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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-14 06:42:26 +0000 UTC]
Me too, and the part where he stays still and Steve doesn't notice him! Heh he.
'I am a piano,Β I am a piano,Β I am a piano,Β I am a piano,Β I am a piano!'
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-14 21:23:33 +0000 UTC]
All we need is Steve to grab a chair and start trying to play the 'piano' I can imagine Canada being like:
Steve: *Presses key: Canada's head*
Canada: DING!
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-15 03:48:36 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha ha haa!
Steve: *taps Canada on the sholder*
Canada: *DING (LA)*
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-15 05:27:24 +0000 UTC]
Somewhere ELSE in the mansion...
America: Dude...I think we're missing someone
Britain: France?
France: I'm right here!
Italy: PASTA!
Japan: That's a 'thing' not a person...
Germany: 6...7...8...Nope, everyone's here
Elsewhere:
Steve: *Presses Canada's*
Canada: Dong...
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-16 07:47:13 +0000 UTC]
Canada: *starts to shiver uncontrollable*
Canada: 'Stop shiviring!!!'
Steve: *Looks closly at Canada*
Canada: *Feel's faint*
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-16 21:39:23 +0000 UTC]
Lol! Don't faint Canada...piano's don't faint
Β
Elsewhere...
England: I counted 8 of us...I don't know why, but I believe there were 9 of us
America & France: Yeah...OH SHIT! WHERE'S CANADA!?
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-17 04:16:24 +0000 UTC]
England: I must of forgoten him in the piano room!!! Dammit, He's so easy to miss!!!
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-17 05:32:51 +0000 UTC]
*Goes to piano room, sees Canada lying there, scared, Steve not around*
America: DUDE! We thought we lost you
Canada: WHAT THE HELL! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE ME BEHIND!? I NEARLY DIED YOU BASTARD!
America: *Fending off attacking Canada* DUDE! CALM DOWN!
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-20 03:22:22 +0000 UTC]
(Ha ha haa...)
Canada: THAT WAS NOT COOL!!! NOT COOL AT ALL! DO YOU KNOW WHO WAS JUST HERE?! THE THING WAS HERE!!!!
*Everyone is super surprised seeing Canada like this*
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-20 21:37:50 +0000 UTC]
America: Dude...we're sorry...You're so quiet! HOW THE HELL WERE E SUPPOSED TO KNOW!
Canada: WELL LISTEN TO ME NOW YOU BASTARD! I'M GONNA MAKE THIS SO GOD DAMN AUDIBLE! *Yells French during his Canadian rage*
Everyone: *Stares mouth agape*
Canada: TASTE MY CANADIAN RAGE MOTHER FUCKA! *Starts punching America*
Everyone besides America: *On ground laughing asses off*
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-21 03:22:34 +0000 UTC]
America: Okay, Okay, OKAY!!! OW!! HEY! DUDE! NOT COOL!!!
Canada: *Stuffs maple sirip up Americas mouth* YOU STUPID IDIOTS! ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF ME SAYING 'ABOUT' (Says 'about' in a Canadian accent)!!! AND ALWAYS FORGETTING ABOUT-
*Smash!!!!*
*Everyone is silenced*
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-21 04:30:31 +0000 UTC]
(Haha...aboot!)
America: Hahaha...you said aboot!
Japan: America-san Please take this more seriously! Aren't you curious as to what made that sound
America: Well...yeah...more importantly...Japan, say Election
Japan: America, please no
America: SAY IT!
Japan: Erection -//\\-
Everyone: *falls to ground in laughter*
Canada: *Wraps arm around Japan* I say we rebel against them and their 'perfections' *Turns to Germany* HEY GERMANY! GUESS WHAT
Germany: *Glares* Vhat?
Canada: *Shivers* Hi...
Steve: *Face-palms* ThAT SucKeD...YoU nEEd BeTtER InSulTS
Canada: YOU NEED TO LEARN ENGLISH
America: OH! BURN!
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-21 21:30:59 +0000 UTC]
England: WHAT THE BLOODY GIT IS THAT THING DOING HERE!?
*Steve tilts his head*
Steve: GIt?
England: Shouldn't we get out of here?
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-22 05:50:45 +0000 UTC]
America: Naw dude! He needs our help! Don't worry alien friend, I'll teach you proper English *Holds up cards* This is color...CO-LOR
England: It's COLOUR, with a U
Steve: *Writes it down in mysterious book*
America: *Holds up another card* This is mom...MOM
England: It's actually mum, ALSO with a U
Steve: *Writes it down*
America: *Holds another card and points to England* That is a lunatic who can see fairies...LU-NA-TIC
England: FUCK YOU AMERICA!
America: Wouldn't you like to! ;D
Steve: *Writes whole conversation down*
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-24 00:07:41 +0000 UTC]
Steve: *Shows America and England these following words: 'Master is awake soon...'*
America: Whoa, You learned how to write this quickly!?
