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Published: 2007-05-02 19:26:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 237811; Favourites: 5562; Downloads: 54072
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If l believed in Hell, I'd say this comic might be the thing that officially sends me there. XD I kid folks, I kid. A while back when I did Orochimaru's Rant ~HinataNaruto4eva92 had suggested I give some more Characters a chance to Rant for themselves. And well, I finally got around to it. : D Poor, poor, Naruto... He truly is the Man-Whore of Fandom... D:> I'm not sure if I'll do any more Rants. But if I do, I have no idea who'll be next.I actually hadn't planned on submitting this quite yet *Was working on two other comics before this* But I decided that this had important and urgent issues that just HAD to be addressed. So I made this one top priority, worked fast, and here it is! :3
EDIT: DEAR CRAPPITY CRAP! 2,000 FAVS! HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH WITH **** ON TOP! O.O People REALLY like this don't they?! WOW... Um... Thank you very much everyone!
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I hate Yaoi. But, Any given ship is better than Sasuke x Sakura or Naruto x Sakura.
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And sorry Naruto, but you belong to Hinata. Kishimoto-sensei decrees it!
Even then, Naruto actually kinda hates Sakura now. He broke up and went for Hinata.
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Sasuke, I was expecting that from in this I was just not ready for it some just kill me already I hate these fucking yaoi fandums and the creators of said fan fiction trying to shove it down our throats. Dear god o need mental bleach or more likely regular bleach
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Yeah some people just can't take a hint about anything in a series that's supposed to not be canon and try forcing it to be down other people's throats.
Don't hey me started on a popular American made anime that has a lot of pairings that people will try to force to become canon *cough, RWBY, cough*
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Sorry, Naruto, but this is a war manga, not a shonen one at all. Definitely not romance either, and yeah, you have to bang Hinata twice in order to maintain the spacetime continuum and you need to handle your son Boruto Β and your cute and cuddly daughter Himawari Β .
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Sorry naruto but ima still ship you with hinata and you can kill me if ya want because that is the only way your gonna make me stop shipping you two
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IKR. I literally read a fix where he goes out with Zabuza. WTF? And not to mention Tsume. TSUME! Kiba's mother! What is wrong with you people?
Sorry, don't mean any serious offence.
But still. It creeps me out.
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poor sasuke just can't get any from naruto try harder you'll get there. its funny and I love it very much. I my self made a narusasu but that was so I gave every fan a story ya know I like to keep it equal. enough about me though nice job well gotta go bye bye
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oh my gosh, that last line killed me. XD
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Gonna have to disagree with you, if I wanna make Naruto and Sasuke gay I will regardless if he's interested in Sakura. And most of us know that ship wasn't gonna happen anyway. π
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i would have to agree, honestly i'm getting tired of people making naruto gay, going out with people he doesn't even know, and changing other characters genders, but the worst of all is him going out with people older than him,and worse than that, his own mother.
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It's a show not reality what do you expect there just expressing what they like.
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Naruto belongs with Sasuke. No more needs be said. ^v^
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Funny how things can change, huh?Β
Kishimoto had people goin' for some years that he'd end up with Sakura, and the Naruto: The Last comes out in theaters.
Somehow, I'm a little glad it turned out that way
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its funny bc that's literally what happened with hinata in the end.
talked like 3 times and suddenly ends up together. lol
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This is pretty awesome! When Sasuke came into the comic and started saying those things to Naruto I laughed my ass off XD
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I know I have the advangate of 7 years of extra knowlege, but after reading ninth vignette my thoughts were something akin to "In fact... I'll give you three guesses to discover with WHO do you end, Naruto. The first clue is, her name begins with Hi, and ends with Nata"
But it still is fucking hilarious, well done!
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I agree with 80% of this. But he does get to know Hinata better in the series; then again this was made years ago.Β
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It's funny how much can change in 7 years.
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I think in part one they should of had more screen tie together or in shippuden had a mission together ughh
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I...just..love it.. I cant desibe why,.. But one things weird... Seriouly, Sakura's mum...nooooooooo, NaruSasu/SasuNaru all the way!!! X3
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YES, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT PAIRING SOOOO MUCH!! It's one of my opts
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I give up on fangirls, so many of them are just pervs who would rather twist logic and reason to make their sick fantasies true than just accept that "two attractive men=/= secretly gay and want each other's butts"
I've even had an ex write a yaoi fanfic of me and my twin brother...I still shiver.
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AH yes.
Naruto is not gay.
Sasuke is.
X3
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btw; is Sasuke drunk?
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OMFG so true on many levels!!!!!!! But I'm still NaruHina all the way XD
Sasuke, you're totally drunk right now!!!!!! XD
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Naruto: "F*ck Off!
Sasuke: "Not without you!"
XD wow..... amazing
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... I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say Sasuke was drunk as Hell!
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tell sasuke i said sakura would be happy too XD
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PEOPLE THINK THE NINETAILS IS A GIRL?!?!?!!?!?!?
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FemkyuubixnarutoΒ
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Notone for fanfiction are you
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