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LadyPhire [2015-07-30 17:51:58 +0000 UTC]
i feel like this would be an awesome fanfic...just have Gandalf take the good morning as bilbo wasn't going to kill them and thus he had to get the dwarrow their fast so he wouldn't change his mind and then when the dwarfs arrive they think bilbo is a servant or something for the true master of the house that will either kill them or help them and so they treat him accordingly...ergo ignore his orders, play around with his dishes and food and so on, and they just figure they will clean everything up before their host gets there, bilbo of course is quitely contemplating where he is going to bury the dwarrow in his garden for perfect fertilizer and without disrupting his garden to much because they are rather large bodies to be hiding, and then their leaders shows up and shit hits the fan fast
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Nicweorm [2015-02-24 23:47:43 +0000 UTC]
Plot bunny alert! Plot bunny aleeeeert!!!
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JeantineHobbit [2015-01-04 08:18:50 +0000 UTC]
Well that explains why they tried to come in pairs!
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infamousrun4life [2014-12-21 07:39:07 +0000 UTC]
Haahaaha ok now all I can picture is the dwarves showing up all like "aw but he's just a wee fellow, no harm-" and thorin's like "NOPE we do not trust the hobbit he's probably secretly a vicious killer he could snap at any moment holy shit watch your backs dudes k" so the whole time everyone's just mincing around bilbo looking absolutely terrified and he's just confused as hell xD
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iColossal [2014-12-01 01:50:55 +0000 UTC]
AHA!
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adarkheart [2014-10-11 15:31:44 +0000 UTC]
That's brilliant !!!
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WolvesKey [2014-10-02 19:36:34 +0000 UTC]
OoooooOOOOOoooooh, I get it now, took me a few moments, sick with fever so brain is pretty slow, haha x_____x
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Ellosse [2014-10-01 23:40:43 +0000 UTC]
I love the play of expressions and how you choose exactly the right ones. Great job!
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MightyWhiteLion [2014-09-29 18:12:30 +0000 UTC]
hahaha!
Bilbo kiling the dwarves? when pigs start to fly!
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crocella [2014-09-29 07:09:20 +0000 UTC]
i was not expecting that, bravo
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Winters-Dawn1221 [2014-09-28 20:37:06 +0000 UTC]
Whoa, Biblo could've gone all mini ninja on them and they'd've died. Aren't we glad he didn't go mini ninja?
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Anele1988 [2014-09-28 19:36:08 +0000 UTC]
I knew it! Bilbo had atwisted side to him. Lucky drawves are lucky, that he had his breakfast and a good pipe the morning or thing might have gone ugly in the night. (not to mention their secret weapon: awesome bass singing voices)
Gandalfs "A-HA" in the end is so hilarious. Matches so well.
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LunarCatNinja [2014-09-28 18:32:43 +0000 UTC]
Love it! I can picture Bilbo as a BAMF that used to take no s*** before he mellowed out.
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nlmchaos12 [2014-09-28 18:08:51 +0000 UTC]
LOVE!!!!!!
SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS!!!!
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Kitt-Otter [2014-09-28 16:34:29 +0000 UTC]
You've slain me.
XD
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Glorgindel [2014-09-28 15:15:56 +0000 UTC]
Buwahahahaha!!!! I loled my bottom off XD
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seechem [2014-09-28 14:14:23 +0000 UTC]
LOL!
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feathery-blue-otaku [2014-09-28 14:03:42 +0000 UTC]
Lol XD I thought it was going to be "How I Met Your Mother"
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Purestrongpoem [2014-09-28 13:49:33 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha, I assume Bilbo might try to kill them because they ate all the food and threw his precious dishes.
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absmvstars5 [2014-09-28 13:17:46 +0000 UTC]
Clever, very clever.
I never knew Bilbo once had a violent streak.
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