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Published: 2005-05-24 19:00:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 4706; Favourites: 65; Downloads: 278
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Description One Minute Star Wars
by Gagan Gupta

Episode I
Quigon Jin: You will be a Jedi
Anakin: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi

Episode II
Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi
Anakin: Am I a Jedi yet?
Obi Wan: No

Episode III
Anakin: Dammit when will I be a Jedi?
Obi Wan: Soon
Anakin: Fuck You I'm going to the Dark Side

Episode IV
Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi
Luke: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi

Episode V
Yoda: Jedi, you will be
Luke: Am I Jedi yet?
Yoda: No
Vader: I am your father
Luke: WTF?

Episode VI
Luke: Dammit when will I be a Jedi?
Yoda: After you kill daddy
Luke: Aww Mannn...and Leia's my sister??

Fin
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Comments: 39

TheNightbringer343 [2012-11-04 20:45:28 +0000 UTC]

At least the picture isn't Christopher Walken. or Mr. Bean.

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ForeverPadawan [2010-08-22 20:22:10 +0000 UTC]

Nice.

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NinjaPenguinWarrior [2010-05-08 21:53:39 +0000 UTC]

Legend
bravo!

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Freyatherumlover [2010-02-04 16:56:48 +0000 UTC]

That's kinda good... but it's spelled "Qui-Gon Jinn" and "Obi-Wan"

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Darth-Millenium [2009-11-07 10:03:13 +0000 UTC]

hehehe

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murtagh-thorn-fan [2009-10-26 00:00:05 +0000 UTC]

EPIC

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I-Am-Epic [2008-10-10 01:02:56 +0000 UTC]

HA! Hysterical!

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leika6669 [2008-08-08 21:34:25 +0000 UTC]

Loved this! Yea, sums it up pretty well. Luke's reaction at the end-lmao!

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katez-chan [2008-06-28 08:26:07 +0000 UTC]

Hee hee! love it. *fav*

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kingyeg [2008-06-27 12:37:57 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's about the point of the movies... though, it is one of the best sagas around...

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psyn In reply to kingyeg [2008-07-01 06:18:19 +0000 UTC]

Definitely one of the best sagas ever.

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kingyeg In reply to psyn [2008-07-01 20:44:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, definitely... they also have some of the best games ever...

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Adeptus-Noctem [2008-06-22 04:35:44 +0000 UTC]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! Pure comedy gold!!

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psyn In reply to Adeptus-Noctem [2008-07-01 06:17:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank You!

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sivrel [2008-06-11 20:13:33 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine you got flamed a LOT for this, but DAMN IS IT FUNNY... and true.

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DelayedReality [2008-05-05 21:45:22 +0000 UTC]

LOL

And thus, I see my entire existence reduced to five lines. Thanks for the perspective. I'm gonna go hide in the closet now.

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psyn In reply to DelayedReality [2008-05-08 17:42:24 +0000 UTC]

Whoops, sorry about that. Rest assured I've missed out some crucial elements... like light sabers, Han Solo and Leia in a bikini.

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DelayedReality In reply to psyn [2008-05-16 15:04:52 +0000 UTC]

Can't forget the carbonite. Makes you shakey after use.

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Pete-bear [2008-04-13 23:43:01 +0000 UTC]

poor han he never got mentioned

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never-to-die-again [2008-03-20 16:20:44 +0000 UTC]

Love it! Thats basically what happens!

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The-angel-on-earth [2007-07-04 21:10:27 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA I'm going to die of all this laufing...it is justh the best I've ever heard

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psyn In reply to The-angel-on-earth [2008-04-08 06:17:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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The-angel-on-earth In reply to psyn [2008-04-08 12:59:51 +0000 UTC]

you're wlecom ^^

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Anakin13 [2007-04-28 17:11:49 +0000 UTC]

Very funny. I got a good laugh out of it. "Am I a jedi yet?" "No." Priceless.

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psyn In reply to Anakin13 [2008-04-08 06:17:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! My personal favorite part is --
Vader: I am your father
Luke: WTF?

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Tatooine92 [2006-09-10 21:49:57 +0000 UTC]

This is great!

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psyn In reply to Tatooine92 [2006-09-15 16:22:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank You

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Tatooine92 In reply to psyn [2006-09-16 12:40:20 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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chensing [2006-08-04 14:58:24 +0000 UTC]

very good

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jujimufu [2006-05-15 17:15:48 +0000 UTC]

LOL This one made me laugh heh, I have been doing this essay for the past 2 hours, and this was a good break +fav

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PlasmaX7 [2006-01-14 23:26:37 +0000 UTC]

Very good synopsis of the entire series - I especially love the repetition, as it is so true... Poor Lucas couldn't think of anything new for the last three movies.

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Human-Resources [2006-01-14 20:04:07 +0000 UTC]

Completely kick ass! You really did justice to Anakin's acting abilities...

Love the photo too, btw.

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Microphone-X [2005-12-04 19:09:57 +0000 UTC]

lol....keep up good work

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spazchicsplatz [2005-05-31 09:05:06 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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psyn In reply to spazchicsplatz [2005-06-08 04:49:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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spazchicsplatz In reply to psyn [2005-06-10 02:37:24 +0000 UTC]

no prob,,

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yasakanamee [2005-05-24 21:43:29 +0000 UTC]

woohooo! u added it here!! hehe i love this so much i give it a fav!

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psyn In reply to yasakanamee [2005-05-25 05:10:29 +0000 UTC]

Thankeee!!!

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ankkou [2005-05-24 19:03:11 +0000 UTC]

I LOL'd really good at this one
very funny
(and totally true, even if I like the movies too...)

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