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Hidan threw his pillow at Kakuzu. "Sorry I don't treat you like a god!"
Kakuzu caught it. "But-"
"Is that what you want me to do?" Hidan threw a lamp. "Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect!"
Kakuzu dodged the lamp, and it hit the wall and shattered. "Look Hidan I-"
"But if you ask me, I've been pretty fucking nice to you!" Tears ran down his cheeks. "I hate you!" He threw the night stand that was next to his bed with great force.
Kakuzu tried to duck, but the night stand hit him in the head. He fell to the ground, knocked out cold.

Trees were dressed up in their green suits again. And flower were putting on their hats. The sun was staying awake longer. Yep, it was spring. Hidan and Kakuzu were walking in a forest of Oaks, and Birches, and Maples.
"ACHOO!!!" Hidan blew his nose into his handkerchief. "Damnit, spring sucks. These gay ass flowers and other shit is making me sick. How the hell am I going to fight like this? A-a- achoo!"
Kakuzu glared at Hidan. "Quit whining. I have allergies too, but you don't hear me whine."
"You're allergic to CATS!" Hidan barked. "You don't know my pain." He blew his nose into his handkerchief.
"I do feel your pain, when I'm around cats."
"Shut up, no you don't. And besides I wouldn't be feeling this way if you had just paid for the damn drugs!"
"And pay 34 ryo!?" Kakuzu exclaimed. "No way!"
"Well, can we at least get some food? I'm hungry."
"Fine, whatever."

They finally reached a village. It was crowded. The streets and the shops were. The shops were not only crowded, but also painted different neon colors. It was an interesting little town.
"Final-ACHOO-ly." Hidan groaned.
A man dress in pink and blue stripes smirked, and walked up to Hidan. "Hey, you look like you're sick." He got out a card from his bag, and handed it to Kakuzu. "Visit Sen, she'll fix you right up." He ran off to advertise to more people.
Kakuzu glanced at the card.
Cheap Healing Potions! Heals Quickly! Or Your Money Back!
Kakuzu smiled some under his mask. "Alright, let's go to this lady."
"What? No way, I don't want someone who isn't even a real doctor to give me medications." Hidan complained.
"Too bad, it's cheaper this way. Now c'mon." Kakuzu said as he walked away with Hidan.

Sen's work place The place was packed. There were dozens of people standing outside the pink building. "Number 234!" a man called.
"Man 234 people have come so far to this lady, and more still to come." Hidan sighed. "Maybe we should just go to a real doctor."
"No, if she's good enough that this many people come to her, then we're going to her." Kakuzu growled. "Let's just get a number and rest. That's what you've wanted to do this whole time right?" He walked to get a number.
Hidan sighed, and then sneezed again. "Fine." He chose a shaded spot, on the side of the building to sit down at.
Kakuzu grabbed a number, and glared at it. "304..." He grumbled to himself. He returned to Hidan, and took a seat next to him.

They soon called number 288. Kakuzu growled. "What's taking so long?"
Hidan patted Kakuzu's back. "It's okay, I'm sure our number will be called soon." He said with a snot-nosed smile.
Kakuzu looked at Hidan with disgust. "Blow your nose."
Hidan smile faded, and he did as Kakuzu commanded. "Why do you always avoid me? It must be such an inconvenience to you."
"Why do you think? Because you're a problem waiting to happen." Kakuzu growled.
Hidan looked towards the ground in sorrow. "I'm just your problem?"
"Yeah, I suppose that's a way to put it. You're just my problem."

