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An Apple for the Teacher

Scene 1
(Begins in classroom.)
(The class is noisy and gets a lot of "F":s by the teacher who also tries to calm the students down.)
(The teacher leaves the classroom.)
*Loud noises from the hall*
(Evil Teacher arrives)
E T: Hello class. My name is mr. Meaniepants *writes name on whiteboard*
Class: *Mumbles*
E T: I said: Hello class!
Class: Hello mr. (various alterations to "Meaniepants").
(The Headmaster enters the classroom.)
H M: This is mr. Meaniepants and he will be replacing your old teacher who got in an ... accident. And I expect some changes in this class, understood?
Class: Yes, Headmaster.
(Headmaster leaves.)
(The class immedeately starts making noise again.)
(Evil teacher hits the ruler in the desk)
E T: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!
(Class turns quiet.)
E T: Would you like some candy, children?
(The class eats Evil teacher's candies and become quiet and zombie-like, everyone exept Ullabella.)
(After class the children turn normal and can't remember anything from the lesson.)

Scene 2
*NEXT DAY*
(On the way to school.)
Ullabella: I don't really like this new teacher.
Friend: Why not? I think he's quite nice, he gave us candy:
Ullabella: I don't think you should be eating those candies. You promise?
Friend: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
(They arrive at classroom.)
Ullabella: Promise me. Seriously!
Friend: Okay, don't worry.
(Inside the class goes on and Ullabella and her friend eat no candy.)
(Ullabella hides it well, Friend doesn't)

Scene 3
(After class Evil teacher takes Friend to the side.)
E T: Do you like my candy?
Friend: Umm... yes, quite.
E T: And would you like some more?
Friend: No, thank you.
E T: Oh, but I insist.
Friend: I said no!
E T: Okay, you leave me no choise... (Evil teacher makes a move with his hands and Friend flies into a room and screams.)
*Really loud screaming*

Scene 4
*NEXT DAY*
(Ullabella runs after Friend outside school.)
Ullabella: Hey, what happened? You didn't meet me at the bus stop as usual.
Friend: *Brainwashed* Well, we would have been late for school. I had to go earlier.
Ullabella: Okay... By the way, can I borrow your books, I forgot mine?
Friend: No, you should have brought them.
Ullabella: *To herself* Hmmm, I can bring an apple to the teacher instead.
(In class, Ullabella gives an apple to Evil Teacher.)
E T: AAAAAAARGH!!! Take it away! *Throws apple away*
Someone outside the screen: Ow, my spleen!
(Ullabella sees Evile teacher's reaction and runs away. Evil teacher follows, but Ullabella Gets away.) (perhaps thanks to a fruitstand or similar???)

Scene 5
*THREE DAYS EARLIER*
(The Headmaster stands next to a hole in the ground.)
H M: Er... hello!
Hole: What!?
H M: Uh, mister Satan?
Satan: Yes, what is it? Can't you see I'm busy tormenting some scientologists?
H M: Oh, my apologies. I just came to ask if you would like to help me.
Satan: ...Go on.
H M: You see, there's this one class in my school. They're terrible. I was just wondering if you could lend me a hand with them, for proper payment of course.
Satan: Hmmm... I think we can do business.
H M: *to himself* Oh thank god.
Satan: What was that?
H M: Nothing, nothing...
Satan: Okay, I'm sending one of my evil teachers. That'll probably set those kids straight.
H M: Exellent.

Scene 6
(Ullabella comes to school next day and goes straight to the library.)
Ullabella: Quickly, I need a book on how to fight the forces of Evil!
Librarian: *Nonchalant and tired* yeah, yeah. In the evil section. *points to the evil section*
(Ullabella goes to evil section and takes out a book.)
Ullabella: Hmmm... *browses through the peges* Demons, Midgets, Satanic worshipers, Dick Cheney... here, "Teachers possessed by the powers of Evil"! *reads* Aha! His greatest weakness is apples! *Runs out from the library*

Scene 7
(Ullabella runs into the classroom.)
Ullabella: By the power of Christ, Buddha, Jimi Hendrix and all the other goofs, I COMPEL YOU!
E T: Ah, you. *Turns to the class* Get her!
(The class starts to move towards Ullabella like zombies.)
Ullabella: No, wait! Listen to me, he is evil! Look!
(Ullabella pushes the cage with the class hamster towards Evil teacher. He flinches and the hamster starts to burn/melt/die another horrible way.)
Class: Omigod, he IS evil!
(Ullabella hands out apples to the class.)
Ullabella: Here, throw these at him.
(The class throws the apples at Evil teacher)
Ullabella: GO BACK TO HELL, YOU BASTARD!!!
E T: NOOOOOOOOES!!!
(Evil teacher turns into a baby bunny in a cloud of smoke. Class stomps bunny to jam.)
Class: Ya, we did it!
Ullabella: Yes. Let's go home.

