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Orochihime — Twilight Life Fail
Published: 2009-11-13 13:04:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 10993; Favourites: 118; Downloads: 1354
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Look upon this and despair.I don't know what's worse...having this guy's ugly-ass face over one's privates or actually using the Edward vibrator.
...and people wonder why I have come to hate Twilight so much.
Now, if you excusme, I'm going to ritually cleanse myself after having to look at this image whilst creating the poster.
The image and demotivational poster generator do not belong to me. I will post links after class some time.
Edit: I found out and new and frightening fact about these panties. Ladies, that part that runs along the inside and goes over one's...*ahem*...has Edward's mouth on it.
It's sad when fangirls are so ga-ga over him that they need to have the feeling of being *bleeeep* out by him all the time...
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hold on let me get the M808. ill solve this problem real fast
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"or actually using the Edward vibrator."
Please tell me that's not true!
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Unfortunately, I'd be lying. But, yes, there are Twilight-themed vibrators (as someone so callously proved to me a while back). Rumor has it that one was made out of an action figure of him, but I prefer to think that bits of humanity aren't devolving like that...
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I think I just threw up a bit....
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no matter how beautiful, or how pleasant any young woman is, if they wore this, i would avoid them like the plague until they have cleansed themselves with both water and fire, and burnt this trash and sent the ashes to the bottom of the ocean in a concrete sarcophagus
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.....This was the best thing I have ever read and for that you get a big ass cookie!
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YAY i love cookies :3 do i get more if i get more creative?
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And also I will watch you lol.
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Yes many cookies galore for being super brilliant.
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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!
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At least no rapist would want to go near you while wearing those.
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EEEEEEWWW!EEWWWW! THIS WILL GIVE ME NIGHTMARES!!!
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MY BRAIN! MY BRAIN! The sheer idea. I think I'm going to go puke, excuse me.
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What's worse, they put Edward's face inside of those and his lips are supposed to be on a girl's...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!
my eyes my brain my brain it hurts oh god i have to puke ew ew ew ew EEWWWWW f*ck damn it ARGH!
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Oh good lord.... the scary part is that I know a girl who would buy something like that...
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.................O_O........ I.......... must....now...... stab my eyes out...... with a rusty spork........... :faints from horror:.....
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My initial reaction to it, as well.
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haha oh my god how did u find that pic!???
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You know, I'm not quite sure. It was either on Regretsy or a link was shared with me. o_o;;;
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haha oh well its still funny
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I have nothing against Twilight, but...this...this is just going too far.
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Which was my point in making the demotivational poster to begin with XD
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i want them so i can say i sit on edwards face
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You wouldn't say that if you knew that Edward's mouth was on the inside of the crotch area o_o
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o_o oh my shit... if i can get some with his face on the butt all good
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My friend got me undis with justin beibers face on the butt
I SIT ON HIS FACE EVRY TUESDAY
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