England: Wait, who? Who is this Master?
Steve: *Writes down on the same piece of paper: '..Master controls all!!!'*
America: Cool story, Bro! Got any more funky stories?
England: SHUT UP, YOU BLOODLY GIT!!! NOW, Ummm, WHO is this MASTER?
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-24 07:40:49 +0000 UTC]
Steve: *Writes down on paper* Master is master
England: WHO IS MASTER!
America: *Steps between Steve and England* Dude, we just got the alien dude to let us live, don't make him mad again
England: *Shoves America* WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS MASTER YOUR TALKING ABOUT!
Steve: *Writes on new piece of paper* Someone I know and you will find out *Smirks and disapears*
England: *Silence* YOU BLOODY WANKER! THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION! *Yells while America tries to calm him down*
America: Dude, control you 'SHORT' temper *Sniggers
England: *Hit's America* I'M NOT SMALL!, I'm height challenged...*Turns away blushing* They're two different things
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-25 23:56:15 +0000 UTC]
(Sorry, I haven't been on. I was at a sleep over!)
*Bang from upstairs*
Japan: *Looks up* What was that?Β
America: Bro, We should cheeck ut whats making such a racket.
Japan: I agree..
England: I'm coming t-too!
Canada: *Nods quietly*
*The four leave the piano room*
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-26 00:15:20 +0000 UTC]
(It's alright, you can't spend your whole life on the internet. I only check this stuff once or twice a day, so)
*Everyone walks upstairs*
Prussia: WHO'S READY TO ROCK! *Starts banging drum kit*
Germany: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A DRUM KIT!
Spain: Easy, we walked out through the front door, walked for three hours to Frances car, drove to the music shop, brought the drun kit, a guitar and a micro phone, then drove back...
*BTT starts singing Overflowing Passion*
Germany: *Pulls plugs, music screeching into silence* Okay, I'll say this NICELY...WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS EARLIER!? WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO BE IN THIS HELL HOLE IF YOU JUST TOLD US THE FRONT FUCKING DOOR WAS OPEN! *Turns to Steve* No offence...Steve
Steve: *Shrugs and holds up sign* A homes a home, at least I got one...Also, before you eave, get that blasted Mochi out, i tried to send it out but it crammed itself into the wall
Japan: THE MOCHI! WE FORGOT ABOUT THE MOCHI!
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-26 20:45:14 +0000 UTC]
America: Whats a Mochi?
Japan: Never mind that now, we better get him out! Who knows how rong hes been in here for!
Germany: Very vell, ve should see vhat ve can do. Lead the vay, Japan.
Japan: Hai!
*Japan leaves the room followed by Germany, Prussia, America and Russia*
Russia: I might as well come, I have never seen a Mochi before.
*The door closes behind them*
England: In the mean time, we better leave then, come on now, let's go! *Turns to the door*
Italy: Wait!
England: *Looks back*
Italy: M-M-Maybe we should look around a little more, You know, we might be missing something.
China: We have spend enough time here in this scary mansion. Besides, you can come back here and explore a little more if that is what you want.
England: *Walks towards the door.*
Italy: BUT-
*SMASH*
Italy: Oh no...
England: They must of got that Mochi out. Come on, let's go!
Italy: SOMEONE ELSE HERE!!!
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-27 00:04:22 +0000 UTC]
(PLOT TWIST!)
England:...What?...
Italy: Someone else is here...
China: Could be Romano and Spain, they enter the mansion after us, remember...around the middle of the game
England: *Looks at fourth wall cracking* CHINA! STOP BRAKING THE BLOODY FOURTH WALL! IT'S THE WORST BLOODY THING YOU CAN DO IN STORIES!
China: *Turns to you* I am sorry for talking to you and breaking the fourth wall...
England: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!
France: *knocks on wall softly, causing it to crumble. France recieves glares from England* What? It was coming down anyway...
England: *Turns to you* We're sorry about this, we'll get Germany you make a new wall
Italy: Hello? Shouldn't we...I don't know...FIND OUR FRIENDS!
France, China and England: *shocked at outburst*
England: Yeah, we should...If someone else is here who ISN'T Spain or Romano, we need to stay as a group...
Everyone: *heads off to Mochi room*
France: I wouldn't mind a sexy Italian right now Β
England: What? *Glares*
France: Nothing, nothing at all! *Laughs nervously*
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-27 03:53:40 +0000 UTC]
*Meanwhile somewhere else in the Mansion*
*Romano and Spain walk along a dark stoney hallway*
Spain: So, How did you know Italy was here?
Romano: I don't need to explain myself again!
Spain: No, I get the 'Two But One Country' thingy. I mean, Why is there Italy and you?
