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PegasisterofWizardry — Jimmy Casket: How Bad Can I Be?

Published: 2015-05-12 22:03:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 778; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 0
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Description Look at this little nugget. I was so inspired I changed the lyrics. As you can tell I've watched "The Lorax" recently

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? 
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? 
I'm just following my destiny.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? 
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? 
How bad can I possibly be?

Well there's a principle of nature
That almost every creature knows.
Called survival of the fittest
And check it this is how it goes.
The animal that eats gotta scratch and fight and claw and bite and punch.
And the animal that doesn't, well, the animal doesn't winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch.
(Munch munch munch munch)
I'm just sayin'!

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? 
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? 
I'm just following my destiny.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? 
I'm just doing what comes naturally.
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? 
How bad can I possibly be?

(It gets different here guys)

There's a principle in murder
That everyone thought was gone
It says the psychos with enough thirst
Make this catastrophic world more fun!
So I'm murdering you company,
I'm murdering your family,
I'm murdering your closest pals!
Everybody take care of what you have, and me?
I just want. To. Stab, stab, stab, stab, STAB!

Let me hear you say 'chaotic death'!
(chaotic death)
Stabitty stab!
(Stabitty stab!)
Complain all you want, but it's never ever ever gonna stop.
Come on! How bad can I possibly be?

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I'm just helping the economy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
Just look at me pettin' this puppy. *holds up Jumper's corpse* (I know I'm getting dark now)
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
(news anchor) "Serial homicides boggle the authorities!"
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?

Let's see.

(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
All the customers are dying!
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the panic's multiplying!
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the body count is trying!
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the police are denying!
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
Who cares if a few people are dying?
(How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
This is all so satisfying!

How bad?

How bad could this possibly BE?!
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Comments: 30

FireLilly2205 [2017-03-05 18:56:47 +0000 UTC]

best song XD

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FudgeConspiracy [2016-09-04 21:26:35 +0000 UTC]

No joke.
I was listening to this song while I was browsing your gallery and I found this.
Whaaaaaat.

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lantry1 [2015-10-20 03:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Jimmy. You look amazing in this picture. (Great job!)

Also, quick question: Can I use that song you put in the description in a short story of mine? That song just.. Blew my mind!

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PegasisterofWizardry In reply to lantry1 [2015-10-20 12:09:50 +0000 UTC]

Sure! Just make sure you give me credit for it! XD

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lantry1 In reply to PegasisterofWizardry [2015-10-20 13:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Of course! Thank you!

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puppyinabox [2015-07-13 13:09:07 +0000 UTC]

omg!!!! that song works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gaaah! halp I e fangirling!!!! some1 save meeeeeeeeeee!  

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MLGlollipop [2015-06-15 01:05:54 +0000 UTC]

FANGIRL SWAAAAAG

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TheRainbowMangle [2015-06-05 01:00:46 +0000 UTC]

OH.


MAI.




GAWD YES! FNAGURLING

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randompasserbyer [2015-05-15 00:16:58 +0000 UTC]

Holy cow. X3 The lyrics.. So dark. JEEZ!!

But it's even better! <3 Such fangirl!

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PegasisterofWizardry In reply to randompasserbyer [2015-05-15 11:31:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, sorry about that... but my fangirl was too strong.

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randompasserbyer In reply to PegasisterofWizardry [2015-05-15 16:05:42 +0000 UTC]

lol XD

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VenturianFan1300 [2015-05-14 11:02:39 +0000 UTC]

That reference . . . . . I have NO words

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dragontransformation [2015-05-14 06:25:22 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE IT!!

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reyreyet [2015-05-14 06:10:20 +0000 UTC]

Holy cow! The picture and lyrics, I-... I can seriously imagine Jimmy singing this... Whelp, I'm getting creepy chills. Which means you did a good job. Lol

So, who likes tacos? Lol jk jk

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PegasisterofWizardry In reply to reyreyet [2015-05-14 11:41:29 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you like it! I may or may not animate this when, you know, I learn to animate. 

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reyreyet In reply to PegasisterofWizardry [2015-05-14 14:48:54 +0000 UTC]

Dude! That'll be awesome! You should totes do it!

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JavaThePsychopath [2015-05-13 15:06:22 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOSH THE PICTURE THE PICTURE I LOVE IT THE PICTURE IS AWESOME OH MY GOSH YES I WANT 5 BILLION I WANT A MILLION QUADRILLION OHMIGOSH 

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PegasisterofWizardry In reply to JavaThePsychopath [2015-05-13 21:07:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!

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Lpswolfblood69 [2015-05-13 09:46:14 +0000 UTC]

I knew that was from the Lorax before i saw the description! how ba a a ad can i be! AWESOME! AND JIMMY CASKET VERSION AWESOME!

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CoolCreativeGirl [2015-05-12 23:53:22 +0000 UTC]

This is so perfect!! 

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PegasisterofWizardry In reply to CoolCreativeGirl [2015-05-13 00:38:06 +0000 UTC]

I know, right? That song fits him so well...

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CoolCreativeGirl In reply to PegasisterofWizardry [2015-05-13 00:41:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah!  

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VenusInverted [2015-05-12 23:20:08 +0000 UTC]

Jimmy, who did you kill? Please don't say you killed Toast again. You know he'll just respawn!!

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PegasisterofWizardry In reply to VenusInverted [2015-05-13 00:39:14 +0000 UTC]

Jimmy: Yeah, but that just makes it more fun! *smiles* I can kill him over and over!

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VenusInverted In reply to PegasisterofWizardry [2015-05-13 17:55:13 +0000 UTC]

Jimmy. We went over this. You don't like it when I kill you, so don't kill Toast! AND DONT THINK ABOUT COMING NEAR ME WITH THAT... 'Knifey'!!

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PegasisterofWizardry In reply to VenusInverted [2015-05-13 21:06:49 +0000 UTC]

Jimmy: *scowls* FINE. I won't kill Toast. But you'd better watch your back, Snickers, because I'm not making any promises with you.

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VenusInverted In reply to PegasisterofWizardry [2015-05-14 00:20:58 +0000 UTC]

That's fine. Wait, you do realize I'm just as insane as you, right? I'm a Sociopath...

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PegasisterofWizardry In reply to VenusInverted [2015-05-14 11:43:03 +0000 UTC]

Jimmy: Just because you're a sociopath doesn't make you EQUALLY as crazy as me.

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VenusInverted In reply to PegasisterofWizardry [2015-05-14 20:20:11 +0000 UTC]

Uh-huh. Hey do you see that butterfly?!
Toast: I-I'm still a-alive...

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NotUsingDAsketch5678 [2015-05-12 22:19:21 +0000 UTC]

How bad are you, Jimmy?

Very.

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