"Number 304!" Someone called.
Hidan was half asleep when he felt Kakuzu tug on his arm. "Hidan! Get up, they called our number."
"Huh?" Hidan looked up hazily.
"Number 304!" The person repeated.
"Hurry up." Kakuzu snarled, almost dragging Hidan to the door. He flashed the person his number, and they walked in.
Sen's office was a small room, but it held a lot of stuff. There were bottles upon bottles packed on the shelves. And there was more than one book self crowded with books. But surprisingly enough, with all these elixirs, books, and potions, the room was fairly neat.
Kakuzu and Hidan peeped inside the office.
Sen was sitting at her desk. She was a very attractive woman, with golden blonde hair, and crystal blue eyes. "Come in!" She called, waving her hand. "Come in!"
Kakuzu stepped in first.
She signaled for Kakuzu to stop. "Oh no, just the sick one. And close the door behind yourself."
Hidan stepped in, and closed the door behind him.
"Please take a seat!" Sen insisted.
Hidan did as Sen asked. "So you can help me with my-"
She interrupted him. "With your allergies right? But I can tell that's not your only problem." She smirked. "You also have a love problem, don't you?"
Hidan blushed. "No, I just came here for my allergies."
"Nonsense! I'm sure you would like to date that handsome, tall fellow outside the door. I saw how you reacted to him calling you 'a problem waiting to happen'. I can help you with that."
Hidan stood up in furriery and rage. His blush deepened. "I do NOT love that cheap, greedy, selfish, stitched face-" Hidan blushed deeper thinking about Kakuzu's face. "Um..." He lost his train of thought.
She snickered. "You get lost just by his looks. You must love him." She opened her drawer, and pulled out a heart shaped bottle with a pink liquid inside. "He can be yours. All you have to do is buy this pretty little container, make him drink one drop of it, and then look at you." She smirked. "What do you say?"
Hidan thought for a moment. "How much is it?" He knew Kakuzu won't buy it if it was too pricey.
"12 ryo, it's on sale."
Hidan nodded. "Alright, I'll buy it, along with some allergy medications."

After visiting Sen, Kakuzu and Hidan went to a small restaurant. It had very little décor, walls white, dim lighting. It severed only the staples too, food, water, and sake. They didn't even have a waiter. It was perfect for Kakuzu, since it was so cheap.
They ordered up front.
"I'll have some wontons" Hidan said.
"Just some Sake." Kakuzu added.
Their orders came out in a matter of minutes, and they took a seat. They were silent while they dined. Hidan was still trying to come up with a plan to distract Kakuzu. He had considered many, but none have been as too good. He sighed, knowing that only one plan will come close to working. He dropped some money on the ground.
This quickly caught Kakuzu's eyes. He put down the bottle of sake; he didn't like to drink it from the small cups, and bent down for the money.
Hidan knew he only had a moment to do this. So he took the potion out, and poured it into the bottle, as fast as he could.
"Well, lucky me." Kakuzu said when he arose from underneath the table. "Some idiot left 20 ryo on the ground." He shoved it in his pocket, and drank more sake.
Hidan was on the edge of his seat, wondering if it would work.
Kakuzu made a face of disgust. "Something tastes off with that sake" He paused. "You didn't spit in it did you Hidan?"
Hidan shook his head. "No."
"Hm." Kakuzu grunted, and continued to drink it.
Hidan was heard broken. It didn't work. He's exactly the same as he was before. Sen ripped Hidan off.

Finished their meal, Hidan said, "Kakuzu… Do you feel any different?"
He replied by cocking his head some, and saying, "Why? Should I?"
Hidan frowned. "No, I guess not. C'mon let's go find somewhere to sleep."