(I don't know theΒ answer to Spains question. If you know, Comment it!)
Romano: Ummm, well, I, Err, I...
Spain: You don't know?!
Romano: OFCOURSE I DO!!! I just....
Spain: ..Don't know.
Romano: ...
Can we not talk about it?
Spain: Bueno..(Okay..)
*They both keep walking in silence for 5 minutes*
Spain: Do you know now?
Romano: SHUT UP YOU BASTERED! CAN YOU SEE!? I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Spain: Bueno,Β bueno...(Okay, Okay...)
Romano: (Sighs)
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-27 04:59:49 +0000 UTC]
(I do know, but might be a LITTLE inaccurate)
Romano: FINE! There was once a time where Italy was basically classed as two separate countries...the North and the South...As you should know, idiota bastardo, Italy was unified not too long ago. I should be dead, but Italy decided to...share...the countries burden, out of pity I bet, and here I am...
Spain: Oh! I've got a question...
Romano: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT NOW!?
Spain: Can you explain that again, I still don't get it...
Romano: How about a little story
Spain: SI!
Romano: There once was a man who kept asking his friend questions, he asked so many questions that he didn't notice the monster in front of them and get's eaten alive...
Spain: Is that based on a true story?
Romano: It will be if you DON'T FUCKING MOVE *Grabs Spains hand and runs as Steve chases them*
Steve: YoU WoN'T EsCapE!
*Time slows to a sudden stop, close up view on Spain*
Spain: AH! I GET IT NOW!
*Time reverts to normal*
Romano: And it only took you five minutes, that's a new fucking record!
*Spain and Romano crash into Italy and gang*
Romano: I TOLD YOU HE WAS FUCKING HERE!
Italy: HEY STEVE!
Steve: *Waves and walks off*
China: WHAT'D I TELL YOU, ARU! IT WAS THEM! THE PLOT AND SCRIPT SAID SO!
England: *Punches China* WHAT'D I BLOODY TELL YOU ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL!
France: Since the walls broken, might as well *Turns to you* We should go out some time, I roll both ways Ohonhonhon
England: *Grabs France by the hair* NOT YOU TOO! *Turns to you* Sorry for his behavior, it won't happen again
Italy: *Turns to Romano* Have you told Spain you love- *Mouth gets covered by Romano*
Romano: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Spain: YOU LOVE ME!?
Romano: FUCK YOU!
Spain: Do you want to?
Romano: FUCK OFF BASTARD! *Starts to punch Italy on the shoulder*
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-27 05:57:29 +0000 UTC]
Spain: Why didn't you say anything!
Romano: *Turns Away Blushing*
Spain: Say it..
Romano: You dare me say anything, I'll make sure you have a happy time in hell...
Spain: *Smiles Kindly*
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-27 07:24:17 +0000 UTC]
Italy: Romano loves you!
Romano: FRATELLO!? WHAT'D I TELL YOU BEFORE!?
Italy: Spain had to know...and you can't make sure he's happy in hell since technically YOU didn't say anything
Everyone: *Turns to Italy, suprised*
England: Wow...technically...that is such a HUGE word you used there Italy...
Italy: What does technically mean?
France: I think he just said it to sound smart...
Italy: DID IT WORK!?
Everyone: No...
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-27 21:39:51 +0000 UTC]
Italy: ... T - T
*CRASH*
Germany: Ve should really find out vhat is making all that noise!
Japan: I agrre.
Prussia: Maybe it is a ghost!
America: Dude, a ghost? Here?
Japan: Hey, umm, thing?
Steve: YeS?
Japan: Was there anyone else here apart from you before we came?
Steve: MaStEr....
England: I have been asking this question alot latly, but WHO THE HELL IS HE?!
America: Dude, chill, bro!
Steve: MaStEr SoMeTiMeS LoSeS HiS MiNd BeCuAsE He CaN't AcSePt ThAt He Is ThE LaSt OnE...
Germay: Last vone of vhat?
Steve: ThE LaSt SuRvIvEr. ThE LaSt NaVaLidI.
Japan: Navaridi? (Navalidi)
Steve: YeS...
America: Wait, dude. You mean he's been stuck in this mansion for ages?
Steve: FoR oVeR tHrEe MiLlIoN YeArs...
America: Whoa, How can he survive that long?
Steve: ThAt, I dOn'T KnOw...
Β Β Β
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-28 05:07:46 +0000 UTC]
(I don't know what the Navalidi is, sorry Β ...but I'll mention the Ryuuzu no Ko)
Italy: *Pouts* That' a long time...
Everyone: *Turns to Italy*
Italy: Steve...has Holy Rome been here
France: Italy...he is dead, he can't have-
Steve: YeS
France: What?
