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paulachu [2020-09-21 11:00:58 +0000 UTC]
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TAnimation777 [2020-03-03 04:30:37 +0000 UTC]
This would be a amazing reference if thay make this joke in the next movie.
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L-Kirby [2019-10-10 18:31:29 +0000 UTC]
"How.... can a man.... THAT FAT MOVE ****ING FAST!!?"
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didj5 [2019-09-30 10:24:29 +0000 UTC]
Wat
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Carbieruther2019 [2019-09-01 11:26:01 +0000 UTC]
I like to see Jim Carrey run as fast from Sonic which would be completely hilarious.🤣
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EpsilonEagle [2019-04-26 21:14:59 +0000 UTC]
I always assumed he had robot boots that made him run fast. Either that or Sonic purposely let him get away because there's no sport in beating up a slow moving middle aged fat man while you have super powers, and Sonic was less focused on murdering the guy as much as making him stop capturing animals and sticking them in robots.
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MayJuneJulyApril [2017-12-11 03:27:51 +0000 UTC]
Maybe he was just to tired
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MayJuneJulyApril [2017-12-11 03:27:17 +0000 UTC]
That actually is on par with the explanation of sonic not wanting to hurt the guy
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CrystalMaiden77 [2016-09-11 23:09:47 +0000 UTC]
Maybe Eggman has cybernetic legs. Or Sonic's not catching up to him on purpose because he doesn't wanna kill him. I mean, so Sonic catches up to Eggman when he's defenseless, and then what?
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TheGameInfarcer [2016-09-02 01:51:48 +0000 UTC]
No matter what form he turns into, Sonic can never beat Eggman in a foot race...
Maybe he should drive his car instead.
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FnafGuy1175 [2016-08-16 19:42:40 +0000 UTC]
My character runs as fast as light! His name is Jinez!
Jinez: Sorry Eggie, but you're too slow to outrun me! So good luck!
*race starts*
*Jinez starts first*
*eggman outruns him*
Jinez: Wait, what the hell???
*eggman keeps running*
Jinez: Okay, you asked for that. *turns into super*
*eggman keeps outrunning Jinez*
Jinez: What the f**k? *turns into hyper*
*still can't outrun eggman*
*eggman wins the race*
Jinez: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Lol
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JokerVonDoom [2016-07-28 06:53:01 +0000 UTC]
Come on Sonic! You gotta be quicker than that!
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Tiny-Birds [2016-03-23 15:48:00 +0000 UTC]
This got me in a good mood of he classic Sonic days. c:
JaredRenoir LOL!
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D-Prototype [2015-12-09 04:09:00 +0000 UTC]
I thought it was canon that he owned a jetpack. Maybe that's how he gets away.
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D-Prototype In reply to therealnightmaremoon [2015-12-20 23:23:55 +0000 UTC]
You have a point. Maybe Sonic's actually letting him get away all those times, though.
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tokyofox200 [2015-06-06 01:46:43 +0000 UTC]
Well if you think about it with sonic having to do all that running just to get to him it stands to reason he'd be tired enough to let Eggman get away but they sat longer legs mean a longer stride.. So who knows?
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ShinyMisty [2015-02-04 01:07:46 +0000 UTC]
I always thought that he runs faster because his legs are longer than Sonic's.
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ZenroGaiaX [2014-12-24 02:11:30 +0000 UTC]
maybe he wears special kinds of boots or extreme gear hidden in his shoes like spiderman with the webs
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superstarmario13 [2014-12-16 00:36:19 +0000 UTC]
thatd be awesome if they referenced this in the sonic sony movie XD
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MarioSonicPeace [2014-08-26 01:44:17 +0000 UTC]
I remember seeing old gag when I had played the classic games. Good work.
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Tacomaster233 [2013-06-15 08:34:35 +0000 UTC]
In Soviet Russia Eggman is faster than Sonic.
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Lyloidthefox657 [2013-05-27 15:42:59 +0000 UTC]
Fatter runners beat thinner runners XD
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ashcreator [2013-05-04 20:48:48 +0000 UTC]
i don't understand why sonic is tired and isn't running fast??
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KeepOnBuilding [2013-04-26 03:46:49 +0000 UTC]
PFFHT! Sonic Fastest thing Alive LOOK at Eggman!
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pengie9290 [2013-03-26 01:37:59 +0000 UTC]
It's not really just classic. Eggman is able to compete against Sonic in the Olympics, including is running events.
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CLASSIC---SPEED [2013-01-10 14:28:51 +0000 UTC]
eggman! *sigh* STOP!
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RuthlessRain1103 [2012-12-31 19:08:06 +0000 UTC]
omg god job but thats so messed up egghead is running more then sonic omfg
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RelativeEquinox [2012-12-06 23:59:23 +0000 UTC]
Fun fact: Eggman was originally to be the good guy, so he may be just as fast as Sonic, though we've never seen him ever have to run yet.
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tahutoa [2012-11-21 01:23:19 +0000 UTC]
plus the fact that sonic was a bit plump at the time.
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Freshbreath3 [2012-11-01 21:40:40 +0000 UTC]
HOW DOES HE OUTRUN SONIC XD
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TwoHands-8071 [2012-10-20 02:13:25 +0000 UTC]
Come ON, Sonic! You can run faster than THAT overweight sorry excuse for a villian...
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MichaelJFan77 [2012-09-29 18:37:54 +0000 UTC]
No wonder one of the eggs were missing from my carton!
Just kiddin' XD
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Red-Jirachi-2 [2012-09-19 04:52:09 +0000 UTC]
Solutions:
1. Eggman is a cyborg. His limbs and many muscles are machine based
2. He's not fat. To fund his Badniks, Robotnik disguises himself with a fat suit and moustache
3. He's all muscle, baby!
4. Eggman is the true Ultimate Lifeform
4. Chaos Steroids
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hyperchris3 [2012-08-18 22:53:44 +0000 UTC]
i wonder why he ever rode in that eggomatic
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