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CosmicPeanut456 [2022-01-03 07:23:06 +0000 UTC]

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JamesonThePhoenixOwl [2020-04-07 00:55:27 +0000 UTC]

this looks like a comedy comic, it is so funny.

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Raxis [2018-11-12 01:48:03 +0000 UTC]

Why does Shinra have weirdos in gimp suits to guard their reactor? :thinking:

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Raxis [2018-12-25 01:36:50 +0000 UTC]

President Shinra really DOES visit the Honeybee Inn too much.

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metalshadowinsanity [2018-07-20 02:24:02 +0000 UTC]

AAAAH! THINGS!

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UltimateEmpress [2017-01-17 11:36:37 +0000 UTC]

Did we even get paid in the end?

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ArgenSomnium In reply to UltimateEmpress [2017-04-27 00:48:09 +0000 UTC]

We got paid for the first terrorist attack.... but not the second... and we got ripped off on the first.... Barret really knows how to underpay his hench-men...  Should form a union.  "No bucks, no boom!"

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manectrix [2016-06-06 16:35:41 +0000 UTC]

Cloud's face when he's admiring himself... LOL.

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AlwaysForeverDreamer [2015-11-16 04:59:58 +0000 UTC]

Graaaw is possibly the best battle-cry sound effect ever.

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Terrencethetitan [2015-08-22 02:38:38 +0000 UTC]

ROTFLMAO

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SinsValentine [2015-06-26 16:09:54 +0000 UTC]

lmfao this comic is awesome!

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TheDansome [2015-06-21 03:39:21 +0000 UTC]

Blowing shit up sounds like an absolute dream job.

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ObstinateMelon In reply to TheDansome [2015-06-21 05:11:11 +0000 UTC]

Did you just inadvertently find out your dream job is Demolitions Expert?

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TheDansome In reply to ObstinateMelon [2015-06-21 06:09:52 +0000 UTC]

I did! miraculously enough. Just as i finished reading that page I was contacted by BlowShitUp Inc. So god bless you and your economy-proof comics.

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ZuesKillerProduction [2015-05-31 14:40:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I think you missed the limited edition version.

its probably at a pawn shop or something like that.

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artReall [2014-03-14 22:09:55 +0000 UTC]

HA HA SO FUNNY!

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ParadiseGardevoir [2013-07-15 13:18:25 +0000 UTC]

Things: Because no name fits better.

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Jun-Himekawa [2012-11-10 07:11:43 +0000 UTC]

Cloud+Mirror=EPIC SEXY FACE TIME!!!!!!! XD

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Jun-Himekawa [2012-11-13 04:56:39 +0000 UTC]

It's not often that that happens.

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Jun-Himekawa In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-11-13 05:00:01 +0000 UTC]

I know. Still funny though.

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Skylark360 [2012-11-05 21:34:47 +0000 UTC]

That mirror's going to break at the Temple of the Ancients, isn't it?

Seven years bad luck and a sub-par compilation. What could be worse than that?

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Skylark360 [2012-11-08 04:05:58 +0000 UTC]

Aw man. How? Does he break it with his hair?

Not much can be worse, I can tell ya that. But at least Cloud won't be humiliated in a Disney game, right?

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Skylark360 In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-11-08 04:54:51 +0000 UTC]

Ah ha ha haa!

Mansex...

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Skylark360 [2012-11-14 15:27:23 +0000 UTC]

Diiiiiiisnnnneeeeey!!

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MirageWanderer [2012-10-15 05:01:47 +0000 UTC]

Wow Cloud, stop looking at yourself with that mirror..... you're kinda creeping me out....

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ObstinateMelon In reply to MirageWanderer [2012-10-23 04:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm. No, I'm going to allow this.

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MirageWanderer In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-10-23 04:56:38 +0000 UTC]

Ha, fine..

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Virtual-Corvid [2012-10-14 07:30:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh my goodness, you have quite the sense of humor!