Steve: He WAs FiRSt RyUuZU no KO...He EnTErED, BlOoDIeD, He DIeD HeRE
Everyone: *Confused*
Italy: *Sighs* So it is true...I was hoping it was some sick joke...
France: He tells lies
Italy: *Shows France first page* His names right here...a couple above mine...
France: That is unbelievable! He DIED IN FRONT OF MY EYES!
China: *Plant's wok in Frances face* YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE, ARU! HOW COULD YOU! HE WAS GERMANIA'S SON!
Japan: Maybe if he was still alive, China wouldn't be the oldest thing in the room
China: *Chases Japan* SHUT UP, ARU!
Italy: *Tilts head in confusion* Why's everyone mad at France
France, Spain, Romano and China: *Realization hits* Oh yeah...he doesn't know
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-02-28 06:04:00 +0000 UTC]
(Doesn't Navalidi remind you of something, or someONE?)
England: What the bloody hell is going on?!
Steve: MaStEr WaS fRiEnDs WiTh HoLy RoMe. HoLy RoMe CaMe HeRe, ThEy BoTh WoUlD dIsCuSsE oN wHaT tO dO, hOw ThEy WhErE gOiNg To Do It...
Italy: That explains a lot....
France: But I saw him die, in the battle feild!!!
Steve: Do YoU eVeR wOnDeR wHy YoU gEt FaUlSe MeMoRyS?
France: Now that I think about it, yeah.
Steve: SeEiNg HoLy RoMe DiE iN tHe BaTtleFeIlD wAs A FaUlSe MeMoRy.
France: WHAT?!
Steve: HoLy RoMe DiDn'T wAnT yOu To KnOw AbOuT tHe MaStEr, So MaStEr WaS aSkEd To PuT a FaUlSe MeMoRy In YoUr HeAd.
France: But how-
*Bang, Crash*
Germany: Can see your 'master'?
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-02-28 06:33:18 +0000 UTC]
(Haven't watched or played Hetaoni, only read fan fictions CLOSE enough to the game. Navaldi is a new term to me, I've only heard of the Ryuuzu no Ko)
Steve: *Shakes head* NoT At THe MoMEnT...ThE TImE WiLL CoME, WhEN MaSTeR WaNTs, MasTER REvEalS
England: BLOODY HELL MAN! JUST TELL US WHO MASTER IS! GET IT OVER AND DONE WITH!
America: Dude, don't rush the homie, let him play this little game, we'll figure it out eventually
China: Does this 'Master' have anything to do with the ancients?
Russia: He's not going to tell you, da. We might as well forget the questions *Pulls out pipe* and beat the answers out of him!
Everyone: WE JUST GOT HIM TO STOP KILLING US!
Russia: *Puts pipe away, pouting* It was only a suggestion...for now...
France: Continuing the original concept...False memories, how does one plant false memories into someone?
England: Maybe all those fight you 'won' were ASLO false memories! *smirks evily*
France: I DEFINITELY WON THEM!
Germany: THAT IS ENOUGH! IF YOU DON'T TAKE US TO YOUR 'MASTER' *Thinks of punishment* I'll Force you into a cubpoard with France while I play my...SPECIAL DVD's
Steve: No TV
Germany: *Brings out conveniently placed DVD player full charged* This'll do just fine...I warn you, France would be...willing to try some of the...events of the DVD
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-01 03:40:58 +0000 UTC]
(You don't have to know the full HetaOni game to know what a Navalidi is, or who.)
Unknown voice: We have guests? Here? How?
Steve: *Turns around*
*A shadowy figure stands before Steve*
Unknown voice: Steve?
Steve: MaStEr-
England: SO THIS IS THE BLOODY WANKER YOU CALL MASTER! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO SECRITIVE???
America: Sooo, your the master?
Unknown voice: Well, to Steve yes. To you, no.
America: Can I be your leader? Β
England: SHUT UP AMERICA!!! NO ONE IS GOING TO BE ANYONES MASTER!!! AND AS FOR YOU, BLOODY WANKER! GET OUT OF THE SHADOW NOW, DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Unknown voice: I think everyone can hear you if you keep shouting like that...
England: WHAT WAS THAT?! Β
Unknown voice: Nothing.
*The shadowy figure steps out of the light*
(The person looks like Navakii)
Navakii: Can you see me now?
Prussia: YOU?! HERE?! Β
Navakii: Yes, me.
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-01 05:38:05 +0000 UTC]
(*Just remembered who the heck Navakii was* OH SHIT! SO SORRY! I FORGOT!)
Russia: Navakii? You've been here for three million years?
Navakii: Yes...
Japan: *Turns to China* Finarry, someone who is more ancient than you
China: SHUT UP! *Turns to Navakii* Your over three million years?
Navakii: *Nods*
China: *Turns away* Did you know Rome? Did you know Germania? What about Ancient Egypt and Greece and Britannia?
