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Description Because we all know that real werewolves don't imprint on mary sue whores like Renesmee. Seriously not only is Hans a REAL werewolf, he's a Nazi one at that a very Naugh-zi wolf *smirks*. Who do you thinks going to win people? I don’t hate Twilight I just have my likes and dislikes about it so I’m more in between. Plus there's been a lot of artwork of Alucard vs. Edward Cullen but not enough Captain vs. Jacob Black so I figured why not?

Hellsing belongs to Kouta Hirano
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Comments: 275

AlexisYokoAlexander [2017-10-26 14:00:50 +0000 UTC]

 

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KarmaAkabane2000 [2017-07-14 02:33:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank you sooo much! I needed something like this...

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Dreali85 [2017-03-18 16:49:15 +0000 UTC]

The Captain would mount then kill Jacob in 1 second.

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Pilot11L4 [2017-01-06 14:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Only 0,01 second and bye bye, Jacop )

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Obeliskgirljohanny [2016-07-02 04:51:37 +0000 UTC]

FINALLY!!!
somebody agrees with me that renesmee is no good!!!!!

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GnosisGuyver [2016-03-05 00:52:36 +0000 UTC]

Hans reminds me of werewolf the apocalypse garou which have more powers than changing into wolves

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GnosisGuyver In reply to GnosisGuyver [2017-05-13 18:44:28 +0000 UTC]

he is probably the last of them since alucard hints the rest of of the werewolves(garou) are extinct perhaps a remnant of the get of fenris that actually worked for nazis cause they believe in the same thing

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JovieGDN-001 [2016-02-19 23:05:00 +0000 UTC]

Damn right

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AlucardTheAmazing [2015-10-23 16:17:15 +0000 UTC]

This is very true.

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Davinci975 [2015-06-03 05:39:28 +0000 UTC]

yes but it would BANG no more jacob black

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crypto456 [2014-12-16 02:04:27 +0000 UTC]

Jacob is a little bitch

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Da-Drawing-Cat-601 [2014-11-26 10:39:29 +0000 UTC]

Considering he is a mist wolf, Hans would destroy Jacob Black in a heartbeat, plus he's really intimidating

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bninja1994 [2014-07-06 09:52:02 +0000 UTC]

Captain Han Günsche is the king of all werewolf Jacob will be rape

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thepoweroflogic [2014-06-03 00:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, stronger and faster than ol Jake in human form, also a professional soldier and excellent marksman, and in wolf form he simply outperforms him in every way I can think of. So I'm afraid Mr.Gunshe has my vote, also I agree with your thought on the series having a different author, such wasted potential.

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DaGoodCaptain [2014-01-16 06:32:01 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes he would but honestly I found Jacob to be generally more likable than Edward and especially Bella. I think Twilight actually could have been a great series in the hands of a more competent writer who had actually done some research into folklore.

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DX1118C [2014-01-01 09:53:03 +0000 UTC]

Jacob should run. Not that it will change anything.

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Chaser1992 [2013-11-16 05:19:01 +0000 UTC]

Yeah he's probably the second most powerful character in Hellsing (the first being Alucard of course.) The Captain really only died because he wanted to. (And sadly I think his battle with Seras had a little anticlimactic. Just a little. But it was not to bad.)

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Universaldramon In reply to Chaser1992 [2015-08-09 20:54:19 +0000 UTC]

Well, when Girlycard saw him in The Dawn he (she?) inmediatly went "Nope, not fighting that" and tried to leave and then he barked at the Captain like a dog and he kicked Alucard in half, he and Walter ended up retreating so...

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DX1118C In reply to Chaser1992 [2014-01-01 09:52:07 +0000 UTC]

Third. Schrödinger is arguably the most powerfull character in anime.

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alucarDtnuoC In reply to DX1118C [2014-04-30 01:13:13 +0000 UTC]

Except I ate Schrödinger making me have his powers +all of my own. Also he wasn't really a fighter so I don't really see him being considered powerful, in survivability maybe but in power no.