Kakuzu was nice enough to take Hidan to an inn, something he would only do every month or so. They both sat in nice beds. The room was nicely furnished, coral wallpaper, an ocean scene painting, and even a mini bar.
Hidan looked down, debating with himself whether he should tell Kakuzu about the love potion. "Kakuzu…."
He looked up from his newspaper. "Hm?"
"Do… Do you love me?"
Kakuzu was shocked to hear those words cross Hidan's lips, although he tried not to show it. "Love you?" He chuckled. "Why would I love you, Hidan? I mean you're just a problem waiting to happen. If anything I hate you. I despise you. I hope you will die one day, while I'm still kicking. So if that's what you call love, then fine, I love you."
He was lying; every word coming out of Kakuzu's mouth was a lie. He knew he would regret it later. But he wouldn't want to start a relationship and then break up a week or so later. I just wouldn't work out. So he had to lie.
"B-but, why?"
"Why?" Kakuzu snorted. "You swear too much. You kill just about everyone you see. Your religion is stupid. You-"
"My religion is not stupid!" Hidan barked.
"You're right, but you are." Kakuzu growled. "Now just leave me alone, you dumbass."
He knew Kakuzu didn't like him. But he didn't have to be so mean about it. "You know what? Fuck you! I don't love you anyways!" He stood up, and threw his pillow at Kakuzu. "Sorry I don't treat you like a god!"
Kakuzu caught it. "But-"
"Is that what you want me to do?" Hidan threw a lamp. "Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect!"
Kakuzu dodged the lamp, and it hit the wall and shattered. "Look Hidan I-"
"But if you ask me, I've been pretty fucking nice to you!" Tears ran down his cheeks. "I hate you!" He threw the night stand that was next to his bed with great force.
Kakuzu tried to duck, but the night stand hit him in the head. He fell to the ground, knocked out cold.
Hidan looked at Kakuzu with fear. "Oh Jashin Damnit! What have I done?" Hidan was in a frenzy of panic, and worry.
Kakuzu's head was bleeding and a lot too.
Hidan ripped a strap of his cloak off, and wrapped it around the wound. "Please… Be okay, Kakuzu." He stayed by Kakuzu's side the whole night, waiting for him to awaken.

Kakuzu opened his eyes, at the sight of dawn. "Hidan?"
Hidan smiled some. "Kakuzu, you're awake!"
Kakuzu sat up. "Yeah…" He held his head.
"I'm really sorry. I just was so angry about you insulting the religion of Jashin. And you said you didn't love me. And then you said-"
Kakuzu rubbed the side of Hidan's face. "It's okay. It was my fault for lying."
"Lying?"
"Yes, I really do love you Hidan." He sighed. "But you're a jackass, sometimes."
Hidan's smile grew, and he hugged Kakuzu. "I love you too, you bastard."

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Hidan threw his pillow at Kakuzu. "Sorry I don't treat you like a god!"
Kakuzu caught it. "But-"
"Is that what you want me to do?" Hidan threw a lamp. "Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect!"
Kakuzu dodged the lamp, and it hit the wall and shattered. "Look Hidan I-"
"But if you ask me, I've been pretty fucking nice to you!" Tears ran down his cheeks. "I hate you!" He threw the night stand that was next to his bed with great force.
Kakuzu tried to duck, but the night stand hit him in the head. He fell to the ground, knocked out cold.

Trees were dressed up in their green suits again. And flower were putting on their hats. The sun was staying awake longer. Yep, it was spring. Hidan and Kakuzu were walking in a forest of Oaks, and Birches, and Maples.
"ACHOO!!!" Hidan blew his nose into his handkerchief. "Damnit, spring sucks. These gay ass flowers and other shit is making me sick. How the hell am I going to fight like this? A-a- achoo!"
Kakuzu glared at Hidan. "Quit whining. I have allergies too, but you don't hear me whine."
"You're allergic to CATS!" Hidan barked. "You don't know my pain." He blew his nose into his handkerchief.
"I do feel your pain, when I'm around cats."
"Shut up, no you don't. And besides I wouldn't be feeling this way if you had just paid for the damn drugs!"
"And pay 34 ryo!?" Kakuzu exclaimed. "No way!"
"Well, can we at least get some food? I'm hungry."
"Fine, whatever."

They finally reached a village. It was crowded. The streets and the shops were. The shops were not only crowded, but also painted different neon colors. It was an interesting little town.
"Final-ACHOO-ly." Hidan groaned.
A man dress in pink and blue stripes smirked, and walked up to Hidan. "Hey, you look like you're sick." He got out a card from his bag, and handed it to Kakuzu. "Visit Sen, she'll fix you right up." He ran off to advertise to more people.
Kakuzu glanced at the card.
Cheap Healing Potions! Heals Quickly! Or Your Money Back!
Kakuzu smiled some under his mask. "Alright, let's go to this lady."
"What? No way, I don't want someone who isn't even a real doctor to give me medications." Hidan complained.
"Too bad, it's cheaper this way. Now c'mon." Kakuzu said as he walked away with Hidan.