England: I'M RIGHT BLOODY HERE!
China: I SAID BRITANNIA, ARU! NOT BRITAIN! Clean out your ears! I'm older than you and I'm no where near deaf
America: You sure? You look pretty pale to me, ghost-like even
China: I SAID DEAF! NOT DEAD! Aiyaa! *Turns back to Navakii* So...have you heard of any of the people I mentioned before? they were...friends of mine...from long ago...
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-02 03:25:41 +0000 UTC]
Navakii: *Frozen*
China: What is it?
Navakii: Is that-
China: What?
Navakii: -Really you,Β ZhΕngguΓ³?
China: Yes, that's m- *Frezzes*
Navakii:Β ZhΕngguΓ³!!!!!!
China: NAVAKII!!!!!
*Both run up to each other and huge each other tightly*
Japan: You both know each other?
China: Aiyaa!
Navakii: Soii!
Japan: That exprains a rot. (That explains a lot.)
China: He was one of my best allies, always saving me! Always being there for me! Evern thoughΒ he'sΒ younger!
Navakii: Neii sonii!
China: Nokii soii?
Navakii: SOII!!!
England: ENGLISH PLEASE!!!
Navakii: Oh, right.
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-02 05:33:56 +0000 UTC]
Japan: How come you never tord me about him!?
China: I did...but you were to busy turning MY alphabetical symbols into YOUR alphabetical symbols...people get confused now because of you!
Japan: At reast I created anime
China: At least I CREATED NEARLY EVERYTHING ARU!
America: Dude, MADE IN CHINA doesn't mean the original idea BELONGS to you
China and Japan: SHUT UP AMERICA!
Navakii: You about done? *gets ignored*
China: At least Dragonball Z was original Chinese idea!
Japan: And SchinattyChan was? NO! HERRO KITTY WAS MY IDEA! YOU stole that from ME!
Russia: You two completely ignored Navakii *Also gets ignored*
Germany: This is going to take a while...
Japan: YOU MUSEUM EXHIBIT! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! AN OLD, SENILE MUSEUM PIECE!
China: AT LEAST I'M NOT A LITERAL BACK-STABBING, UNLIKABLE AND EMOTIONLESS BASTARD WHO THINKS HE HAS FRIENDS WHEN HE DOESN'T!
Japan: *Silence*
China: *glares*
Japan: *Walks off*
China: Oops...
Germany: You've done it now
Steve: NoT CoOL, Not COOl
Italy: I'm not his friend? When did that happen?
China: I'LL APOLOGIZE LATER...we have to go find him. lead the way Navakii, you probably know this mansion in and out
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-03 01:50:26 +0000 UTC]
Navakii: *Silent*
Germany: Navakii?
Navakii: *Silently looking at where Japan left*
China: What's wrong, Nava?
Navakii: *Starts walking away*
China: Where are you going?
Navakii: Always so jealous...
China: What are you talking about?
Navakii: Why did you take me away...?
China: Umm, Nava?
Navakii: You stole me away....
China: Whaaat?
America: I think he's meaning you, China..
China: But I-
Ohhh, I, ummm, I didn't steal, I took you. To protect you.
Navakii: Protect me? *Crying*
*Everyone is so confused!*
China: He was younger than you! He could've had you killed!
Navakii: But even I can sweep away the memories...*Cries more while still walking away*
China: I'm sorry, I truly am! I was alone. He wasn't. I had no friends, He did.
Navakii: Can't you two not fight each other, but fight together?
*Everyone is still confused as fuck*
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-03 05:36:56 +0000 UTC]
Germany: *Stares in confusion, then shock* WAIT! DID SHE LIVE WITH JAPAN!?
Italy: I thought he didn't live with anyone!
America: Dude, HE'S ACTUALLY LIVED WITH SOMEONE!? I THOUGHT HE WAS A LONER!
France: I didn't know Japan rolled that way ohonhonhonhon, I'll teach him all I know...even the sexy parts Β
England: BLOODY HELL THAT'S ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU!
Everyone: *Stops bickering and turns to England*
England: How EXACTLY do we know that Navakii actually LIVED with Japan? They could just be friends...Also, WHY THE HELL MUST YOU ASSUME HE'S GAY, FRANCE!?
France: It's not wrong to go for the other team
England: Let's assume he IS gay, wouldn't he let us hug him?
Italy: HE DIDN'T LET ME HUG HIM!
Germany: But he did say 'be responsible and pay for your actions (meaning marriage)
England: Bloody hell...he might be gay
Russia: Let THEM explain everything to us later, da?
Everyone: Yeah...Might as well...
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-04 23:07:53 +0000 UTC]
*Meanwhile, Japan was walking along the hallway, trying not to cry*
Navakii: Japan! Wait!
