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that stupid but intriguing question that makes you think
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Because people would be confused otherwise.
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Bacon sounds like bakin .w.
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SHOW ME YOUR WAYS
HOW DO YOU BAKE BACON
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You put tinfoil down on a cookie sheet and bake until it's crispy...on...350 degrees I think.
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^_^ I just broke a riddle
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I'm feeling pretty estatic right
Now!
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Pundetector.exe starting up...
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You might need a metal detector if I make one for music.
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What's your favorite band?
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I get it...
Had to stretch the rules a bit to make that joke eh?
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Ayy
'Least I put that joke together.
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You should make a band called "The Bandaids"
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Gotta stick it to ya, that joke is gauze for trouble.
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Ah, but it's nearly MEDICocure
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Aw, I don't ObamaCare for that pun.
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You don't? Well, you must not have a very thick epidermis.
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I couldn't monitor that pun; tibia honest, I didn't get it.
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Epidermis=skin.
Guess your funny bone is a bit rusty eh?
Actully it might be me. Being honest, that was a pretty bad pun.
A bit hard too wrap your head around...
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I see you made tu-mor puns there.
Well, I can pun all day.
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Normally I can as well, but I'm just a bit out of it. Hey, at least I'm not a byte out of it, or else it would be like getting RAMmed with a hard-disk. That would hurt like a FireWire mixed with a thunderbolt!
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Changing the Book, eh?
Well, I've got Intel that you may want to read.
I can't Dell out puns as fast as you can, but after an Undertale worth of puns, I'll PC you later. I Mac puns great, even greater than tablets.
Although, that's not good. Tablets suck.
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It must be hard-wired into your brain to make puns like those. Can you make a pun out of every nook and cranny of your world? Even the dell-ie?
On an unrelated note, Windows is a horrible construction company
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Trust me, your eyes would Google if you saw the Excel of jokes I made.
And I can definitely joke about the deli and their not-footlongs and their Chips.
On another unrelated note, not all of windows is bad, just a lot. I mean, at least they made a better Explorer.
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You nailed it buddy.
Alright, becaus ei'm at the end of my rope right no I have to tie up some loose ends. You did good! If you did this as a career you would knot fail!
Have a good night sir!
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I will have a good night!
Just don't get ar-rested or anything!
Finish those sheets, and come to me if you wanna cover it up.
But I won't blame you if you can't think, I'm starting to draw a blanket.
Thanks for bearing my puns, and thanks for giving some back,
Just use the knight of light if you need him, and do bedder!
Sincerely,
Ariel, punlord extraordinaire.
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Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
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If typers type and writers write, how come fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't hamm?
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One goose, two geese, so.... one moose, two meese?
One index, two indeces?
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