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Bojaking [2013-08-22 17:51:43 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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ReginaZelfiXD [2013-05-22 23:50:08 +0000 UTC]

Nazi-wulf...Id pick him over that mere shifter ANYDAY....

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Bassy4ever11 [2013-05-14 09:23:38 +0000 UTC]

XD XD XD OMG I love this

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2pcanadasgirl [2013-05-11 02:02:53 +0000 UTC]

love.love.love.love.love...SUCK IT JACOB

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ScalematePrincess [2013-04-16 13:13:47 +0000 UTC]

pfffft. Give him three.

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HerrDoktorMillennium [2013-04-13 23:38:46 +0000 UTC]

Jacob? Hah! Schrödinger could kill him, without even using his powers.

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LRW0077 [2013-02-17 04:34:33 +0000 UTC]

See this kids? This is what a real wear wolf looks like.

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Ask-Icarus [2013-01-24 23:38:14 +0000 UTC]

I believe we can ALL agree, that Captain Hans Gunsche would wipe the floor with Jacob....without even trying.

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crypto456 In reply to Ask-Icarus [2014-12-16 02:07:05 +0000 UTC]

Jacob is just a little bitch compare to Captain Han

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BlazeAurora13 [2013-01-15 22:43:33 +0000 UTC]

3 seconds maximum.

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crypto456 In reply to BlazeAurora13 [2014-12-17 03:10:53 +0000 UTC]

2 seconds at most

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HinderRat [2012-12-28 09:05:03 +0000 UTC]

oh come on dude, Jacob would be his bitch in 5 seconds

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AlucardeKiyoshi In reply to HinderRat [2013-02-22 20:05:54 +0000 UTC]

Joking right?

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HinderRat In reply to AlucardeKiyoshi [2013-02-23 19:12:41 +0000 UTC]

Why do I need to be joking?

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AlucardeKiyoshi In reply to HinderRat [2013-02-23 21:09:58 +0000 UTC]

because a puppy cant beat a werewolf >.> and Jacob is obviously a puppy

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HinderRat In reply to AlucardeKiyoshi [2013-02-23 23:53:07 +0000 UTC]

that is what I was implying, so I thing we are debating the same point

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AlucardeKiyoshi In reply to HinderRat [2013-02-24 00:59:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh wait I read wrong XD, Fail on my part XDD

Read: Jacob would beat this bitch in 5 seconds

srry my fail XDD

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HinderRat In reply to AlucardeKiyoshi [2013-02-24 02:34:25 +0000 UTC]

no prob. but it was funny

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AlucardeKiyoshi In reply to HinderRat [2013-02-24 16:27:59 +0000 UTC]

XD

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PopsicleSpace [2012-12-20 21:26:32 +0000 UTC]

Pwease make a "Bitch, I kick people in half" one.

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jlancas12 [2012-11-27 00:44:37 +0000 UTC]

you put an M95 in my hands I'll drop Jacob like a sack of potatoes then feed whats left to the captain for dinner


"Aren't guns just fucking great?"

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mariekale587 [2012-11-27 00:38:54 +0000 UTC]

love it and true

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superdude1337 [2012-11-24 17:48:14 +0000 UTC]

Not only is the Captain not a pedophile( more like babyphile) but he's also an actual werewolf. Seriously, an actual werewolf goes part wolf. Not full crappy CGI wolf.

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AnohaVestala [2012-11-21 15:42:45 +0000 UTC]

>.>

pfft.... There would absolutely no contest on who would win.
Captain all the way~ x3

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WhiteStriker99 [2012-11-17 02:12:25 +0000 UTC]

Totally

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phoenixdragongod [2012-11-01 06:36:40 +0000 UTC]

Lycans ftw

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xXRazaraXx [2012-10-21 05:37:57 +0000 UTC]

Why do the bad guys have to be so hot.....its not fair...

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Pyroraptor280 [2012-10-10 19:49:22 +0000 UTC]

Its so awesome because its true.

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aracnea [2012-10-04 18:37:20 +0000 UTC]

wait, he has a last name?

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red-angel07 In reply to aracnea [2012-10-04 22:38:11 +0000 UTC]

yes lol

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