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PitchblackDragon In reply to ??? [2012-10-10 08:33:50 +0000 UTC]
Sorry but this one is mine!
*pics up Busty and runs away*
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dead-dance-crow [2012-07-05 22:08:17 +0000 UTC]
das kannte ich noch nicht mal hahah
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-06-18 12:31:47 +0000 UTC]
I ran around and collected a whole bunch of pre war books and then I dropped them. Yes the big stack is photoshopped but till the part they repeat themselfes I stacked them ingame. I wanted to stack them really high but physics engine crash at a certain point making al the books "explode" and fly to the corners of the room.
I don't know about that cow. Maybe it likes beeing burned? It gives me the creeps. I see it's face at night D:
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-06-18 15:43:56 +0000 UTC]
Ah, that awesome physics engine...So fun to use. How many weird and amacing memories do we have thanks to it?
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-06-21 14:37:34 +0000 UTC]
like when I sometimes see Deathclaws falling from the sky XD
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-06-21 15:58:48 +0000 UTC]
I saw once one going into the sky. The next ten minutes I walked scared as hell, coz it might came back.
Are creatures affected by fall damage?
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-06-26 12:46:44 +0000 UTC]
[Insert sounds of deathclaw falling from the sky and horribly mangling you here]
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-06-27 11:10:18 +0000 UTC]
[Insert sounds of me crying for help and trying to punch Deathclaw in the face while Deathclaw tries to bite my hand off here]
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-06-27 12:13:29 +0000 UTC]
[Insert sounds of me coming to help with a freaking flaming sword!]
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-06-28 10:52:03 +0000 UTC]
[insert sound of me wondering where that Deathclaw even came from while you keep hitting it with flaming sword and at the same time two guys in a Virtybird keep on tossing Deathclaws out of their cargo hold]
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-06-28 12:24:44 +0000 UTC]
[Insert sound of 1ΒΊ Deathclaw dying while Anni takes her weapon, aims, and...]
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-06-29 11:50:29 +0000 UTC]
...was smashed by another falling Deathclaw and shouting once again for help when...
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-06-29 11:57:31 +0000 UTC]
-Awww, come on, how can you be THAT useless...I thought you were Lv 20!
*Takes out Plasma gun*
*V.A.T.S*
*Aims to the head of all the deathclaws*
*Gun jams*
-How can this jam?! It shoots PLASMA!! D:
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-02 19:32:15 +0000 UTC]
Useless?
USELESS!?
Try fighting with a full grown Deathclaw on your head.
*throws Deathclaw at you*
*takes our Railway Rifle*
I show you how this is done
*Rifle makes strange noises*
Huh....weird. I thought I repaired it?
Maybe it needs some more duct tape!
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-02 19:49:46 +0000 UTC]
*Deathclaw grows at me*
*Slowly, I lift my head and look at it defiantly*
FUS RO DAH
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-05 19:31:11 +0000 UTC]
*watches Deathclaw fly thought the air*
*glares*
You spent your Holiday in Skyrim again, didn't you?
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-05 22:29:05 +0000 UTC]
I am from Skyrim. *Shapeshifts into a dragon and eats the VertiBird*
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-06 05:24:49 +0000 UTC]
Whoa that is si cool
*jumps on Dragon*
to infinity and beyond!!!!
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-06 08:07:54 +0000 UTC]
*Flies to the sky, but three more VertiBirds come*
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-06 10:15:36 +0000 UTC]
Oh come on, this sucks
*opens the dragons mouth like a car trunk and takes a rocket launcher out of it*
Good thing that I have stacked rocket launchers all over the Wasteland in case of a rocket launcher emergency!
*fires at Vertibirds*
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-06 11:51:54 +0000 UTC]
Okay, I am gonna use a dice to see if you hit or miss.
How good is Anni at Big Weapons?
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-10 07:26:14 +0000 UTC]
35
.....
I do not like big weapons
they are heavy D:
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-10 09:37:46 +0000 UTC]
Havy weapons guy dissaproves.
Okay. With a 5 or 6, you hit the Koptas. I wont re-roll any dice, coz you have Luck 5.
...One hit! One Vertibird down!
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-11 11:32:10 +0000 UTC]
Ok then you try it *hands rocket launcher to Heavy*
Or better you *takes it from Heavy and gives it to you*
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-11 12:25:39 +0000 UTC]
I cant shoot rockets! I am a dragon now! And Skyrim dragons have no arms (That should be called wyvern, dont you think?)
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-11 19:57:16 +0000 UTC]
-I cant, I have just used it...Okay, I have an idea.
*Turn around the neck, carefully grab Anni with the mouth and throw her into the closest copter.*
(We sould RolePlay some day)
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-11 19:59:55 +0000 UTC]
*slams at the window of the copter*
Anni: ouch
Copter Pilot: AHHHHHHHHH
Anni: AHHHHHHHHH
*copter crashes*
(we really should)
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-11 20:29:27 +0000 UTC]
And that is how Anni died. Or not? DUN DUN DUUUUNN!
Some day...
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-12 07:29:07 +0000 UTC]
What are you narrating?
I'm not dead.
Badly injured but not dead.
Also, I killed a chopper pilot
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-12 09:22:42 +0000 UTC]
Aw, darn. I only wanted you gone...Coz you are a magnet for trobles, it seems! What have you done to the Enclave?
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-12 15:04:27 +0000 UTC]
You don't want me? :C
*sniff*
The Enclave soldier?
*holds up a cut of head*
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-12 15:08:43 +0000 UTC]
No! You are going to get me killed! DOnt you know taht you DONT have to attack the Enclave, unless you EXTERMINATE them?"
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-16 05:21:03 +0000 UTC]
But it is fuuuuuuuuuun
Try it yourself. They hardly try to defense themselves
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Dgs-Krieger In reply to PitchblackDragon [2012-07-16 08:43:31 +0000 UTC]
Well, yeah, I know that. I have fully exterminated them. You may not see a single Enclave soldier in my game.
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PitchblackDragon In reply to Dgs-Krieger [2012-07-16 12:26:19 +0000 UTC]
Same here
except for those Vertibirds that come out of nowhere to drop them off
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