Sen's work place The place was packed. There were dozens of people standing outside the pink building. "Number 234!" a man called.
"Man 234 people have come so far to this lady, and more still to come." Hidan sighed. "Maybe we should just go to a real doctor."
"No, if she's good enough that this many people come to her, then we're going to her." Kakuzu growled. "Let's just get a number and rest. That's what you've wanted to do this whole time right?" He walked to get a number.
Hidan sighed, and then sneezed again. "Fine." He chose a shaded spot, on the side of the building to sit down at.
Kakuzu grabbed a number, and glared at it. "304..." He grumbled to himself. He returned to Hidan, and took a seat next to him.

They soon called number 288. Kakuzu growled. "What's taking so long?"
Hidan patted Kakuzu's back. "It's okay, I'm sure our number will be called soon." He said with a snot-nosed smile.
Kakuzu looked at Hidan with disgust. "Blow your nose."
Hidan smile faded, and he did as Kakuzu commanded. "Why do you always avoid me? It must be such an inconvenience to you."
"Why do you think? Because you're a problem waiting to happen." Kakuzu growled.
Hidan looked towards the ground in sorrow. "I'm just your problem?"
"Yeah, I suppose that's a way to put it. You're just my problem."

"Number 304!" Someone called.
Hidan was half asleep when he felt Kakuzu tug on his arm. "Hidan! Get up, they called our number."
"Huh?" Hidan looked up hazily.
"Number 304!" The person repeated.
"Hurry up." Kakuzu snarled, almost dragging Hidan to the door. He flashed the person his number, and they walked in.
Sen's office was a small room, but it held a lot of stuff. There were bottles upon bottles packed on the shelves. And there was more than one book self crowded with books. But surprisingly enough, with all these elixirs, books, and potions, the room was fairly neat.
Kakuzu and Hidan peeped inside the office.
Sen was sitting at her desk. She was a very attractive woman, with golden blonde hair, and crystal blue eyes. "Come in!" She called, waving her hand. "Come in!"
Kakuzu stepped in first.
She signaled for Kakuzu to stop. "Oh no, just the sick one. And close the door behind yourself."
Hidan stepped in, and closed the door behind him.
"Please take a seat!" Sen insisted.
Hidan did as Sen asked. "So you can help me with my-"
She interrupted him. "With your allergies right? But I can tell that's not your only problem." She smirked. "You also have a love problem, don't you?"
Hidan blushed. "No, I just came here for my allergies."
"Nonsense! I'm sure you would like to date that handsome, tall fellow outside the door. I saw how you reacted to him calling you 'a problem waiting to happen'. I can help you with that."
Hidan stood up in furriery and rage. His blush deepened. "I do NOT love that cheap, greedy, selfish, stitched face-" Hidan blushed deeper thinking about Kakuzu's face. "Um..." He lost his train of thought.
She snickered. "You get lost just by his looks. You must love him." She opened her drawer, and pulled out a heart shaped bottle with a pink liquid inside. "He can be yours. All you have to do is buy this pretty little container, make him drink one drop of it, and then look at you." She smirked. "What do you say?"
Hidan thought for a moment. "How much is it?" He knew Kakuzu won't buy it if it was too pricey.
"12 ryo, it's on sale."
Hidan nodded. "Alright, I'll buy it, along with some allergy medications."

