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Published: 2008-07-15 22:41:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 3136; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 8
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Chris has taken the young Salazar under his wing and has decided to teach him about the "birds and the bees" in his own special way. Poor Salazar's horrified. He's pro'lly thinking, "What in mierda is a *beep* and how do you stick it up a *beep*?!" xDFooling around in Gaia Rally again, this time as Salazar and with the same Chris Redfield. It actually didn't go anything like that but him and the Jill Valentine cosplayer were talking dirty to one another and all I could manage to type was "ew." xD
Chris Redfield, Ramon Salazar (c) Capcom
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Part of me it curious about what Chris is saying, while the other part of me does not want to know. XD
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Chris you asshole!!!!! Stop corrupting his pure mind!!!
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Do you think he knows what yaoi is?
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OMG!!! I never guessed that Chris was into old zombie people! Especially ones that look like napoleon!!!
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He's not into him...he's just telling Salazar about "The Birds and the Bees." XD
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But I feel so bad for the little napolean.....TT-TT
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Yup! Leaves you up to imagine what he said. xD
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Oh my...
Chris Redfield is probably not the first person I would learn under for the "Birds and the Bees" talk. >.>
If I was Salazar, I'd go to.... maybe Agent HUNK, William Birkin (he'll explain things in a scientific way, so it's just the facts 
Okay! Chris is the worse, that would be Chief Irons.
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lol xD Poor Salazar... Well, ya gotta learn somehow!
I am glad to finally see another Salazar fan! >w<
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And what better to learn than the hard way? xD
Oh yes, I'm Salazar's biggest little fan! <3
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lol the hard way is always fun! xD
lol =3 I'm a pretty hard-core fan myself~ x3
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*kills Chris*
THAT'S FOR EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY SCARRING MY SALAZAR!!!
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He's not your Salazar!!! He's every ones!XD I don't see your name on him! BTW Thank you for killing Chris!!! XD
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Absolutely frightening..o_o
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Chris would probably take him to a gentlemen's club next.
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I can imagine the horrors that would take place there.
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8D I wonder if he remembers the Mudkip talk.
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Hmm...he pro'lly does. o_o;
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Oh. my. god. o-o
Lmao, poor Salazar, he'll be having nightmares now.
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xD He's really confuzzled.
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*Dies*
Sad thing is... I could so see Chris doing something like that just to get a reaction. He'd then prolly feel bad about it.
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Oh, Chris can be so cruel! xD
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And Salazar so gullable.
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...yup. He truly is.
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OMG.....Chris look totally like a pervert right now
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He does, doesn't he? xD
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O.รด
Just 3 letters
OMFGD
I know, more than 3
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LMAO!! Poor Salazar indeed!! xD Chris, you swine!! 
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*snort* Salazar's learned a few new English words. xD
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I swear, thanks to your lovely self I'll be going around calling things, *bleep!* xD 
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It's fun to put those in a normal conversation, or honk your car horn while you say a cuss word. xD
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xD I actually have one of those honky horns! x3 I need to take that around with me from now on! I tend to make up words like, "milk floats" and "two plums and a carrot" type thing!
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Salazar looked disturbed in his face and I wish he can just say "Shut Up" to Chris or hit him in the head before he gets nightmare.
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