FIN

Description
An Apple for the Teacher

Scene 1
(Begins in classroom.)
(The class is noisy and gets a lot of "F":s by the teacher who also tries to calm the students down.)
(The teacher leaves the classroom.)
*Loud noises from the hall*
(Evil Teacher arrives)
E T: Hello class. My name is mr. Meaniepants *writes name on whiteboard*
Class: *Mumbles*
E T: I said: Hello class!
Class: Hello mr. (various alterations to "Meaniepants").
(The Headmaster enters the classroom.)
H M: This is mr. Meaniepants and he will be replacing your old teacher who got in an ... accident. And I expect some changes in this class, understood?
Class: Yes, Headmaster.
(Headmaster leaves.)
(The class immedeately starts making noise again.)
(Evil teacher hits the ruler in the desk)
E T: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!
(Class turns quiet.)
E T: Would you like some candy, children?
(The class eats Evil teacher's candies and become quiet and zombie-like, everyone exept Ullabella.)
(After class the children turn normal and can't remember anything from the lesson.)

Scene 2
*NEXT DAY*
(On the way to school.)
Ullabella: I don't really like this new teacher.
Friend: Why not? I think he's quite nice, he gave us candy:
Ullabella: I don't think you should be eating those candies. You promise?
Friend: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
(They arrive at classroom.)
Ullabella: Promise me. Seriously!
Friend: Okay, don't worry.
(Inside the class goes on and Ullabella and her friend eat no candy.)
(Ullabella hides it well, Friend doesn't)

Scene 3
(After class Evil teacher takes Friend to the side.)
E T: Do you like my candy?
Friend: Umm... yes, quite.
E T: And would you like some more?
Friend: No, thank you.
E T: Oh, but I insist.
Friend: I said no!
E T: Okay, you leave me no choise... (Evil teacher makes a move with his hands and Friend flies into a room and screams.)
*Really loud screaming*

Scene 4
*NEXT DAY*
(Ullabella runs after Friend outside school.)
Ullabella: Hey, what happened? You didn't meet me at the bus stop as usual.
Friend: *Brainwashed* Well, we would have been late for school. I had to go earlier.
Ullabella: Okay... By the way, can I borrow your books, I forgot mine?
Friend: No, you should have brought them.
Ullabella: *To herself* Hmmm, I can bring an apple to the teacher instead.
(In class, Ullabella gives an apple to Evil Teacher.)
E T: AAAAAAARGH!!! Take it away! *Throws apple away*
Someone outside the screen: Ow, my spleen!
(Ullabella sees Evile teacher's reaction and runs away. Evil teacher follows, but Ullabella Gets away.) (perhaps thanks to a fruitstand or similar???)

Scene 5
*THREE DAYS EARLIER*
(The Headmaster stands next to a hole in the ground.)
H M: Er... hello!
Hole: What!?
H M: Uh, mister Satan?
Satan: Yes, what is it? Can't you see I'm busy tormenting some scientologists?
H M: Oh, my apologies. I just came to ask if you would like to help me.
Satan: ...Go on.
H M: You see, there's this one class in my school. They're terrible. I was just wondering if you could lend me a hand with them, for proper payment of course.
Satan: Hmmm... I think we can do business.
H M: *to himself* Oh thank god.
Satan: What was that?
H M: Nothing, nothing...
Satan: Okay, I'm sending one of my evil teachers. That'll probably set those kids straight.
H M: Exellent.

Scene 6
(Ullabella comes to school next day and goes straight to the library.)
Ullabella: Quickly, I need a book on how to fight the forces of Evil!
Librarian: *Nonchalant and tired* yeah, yeah. In the evil section. *points to the evil section*
(Ullabella goes to evil section and takes out a book.)
Ullabella: Hmmm... *browses through the peges* Demons, Midgets, Satanic worshipers, Dick Cheney... here, "Teachers possessed by the powers of Evil"! *reads* Aha! His greatest weakness is apples! *Runs out from the library*

Scene 7
(Ullabella runs into the classroom.)
Ullabella: By the power of Christ, Buddha, Jimi Hendrix and all the other goofs, I COMPEL YOU!
E T: Ah, you. *Turns to the class* Get her!
(The class starts to move towards Ullabella like zombies.)
Ullabella: No, wait! Listen to me, he is evil! Look!
(Ullabella pushes the cage with the class hamster towards Evil teacher. He flinches and the hamster starts to burn/melt/die another horrible way.)
Class: Omigod, he IS evil!
(Ullabella hands out apples to the class.)
Ullabella: Here, throw these at him.
(The class throws the apples at Evil teacher)
Ullabella: GO BACK TO HELL, YOU BASTARD!!!
E T: NOOOOOOOOES!!!
(Evil teacher turns into a baby bunny in a cloud of smoke. Class stomps bunny to jam.)
Class: Ya, we did it!
Ullabella: Yes. Let's go home.

FIN