Japan: *Stops walking*
Navakii: Please, I just want to say. I'm sorry.
Japan: No, I'm sorry for losing the fight.
*Flash back*
*Rain pouring hard, lightning striking from all sides*
*Japan cliches his bloody arm, China before him, his sword pointing at Japan*
China: It's over, Japan!
Japan: No, I can't lose!
China: But you have lost. Japan, look around you, there is no one to protect you now!
Navakii: I'm not to sure about that!
*Navakii springs out for a deep ditch and swipes his Katana at China, China doudges and hits Navakii katana with a clatter!*
Japan: Navakii! No! It's a trap!
*Chinese soilgers surround Navakii and grap him, taking him away!*
Japan: MONSTER!!!
China: *Slaps Japan* YOUR THE MONSTER!!! SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!
*China leaves Japan, taking Navakii away*
Navakii: Japan!
Japan: Nava!
*They leave in the rainy fog*
*Now*
Japan: ...
Navakii: ...
Japan: I wasn't strong enough to protect you...
Navakii: No, don't say it's your fault!
Japan: But I let them take you! I could of fought longer!
Navakii: No, none of us could...
Japan: I was a Baka!
Navakii: I'd you are a Baka, then I'm a Baka!
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-04 23:40:40 +0000 UTC]
Japan: No! I was the baka! you were disarmed and helpless, I was only injured, I could've had the last strike and saved you!
Navakii: With that arm? Please, you couldn't even pick up a rock with that arm! If you say thing like that then you ARE a baka, you would've made your arm worse! Even, I didn't know it was a trap...so I'm just as much of a baka that you are.
Japan: *Holds out arm* Let's agree to disagree...
Navakii: *Takes hand* Fine...
*Minutes of silence*
Japan: If it helps, I stabbed him in the back...
Navakii: You did WHAT!?
Japan: He still has the scar...
Navakii: YOU'RE LYING!
China: Do you want the proof?
*Japan and Navakki turn to China*
China: I asked a question, do you want the proof?
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-05 00:11:39 +0000 UTC]
Navakii: WHY CAN'T YOU TWO GET ALONG!? THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!!! I LEFT BECAUSE OF THIS CHILDISH WAR BETWEEN YOU TWO!!! YOU BOTH ARE JUST USLESS AT EVERYTHING!!! I MEAN, COME ON CHINA!!! YOUR THE OLDEST OUT OF ALL OF USE!!! JAPAN, AS MUCH AS YOU SAY YOUR A BAKA, NO ONE IS A BAKA IS I AM THE BAKA!!!
Japan and China: *Silence*
Navakii: All I ask is that we ALL get along! Do you want a WW3 in the history books?!
Japan: No.
China: No.
Navakii: Then start looking ahead, don't stick your head in the past because the past is what hurts!
Japan and China: *Silence*
Navakii: Goddamn, you two are acting like I'm the bad guy here!
Japan: But your not.
China: However Japan is!
Japan: I was thinking the same about you!
Navakii: SEE!?
Japan and China: *Silence*
Navkii: Everytime you can annoy the other person, you take that chance!
Japan and China: ...Nava...
Navakii: What!?
Japan and China: *Hugs Navakii*
Navakii: ... -_-
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-05 03:50:04 +0000 UTC]
Japan and China: Not working...is it?
Navakii: Not really...
Japan: I don't want to hurt you in any way *Turns to China* Truce until we get out of here?
China: As long as you don't backstab again-
Navakii: *Cough* Past is in the PAST
China: Fine...truce...
*Minutes of silence*
China: If anyone is going to start WW3, it's America and Russia
Japan: Agreed
Navakii: *Sweatdrops* That's not what I meant *sighs* Better than nothing
Japan: The front door still unlocked?
China: Probably not...
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-05 04:38:05 +0000 UTC]
Navakii: No, it's still locked.
Japan and China: *Both look at Navakii*
Navakii: Don't look at me! I didn't lock it, someone else did!
Japan: Who?
Navakii: Some...one...
China: But you were the only on in this mansion until we came, if it wasn't you. Then who did it?
*Moment of silence*
Japan: What was that things name called again?
Navakii: Who? Steve? no, it couldn't of been him.. he would never do anything that isn't under my commands!
Japan: Are you sure?
Navakii: Soii! He would never hurt anyone! Never! He wouldn't be abil to hurt the ground! He wouldn't hurt a fly!
Japan: Never hurt anyone?
China: But he attacked us, aru! He attacked just a phew minutes ago..
Navakii: Now your being stupid! Steve was made to protect people, never to hurt them. I know that because I was the one who created him in the first place.
China: How do you explain us being injured?
Navakii: I-
Navakii: But-
Japan: Why did you create him in the first place?
Navakii: After holy Rome died, I felt lonely, so I made my childhood stuffed toy, Steve.