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Virtual-Corvid [2012-10-15 04:13:53 +0000 UTC]


I just do what I can.

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chibi-sunrise [2012-09-20 05:37:06 +0000 UTC]

Blow shit up? I have no problems with that^^ Wait, where did Wedge get that cake? Where did Cloud get that mirror? It's Final Fantasy...logic and physics don't have such high priority anyway.

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ObstinateMelon In reply to chibi-sunrise [2012-09-20 21:21:09 +0000 UTC]

I don't think physics has anything to do with cake. Sort of.

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chibi-sunrise In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-09-23 05:21:33 +0000 UTC]

Physics has to do with everything!

...unless you're in Advent Children.

...or nearly any video game for that matter...

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ObstinateMelon In reply to chibi-sunrise [2012-10-04 20:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Lies, physics has nothing to do with Mario Party. Most of those games are a slippery mess.

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chibi-sunrise In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-10-08 02:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Physics teaches us how to lie when we roll the dice, though!

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ObstinateMelon In reply to chibi-sunrise [2012-10-11 23:15:13 +0000 UTC]

The game doesn't let me lie!

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chibi-sunrise In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-10-14 20:22:59 +0000 UTC]

Curse you, game! You're just like Fire Emblem, punishing hackers since the very first game came out!

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ObstinateMelon In reply to chibi-sunrise [2012-10-15 05:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, what does the game do? O:

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chibi-sunrise In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-10-22 20:37:51 +0000 UTC]

There's this thing called an arena where you can fight battles infinitely and gain exp and gold infinitely so long as you don't lose. Some people hack the arena so that they can't lose by messing with the random number generator; they'll make it so that the enemy's accuracy is 20 or that their chance of getting a critical is one percent. However, the random number generator is just flat out cruel sometimes and defies hacks and luck, and it WILL destroy your characters.

Some players put up videos on youtube of other times when the game pretty much "hacks you back."

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ObstinateMelon In reply to chibi-sunrise [2012-10-23 05:04:11 +0000 UTC]

That is beautiful.

Man, now I want a fighting game that punches you in the balls if you try to hack it.

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chibi-sunrise In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-10-24 02:39:43 +0000 UTC]

The random number generator gives you the best luck or the worst luck. Some fans even call it the random number goddess because of it's just that powerful. I don't because we had to kill a goddess once, and that wasn't fun. I don't want to put up with another one.

Well, people have tried to hack Dissidia, but I think Dissidia was more forgiving than Fire Emblem EVER was.

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ObstinateMelon In reply to chibi-sunrise [2012-10-24 03:08:05 +0000 UTC]

Psh, rookie, I have to kill a goddess in like every RPG I play.

Dissidia is easily hacked, there are no punches to the balls there.

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chibi-sunrise In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-10-24 03:26:33 +0000 UTC]

RPGs. Destroying fictional religion for all.

Curse you and your easily hacked games, Square Enix!

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ObstinateMelon In reply to chibi-sunrise [2012-10-24 03:50:00 +0000 UTC]

Dammit, now what will I blindly follow?

Why, I oughta W-Item them so hard...

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chibi-sunrise In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-10-24 03:54:50 +0000 UTC]

The RPG fictional government.

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ObstinateMelon In reply to chibi-sunrise [2012-10-24 04:21:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh, phew. Where would I be without you!

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Karaouq [2012-08-23 23:12:27 +0000 UTC]

haha ah barret is great

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ObstinateMelon In reply to Karaouq [2012-08-26 03:41:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes, I concur.

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Karaouq In reply to ObstinateMelon [2012-08-26 17:26:04 +0000 UTC]

ok good

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BlueSpiritFire1 [2012-08-19 02:09:12 +0000 UTC]

6th Panel: Cloud's looking strangely Sephiroth-ey O_O

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ObstinateMelon In reply to BlueSpiritFire1 [2012-08-21 04:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Damn you, vanity, Sephiroth is thy name!

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