As Jay Leno said, that night..."If Michael Jackson was black, there would be no way he would of gotten off so easily". LOL.

Then the celebrity couple that everyone is talking about these days...Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. What the hell is wrong with these people. First Tom Cruise, who has been an acting God in Hollywood (though I can't really agree). The mainly private actor started dating the aneroxic Katie Holmes in April of this year. Now, Holmes is really known as the tomboy, crooked toothed Joey Potter of Dawson's Creek. Maybe as well as the movies "Go", "Ice Storm", and some other random movie that came out last year. But that about it. Now that they are dating...the world is getting even more crazier. First Tom Cruise is on Oprah one morning, only to act like geek in high school to just lost his virginity. Bouncing up and down like a pogo stick, and giddy with love. Oh, shut the hell up. The whole sight made lose my breakfast. Then everytime you turn on the news it's Katie saying "I'm really lucky..." and then you turn the station again and hear Tom saying "I'm so lucky...I'm in love". (UUUUGGGHHHH...) Now its the "religion" that Cruise preaches to the world, called Scientology...is becoming even dumber than the Kabbalah shit. I just read on imdb.com, that Holmes is now really excited about the whole Scientology religion. If you want to get excited about something, buy a dildo, you dildo. Stop letting that 40 something brainwash you...you youngling.

I just like bitching about all the things on Earth that bother me. Makes me a better person...somewhat.

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It just amazing to me how many f*cked up people are taking over the world of celebrities. Everyday there is a new person with their face plastered to the papers, with headlines that only a mental patient can find normal. Us regular folk, read it and laugh out loud...and even sometimes waste $2.80 on a weekly tabloid just to show it to friends.

Here's some of the recent examples of the abnormal. Paris Hilton. A few years back, no one even heard of her. She was just the heir of the Hilton Hotel chains...if you even knew that much. Then once upon a time this ditsy platnium blonde bimbo, took over the world, only to become Heavy Drinker and Party Girl Barbie. What girl in their early 20's doesn't drink and party...especially if you have the money. Then her sex tape, One Night In Paris, is released, only for the Barbie to become the Poor American Sweetheart. Then she get's her own TV reality series on FOX, which the sex tape only helps boost ratings. The latest turn of events is that Paris is dating (God forbid) a billionaire named...gasp...Paris. Paris marries Paris?? Who the fuck cares ?

Then there's good ole Micheal Jackson. The King of Pop has turned into the Villige Idiot of the kingdom. Talking about a downgrade. But it's mostly his fault. He bleaches his skin so that he can be a white guy, gets a nose job every other month...only making it look like a Mr. Potato Head nose piece...and names his son "Blanket", whom he laters dangles from a balcony in Germany for all his fans to see. And of course not to mention the sexual abuse charges he was cleared of 6/13. All 10 counts, including sleeping with children...giving liquor to minors...gone and forgotten. As Jay Leno said, that night..."If Michael Jackson was black, there would be no way he would of gotten off so easily". LOL.

Then the celebrity couple that everyone is talking about these days...Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. What the hell is wrong with these people. First Tom Cruise, who has been an acting God in Hollywood (though I can't really agree). The mainly private actor started dating the aneroxic Katie Holmes in April of this year. Now, Holmes is really known as the tomboy, crooked toothed Joey Potter of Dawson's Creek. Maybe as well as the movies "Go", "Ice Storm", and some other random movie that came out last year. But that about it. Now that they are dating...the world is getting even more crazier. First Tom Cruise is on Oprah one morning, only to act like geek in high school to just lost his virginity. Bouncing up and down like a pogo stick, and giddy with love. Oh, shut the hell up. The whole sight made lose my breakfast. Then everytime you turn on the news it's Katie saying "I'm really lucky..." and then you turn the station again and hear Tom saying "I'm so lucky...I'm in love". (UUUUGGGHHHH...) Now its the "religion" that Cruise preaches to the world, called Scientology...is becoming even dumber than the Kabbalah shit. I just read on imdb.com, that Holmes is now really excited about the whole Scientology religion. If you want to get excited about something, buy a dildo, you dildo. Stop letting that 40 something brainwash you...you youngling.

I just like bitching about all the things on Earth that bother me. Makes me a better person...somewhat.