Japan: So, did he have any other uses?
Navakii: Well, apart from protecting me from getting hurt by the one or two bats, no.
Japan: Anything, or anyone?
Navakii: I...
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-05 06:29:14 +0000 UTC]
Italy: *Barges in room* I SAW HOLY ROME!
China and Navakii: WHAT!?
Italy: I saw him! He locked the door! He turned to us and then Steve started going crazy as soon as he disappeared again!
Japan: Did he follow you?
Italy: No...he followed Germany...
China: I'm sensing favouritism
Navakii: It's not that...that's for sure
Japan: Possession?
Italy: I don't know!
Japan: I was asking Navakki!
Navakki: I don't see how it's possible!
Β He's under my control and my control only!
China: Let's forget about that for now and reunite with the others...safety in numbers!
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-05 07:00:10 +0000 UTC]
Navakii: HOLY ROME! Nashii soii qii Meinii korii neshikii kyzii karakeshotokii!!!
Japan, China and Italy: *Silence*
Unknown voice: Nakii orii kaii kaii!
Navakii: Menoii shii karakii morii norii!
Unknown voice: ANOII SHII NASHII KARAKII?!
Navakii: SOII!!!
Japan: NO!
Navakii: *Draws out his fully black katana* ASHII NOII KARAKII!!!
Unknown voice: KARII KAII KAII!!
Navakii: SHII KORII ANOII!!!
*Puffing sound*
Navakii: *Sighs and slits his katana away*
Japan: WHY DID YOU CHALLENGE THAT PERSON TO A KARAKII?!
Navakii: He derives it...
China and Italy: What's going on?
Japan: It sounded like Navakii was challenging that person talking to a Karakii.
China and Italy: What's a Karakii?
Navakii: Karakii is an ancient telepathic battle! There are no limits. There are no cheating because there are no rules.
China: Telapathic?
Navakii: There is this old piece of stone that of you tap on your head and let someone tap it, a Kanoshii made. Kanoshii means a strong link between one person and another one, depending on who tapped the stone on their head.
Italy: It doesn't sound too bad.
Japan: IT IS VERY BAD!!! Once your dead your body is not! It is basically a lifeless thing walking around! Worst of all, the person who won can control that body and no one else can!
China: THAT'S CREEPY!!!
Japan: Yes, but not as creepy as someone PRETENDING to be a Mashii!
Italy: Mashii?
Navakii: Mashii is what you call the soulless person.
Italy: Oh.
Japan: Which is why, WHY DID YOU CHALLENGE HIM TO A KARAKII!?
Navakii: I just said, he desires it!
Japan: I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS! WHO WAS HE?!
Navakii: If I told you, you'd call me a Shoiishoii!
Japan: It was Holy Rome! Wasn't it?
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-05 07:18:38 +0000 UTC]
Prussia: *Barges in* HOLY ROME'S HERE!?
Japan: Highly likely, and Navakki just challenged him to a Karakii...*Turns to Navakii* That was stupid!
Navakii: HE DESERVED IT!
Prussia: You lost me at Karakii
Japan: It's a challenge, I won't go into details again, but if he fails he'll become a lifeless thing walking around...
America: Sounds like voodoo!
*Everyone turns to the now approaching America*
Japan: Voo...doo
America: You control a living being, making them your servant. The only way to end it is with salt *Pulls out massive bag of burgers* Luckily I brought back up with me
Japan: This isn't voodoo...
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-05 07:47:29 +0000 UTC]
(NAVAKII IS A GUY!!!)
Navakii: ...
Japan: I thought you would be more smarter than this!
Navakii: *Busts into tears*
Japan:
Navakii:
Japan:
Navakii:
Japan:
Navakii:
Japan: *Gasp*
Navakii: *Breathing heavily*
Japan: I...never wanted you to become a killer... never...
Navakii: WELL TO BAD! YOU AND CHINA HAVE TRANCEFORMED ME INTO A CARELESS MONSTER!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THAT IS JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE!!!
Japan: You never...Β hurt a leaf when you were little...
Navakii: Things have changed!
Japan: What happened to you...?
Navakii: Hell is what happened to me!
Japan: Why...
Navakii: Oh, there you have it. I, Navakii is the bad guy again!
Japan: Is this what you want?
Navakii: What I want is imposible!
Japan: 'Nothing is impossible for me.'
Navakii: I was very young when I said that! Very stupid! Very idiotic!
Japan: But-
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-05 08:01:20 +0000 UTC]
(SORRY! I JUST HAVE A WRITERS INSTINCT TO WRITE SHE!)
Prussia: When you two lovebirds stop fighting, there's a noise that happened out of nowhere...don't you think that's suspicious?
America: Dude! This fight is getting interesting! I WANT TO SEE IF JAPAN CRACKS!
