HOME | DD

Description
...BEARS!!!!!!!!!!

That's right Nation, these blood lusting, flesh mongering Ursidaes have been plaguing our lush forests for hundreds of years, even before the Mexicans.
I know, I know, it's hard to believe. Our pristine Pine, Oak, and whatever else forests and fields of red, white, and blue harboring these deadly enimies to our glorious Democracy. But never fear, there is still time to get rid of these Nazi monsters... just go to your local gun store and start shooting. And that's the Threat Down.

Threat Down (C) Stephen Colbert
No bears were harmed in the making of this picture or comment.

Description
...BEARS!!!!!!!!!!

That's right Nation, these blood lusting, flesh mongering Ursidaes have been plaguing our lush forests for hundreds of years, even before the Mexicans.
I know, I know, it's hard to believe. Our pristine Pine, Oak, and whatever else forests and fields of red, white, and blue harboring these deadly enimies to our glorious Democracy. But never fear, there is still time to get rid of these Nazi monsters... just go to your local gun store and start shooting. And that's the Threat Down.

Threat Down (C) Stephen Colbert
No bears were harmed in the making of this picture or comment.