Comments: 275
KarmaAkabane2000 [2017-07-14 02:33:07 +0000 UTC]
Thank you sooo much! I needed something like this...
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Dreali85 [2017-03-18 16:49:15 +0000 UTC]
The Captain would mount then kill Jacob in 1 second.
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Obeliskgirljohanny [2016-07-02 04:51:37 +0000 UTC]
FINALLY!!!
somebody agrees with me that renesmee is no good!!!!!
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GnosisGuyver [2016-03-05 00:52:36 +0000 UTC]
Hans reminds me of werewolf the apocalypse garou which have more powers than changing into wolves
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GnosisGuyver In reply to GnosisGuyver [2017-05-13 18:44:28 +0000 UTC]
he is probably the last of them since alucard hints the rest of of the werewolves(garou) are extinct perhaps a remnant of the get of fenris that actually worked for nazis cause they believe in the same thing
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JovieGDN-001 [2016-02-19 23:05:00 +0000 UTC]
Damn right
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Davinci975 [2015-06-03 05:39:28 +0000 UTC]
yes but it would BANG no more jacob black
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crypto456 [2014-12-16 02:04:27 +0000 UTC]
Jacob is a little bitch
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bninja1994 [2014-07-06 09:52:02 +0000 UTC]
Captain Han Günsche is the king of all werewolf Jacob will be rape
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thepoweroflogic [2014-06-03 00:49:50 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, stronger and faster than ol Jake in human form, also a professional soldier and excellent marksman, and in wolf form he simply outperforms him in every way I can think of. So I'm afraid Mr.Gunshe has my vote, also I agree with your thought on the series having a different author, such wasted potential.
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DaGoodCaptain [2014-01-16 06:32:01 +0000 UTC]
Yes, yes he would but honestly I found Jacob to be generally more likable than Edward and especially Bella. I think Twilight actually could have been a great series in the hands of a more competent writer who had actually done some research into folklore.
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DX1118C [2014-01-01 09:53:03 +0000 UTC]
Jacob should run. Not that it will change anything.
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Chaser1992 [2013-11-16 05:19:01 +0000 UTC]
Yeah he's probably the second most powerful character in Hellsing (the first being Alucard of course.) The Captain really only died because he wanted to. (And sadly I think his battle with Seras had a little anticlimactic. Just a little. But it was not to bad.)
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Universaldramon In reply to Chaser1992 [2015-08-09 20:54:19 +0000 UTC]
Well, when Girlycard saw him in The Dawn he (she?) inmediatly went "Nope, not fighting that" and tried to leave and then he barked at the Captain like a dog and he kicked Alucard in half, he and Walter ended up retreating so...
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DX1118C In reply to Chaser1992 [2014-01-01 09:52:07 +0000 UTC]
Third. Schrödinger is arguably the most powerfull character in anime.
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alucarDtnuoC In reply to DX1118C [2014-04-30 01:13:13 +0000 UTC]
Except I ate Schrödinger making me have his powers +all of my own. Also he wasn't really a fighter so I don't really see him being considered powerful, in survivability maybe but in power no.
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Bojaking [2013-08-22 17:51:43 +0000 UTC]
So true.
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ReginaZelfiXD [2013-05-22 23:50:08 +0000 UTC]
Nazi-wulf...Id pick him over that mere shifter ANYDAY....
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Bassy4ever11 [2013-05-14 09:23:38 +0000 UTC]
XD XD XD OMG I love this
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2pcanadasgirl [2013-05-11 02:02:53 +0000 UTC]
love.love.love.love.love...SUCK IT JACOB
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HerrDoktorMillennium [2013-04-13 23:38:46 +0000 UTC]
Jacob? Hah! Schrödinger could kill him, without even using his powers.
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LRW0077 [2013-02-17 04:34:33 +0000 UTC]
See this kids? This is what a real wear wolf looks like.
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Ask-Icarus [2013-01-24 23:38:14 +0000 UTC]
I believe we can ALL agree, that Captain Hans Gunsche would wipe the floor with Jacob....without even trying.
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crypto456 In reply to Ask-Icarus [2014-12-16 02:07:05 +0000 UTC]
Jacob is just a little bitch compare to Captain Han
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BlazeAurora13 [2013-01-15 22:43:33 +0000 UTC]
3 seconds maximum.
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HinderRat [2012-12-28 09:05:03 +0000 UTC]
oh come on dude, Jacob would be his bitch in 5 seconds
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AlucardeKiyoshi In reply to HinderRat [2013-02-23 21:09:58 +0000 UTC]
because a puppy cant beat a werewolf >.> and Jacob is obviously a puppy
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AlucardeKiyoshi In reply to HinderRat [2013-02-24 00:59:58 +0000 UTC]
Oh wait I read wrong XD, Fail on my part XDD
Read: Jacob would beat this bitch in 5 seconds
srry my fail XDD
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PopsicleSpace [2012-12-20 21:26:32 +0000 UTC]
Pwease make a "Bitch, I kick people in half" one.
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jlancas12 [2012-11-27 00:44:37 +0000 UTC]
you put an M95 in my hands I'll drop Jacob like a sack of potatoes then feed whats left to the captain for dinner
"Aren't guns just fucking great?"
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mariekale587 [2012-11-27 00:38:54 +0000 UTC]
love it and true
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superdude1337 [2012-11-24 17:48:14 +0000 UTC]
Not only is the Captain not a pedophile( more like babyphile) but he's also an actual werewolf. Seriously, an actual werewolf goes part wolf. Not full crappy CGI wolf.
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AnohaVestala [2012-11-21 15:42:45 +0000 UTC]
>.>
pfft.... There would absolutely no contest on who would win.
Captain all the way~ x3
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xXRazaraXx [2012-10-21 05:37:57 +0000 UTC]
Why do the bad guys have to be so hot.....its not fair...
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Pyroraptor280 [2012-10-10 19:49:22 +0000 UTC]
Its so awesome because its true.
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aracnea [2012-10-04 18:37:20 +0000 UTC]
wait, he has a last name?
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