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brofistbro [2016-04-20 23:59:14 +0000 UTC]
(gives her a emerald) "............. cause it looks like your eyes.... Β "
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SFaccountant [2016-02-12 18:53:06 +0000 UTC]
And the farm was never in financial trouble ever again.
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TobiIsABunny [2014-12-05 18:10:48 +0000 UTC]
I got a 2500 bits so i'll take that kiss i have all day.
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JJ-Snake [2014-08-26 19:52:13 +0000 UTC]
SHUT UP AND KISS ME...
I mean...
TAKE MY BITS!
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meiyeezhu In reply to JJ-Snake [2014-11-09 13:54:38 +0000 UTC]
Yeah! I want to have some Dixon Cider too!!
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Windspeed8 [2014-08-25 22:09:40 +0000 UTC]
And that folks is how you male money
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Pyrobug0 [2014-08-24 08:54:07 +0000 UTC]
Well, they say to charge what the market will bear.
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Siarnaq21 [2014-08-23 01:13:19 +0000 UTC]
Um, yes, er, one of each, please.
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templar127 [2014-08-22 16:14:20 +0000 UTC]
I'll take a kissβ¦right after she drank cider!
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Zalleus [2014-08-22 11:25:33 +0000 UTC]
Congratulations Applejack, you may have just discovered the world's newest profession.
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Koszyka In reply to Zalleus [2014-08-25 02:47:05 +0000 UTC]
Actually its the oldest. Trolololololo
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Zalleus In reply to Koszyka [2014-08-25 04:05:37 +0000 UTC]
Yes I know. I was utilizing a social convention known as sarcasm.
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Koszyka In reply to Zalleus [2014-08-25 10:32:08 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry. But sarcasm on the internet, especially in text form doesn't work because dumb people exists here.
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Zalleus In reply to Koszyka [2014-08-29 22:53:54 +0000 UTC]
Fair enough. I just assumed the obviously ridiculous statement would give the impression of exaggeration. But, yeah, you're right about the dumb people.
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Maltakreuz [2014-08-22 10:32:16 +0000 UTC]
two ponies one cup of cider
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zanthimos [2014-08-22 07:11:54 +0000 UTC]
Well, if someone were to ask me what it was I did to go broke and bankrupt, I'll know exactly what I spent all my money on.
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xophistos [2014-08-22 04:32:42 +0000 UTC]
I can imagine RD flying up to her hoofing over 100 bits and walking away with 20 ciders.
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Siarnaq21 In reply to xophistos [2014-08-23 01:42:16 +0000 UTC]
That girl, I swear to whatever it is I swear to.
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FralLeman [2014-08-22 03:44:06 +0000 UTC]
I'm likin' the new business strategy. Β Guess if you don't have enough of one product, supplement it with another.
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Crazieman [2014-08-22 01:02:08 +0000 UTC]
Shut up and take my money.
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floppygiraffe [2014-08-22 01:00:37 +0000 UTC]
What's the exchange rate for Dollars to Bits?Β
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Krash42 [2014-08-22 00:28:33 +0000 UTC]
If I buy the cider,will she give a discount for a kiss?
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RallerAE In reply to Krash42 [2014-08-22 05:13:35 +0000 UTC]
may be, may beΒ Β
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DreamVirusOmega [2014-08-22 00:12:20 +0000 UTC]
I know I had a hundred bits lying around somewhere...Where could they be?
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Splashie1365 [2014-08-21 23:51:30 +0000 UTC]
I'll buy both.
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Pony-kour [2014-08-21 21:39:58 +0000 UTC]
Add sweat and an unnaturally juicy apple and I'll buy... the cider.
But only if it's nonalcoholic.
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Corsair43 [2014-08-21 21:12:24 +0000 UTC]
Worth it!
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RainbowSplashMAP [2014-08-20 14:32:22 +0000 UTC]
ok...
- Computer: sold
- Car: sold
- house: sold
- kidneys: sold
- imortal soul: sold
well..lets see..... 99bits.... OH FOR FUCK SAKE
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RallerAE In reply to ColonelYeo [2014-08-20 07:39:27 +0000 UTC]
advertises cider, of courseΒ Β
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