Japan: *Glares at America*
America: I said that, didn't I?
Japan: Loud enough for the entire nation to hear? Yes...you did...
*Awkward silence*
China: I thought Me and Japan arguing was intense...
Russia: I heard yelling, da? Is everything alright?
Navakii: Yes, just listening to one lecture after another, no biggie
Russia: I just received a phone call from Estonia, he said that everyone is on their way to help get us out of here
Navakii: You told him not to, right?
Russia: Nyet! I wanted to see how he'd react once he realises that he won't escape as well
Japan: You'll be trapped with Belarus
Russia: Oops...
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-05 08:08:29 +0000 UTC]
America: Hey, where did Navakii go?
Japan: NO!!!
*Meanwhile somewhere else in the mansion*
Romano: *Sigh* What are you thinking, Lovino Vargas? Love Spain? Are you kidding me?! I mean, how could he like you back?! Your always a bastered to him, all the time! *Sigh* I just, can, help, having, feelings for him...
Spain: *Peeking around the corner behind Romano*
Romano: Why do you always have to be such a bitch to him! *Hits his fist agents the wall* What makes you think he would care about you!?
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-05 08:28:24 +0000 UTC]
Romano: Oh yeah...He took care of me since I was little...probably out of pity...*Punches nearest wall* BUT THE BASTARD TRIED SWAPPING ME FOR MY FUCKING FRATELLO!
Spain: *Overhears the last part, words stabbing at his heart*
RomanO: Just because I'm not my fratellom I don't have feelings? WELL LISTEN TO THIS BASTARDS! I, LOVINO FUCKING VARGAS, HAVE FUCKING FEELINGS AS WELL!
Spain: Romano, I apologised for that! I realised how selfish I was!
Romano: FUCK! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE!?
Spain: Long enough *Envelops Romano in a hug* I care, Romano, a lot more than you know...
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-05 20:03:42 +0000 UTC]
Romano: I...
Spain: I should of never made you feel bad, NEVER! I'm sorry. Very sorry...
Romano: You...I...Ummm...
Spain: You don't have to say anything...I'm here...
Romano: *Sniff* Why are you...
Spain: Because I care, Romano. Because I care...
Romano: *Hugs Spain back* I hate you...
Spain: I know, I love you too...
(MEGA SPAMANO SCEAN RIGHT HERE!!!!! YEAH BOI!!!!!!!!!!)
*Somewhere else in the mansion*
Navakii: COME OUT YOU MASCHAII!!!
*Silence*
Navakii: COME OUT!
*PUFF*
Navakii: *Turns around*
Holy Rome: You have the stone?
Navakii: Soii, Soii I have!
*And in another place*
America: Oh, dude, that's weird! (After being explained what Karakii is)
Japan: This is seriose! We have to find him before he finds Holy Rome!
America: Okay dokay!
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HetaliaItaria37 In reply to R3XT [2017-03-05 21:37:49 +0000 UTC]
(Runnin out of space)
Japan: If theory serves me right, he should be around here...
America: Uh...the toilet?
Japan: NO! WE WENT THE WRONG WAY!
America how about the bathroom you first saw Steve in?
Japan: Isolated, yes...
*Goes into bathroom, Navakii stands there with HR with stone*
Japan: NAVAKII!
America: Voodoo girl!
Japan: It's not voodoo...
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R3XT In reply to HetaliaItaria37 [2017-03-06 00:09:25 +0000 UTC]
*Navakii collapeses to the floor*
Japan: NO!!! *Runs to Navakii, holds Navakii in his hands* Nava, no...*Starts crying*
America: Dude, is he...
Japan: ...
Holy Rome: He's not dead, yet...*Collapes to the groud as well*
Japan: They are doing a depth Karakii... The most worse, strong, evil stage...
America: Stage?
Japan: There are 1000 stages, but the most well known is The Nakaii, a practice Karakii. The Sokaii, for the shortest Karakii, you don't die in those two. But the next one, Mashashaii Karakii, you can lose your mind, die and worse! But the worst one, the one that was made illegal, The Orshargo!
Ameirca: ii?
Japan: This word was constumed by Narkii Soiimoii, He was the creator of Karakii and a champion at it too. He wanted the word to give a shiver down peoples spin when they said it, don't know why.
America: Oh.
Japan: Oh, Navakii, what have you done...
China: *Whispers to America* Navakii has always been a risk taker every since he was little, everytime someone would challege him to something, he never turned back. Where he lives he is called Takorshii, meaning Dragons Son.
America: *Whispers* Wait, Dude, is she a guy?!
China: *Whispered loudly* You think he was a girl?!
America: *Whispers* Yeah, sorry...
China: *Whisper* Just don't tell Japan that, he'd get confused.
Japan: Nava, Nava, Nava. Why? Why? Why? Why?!
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