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Pokemon fan fiction short
Heroshipping
Skit

“Who the hell is this kid?” Ray asked as a general question, starring down at the red headed boy in front of him who glared back with emerald green eyes.

“Why don’t you try asking me what my name is?” He demanded.

“Oi! They make them so feisty now a days.” John commented to one in particular, “Especially the short ones.”

“I thought we were supposed to be meeting someone who belongs to a shipping that the author just found out about.” Cody said, “It can’t be this kid, can it?”

“Colosseumshipping is the only right one!” Sam interjected, crossing her arms stubbornly.

“Of course you would say that.” John muttered.

“Heroshipping.” The new kid answered, still glaring up at Ray, “Believe me, I hate it too.”

“Say what?!” Everyone else demanded, mouths gaping at the news.

“My name’s Michael and in the game series, which is sadly only two games, you apparently disappear off the face of the earth after Colosseum for reasons unknown and five years later I have to clean up Cipher’s new mess. And apparently part of the fandom has it in their heads to ship us together.”

“I think… I just died a little inside.” Ray said, looking distinctly pale.

“Well you can’t have him!” Sam insisted and, grabbing Ray by the arm, drug him away from Michael.

“Good, because I don’t want him.” Michael replied.

“You know, this was awkward, but somehow interesting.” Cody said thoughtfully.

“If by interesting you mean disturbing. I mean if they’re never supposed to have met or meet how is that even possible? Plus it’s a terrible yaoi paring. I mean think about it! Ray’s way too good looking to be wasted like that.”

“Hey!” Michael protested, “What about me?”

“Nobody here cares what you do squirt.” Cody replied.

“For once I agree with you.” John confirmed.

“Plus, you’re not nearly as good looking as Ray, so yeah.” Cody added.

“I know right?” Sam agreed enthusiastically, hugging Ray’s arm tightly.

“While the complements about my looks are nice, having my boy cousins make them is somewhat disturbing.” Ray said.

“Hey, just because we’re boys and related to you doesn’t mean that we can’t appreciate the fact that you’re better looking than us.” Cody retorted indignantly.

“Better looking that you maybe,” John responded, “but not better looking than me.”

“You are all insane!” Michael replied, shaking his head.

Description
Pokemon fan fiction short
Heroshipping
Skit

“Who the hell is this kid?” Ray asked as a general question, starring down at the red headed boy in front of him who glared back with emerald green eyes.

“Why don’t you try asking me what my name is?” He demanded.

“Oi! They make them so feisty now a days.” John commented to one in particular, “Especially the short ones.”

“I thought we were supposed to be meeting someone who belongs to a shipping that the author just found out about.” Cody said, “It can’t be this kid, can it?”

“Colosseumshipping is the only right one!” Sam interjected, crossing her arms stubbornly.

“Of course you would say that.” John muttered.

“Heroshipping.” The new kid answered, still glaring up at Ray, “Believe me, I hate it too.”

“Say what?!” Everyone else demanded, mouths gaping at the news.

“My name’s Michael and in the game series, which is sadly only two games, you apparently disappear off the face of the earth after Colosseum for reasons unknown and five years later I have to clean up Cipher’s new mess. And apparently part of the fandom has it in their heads to ship us together.”

“I think… I just died a little inside.” Ray said, looking distinctly pale.

“Well you can’t have him!” Sam insisted and, grabbing Ray by the arm, drug him away from Michael.

“Good, because I don’t want him.” Michael replied.

“You know, this was awkward, but somehow interesting.” Cody said thoughtfully.

“If by interesting you mean disturbing. I mean if they’re never supposed to have met or meet how is that even possible? Plus it’s a terrible yaoi paring. I mean think about it! Ray’s way too good looking to be wasted like that.”

“Hey!” Michael protested, “What about me?”

“Nobody here cares what you do squirt.” Cody replied.

“For once I agree with you.” John confirmed.

“Plus, you’re not nearly as good looking as Ray, so yeah.” Cody added.

“I know right?” Sam agreed enthusiastically, hugging Ray’s arm tightly.

“While the complements about my looks are nice, having my boy cousins make them is somewhat disturbing.” Ray said.

“Hey, just because we’re boys and related to you doesn’t mean that we can’t appreciate the fact that you’re better looking than us.” Cody retorted indignantly.

“Better looking that you maybe,” John responded, “but not better looking than me.”

“You are all insane!” Michael replied, shaking his head.