After visiting Sen, Kakuzu and Hidan went to a small restaurant. It had very little décor, walls white, dim lighting. It severed only the staples too, food, water, and sake. They didn't even have a waiter. It was perfect for Kakuzu, since it was so cheap.
They ordered up front.
"I'll have some wontons" Hidan said.
"Just some Sake." Kakuzu added.
Their orders came out in a matter of minutes, and they took a seat. They were silent while they dined. Hidan was still trying to come up with a plan to distract Kakuzu. He had considered many, but none have been as too good. He sighed, knowing that only one plan will come close to working. He dropped some money on the ground.
This quickly caught Kakuzu's eyes. He put down the bottle of sake; he didn't like to drink it from the small cups, and bent down for the money.
Hidan knew he only had a moment to do this. So he took the potion out, and poured it into the bottle, as fast as he could.
"Well, lucky me." Kakuzu said when he arose from underneath the table. "Some idiot left 20 ryo on the ground." He shoved it in his pocket, and drank more sake.
Hidan was on the edge of his seat, wondering if it would work.
Kakuzu made a face of disgust. "Something tastes off with that sake" He paused. "You didn't spit in it did you Hidan?"
Hidan shook his head. "No."
"Hm." Kakuzu grunted, and continued to drink it.
Hidan was heard broken. It didn't work. He's exactly the same as he was before. Sen ripped Hidan off.

Finished their meal, Hidan said, "Kakuzu… Do you feel any different?"
He replied by cocking his head some, and saying, "Why? Should I?"
Hidan frowned. "No, I guess not. C'mon let's go find somewhere to sleep."

Kakuzu was nice enough to take Hidan to an inn, something he would only do every month or so. They both sat in nice beds. The room was nicely furnished, coral wallpaper, an ocean scene painting, and even a mini bar.
Hidan looked down, debating with himself whether he should tell Kakuzu about the love potion. "Kakuzu…."
He looked up from his newspaper. "Hm?"
"Do… Do you love me?"
Kakuzu was shocked to hear those words cross Hidan's lips, although he tried not to show it. "Love you?" He chuckled. "Why would I love you, Hidan? I mean you're just a problem waiting to happen. If anything I hate you. I despise you. I hope you will die one day, while I'm still kicking. So if that's what you call love, then fine, I love you."
He was lying; every word coming out of Kakuzu's mouth was a lie. He knew he would regret it later. But he wouldn't want to start a relationship and then break up a week or so later. I just wouldn't work out. So he had to lie.
"B-but, why?"
"Why?" Kakuzu snorted. "You swear too much. You kill just about everyone you see. Your religion is stupid. You-"
"My religion is not stupid!" Hidan barked.
"You're right, but you are." Kakuzu growled. "Now just leave me alone, you dumbass."
He knew Kakuzu didn't like him. But he didn't have to be so mean about it. "You know what? Fuck you! I don't love you anyways!" He stood up, and threw his pillow at Kakuzu. "Sorry I don't treat you like a god!"
Kakuzu caught it. "But-"
"Is that what you want me to do?" Hidan threw a lamp. "Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect!"
Kakuzu dodged the lamp, and it hit the wall and shattered. "Look Hidan I-"
"But if you ask me, I've been pretty fucking nice to you!" Tears ran down his cheeks. "I hate you!" He threw the night stand that was next to his bed with great force.
Kakuzu tried to duck, but the night stand hit him in the head. He fell to the ground, knocked out cold.
Hidan looked at Kakuzu with fear. "Oh Jashin Damnit! What have I done?" Hidan was in a frenzy of panic, and worry.
Kakuzu's head was bleeding and a lot too.
Hidan ripped a strap of his cloak off, and wrapped it around the wound. "Please… Be okay, Kakuzu." He stayed by Kakuzu's side the whole night, waiting for him to awaken.

Kakuzu opened his eyes, at the sight of dawn. "Hidan?"
Hidan smiled some. "Kakuzu, you're awake!"
Kakuzu sat up. "Yeah…" He held his head.
"I'm really sorry. I just was so angry about you insulting the religion of Jashin. And you said you didn't love me. And then you said-"
Kakuzu rubbed the side of Hidan's face. "It's okay. It was my fault for lying."
"Lying?"
"Yes, I really do love you Hidan." He sighed. "But you're a jackass, sometimes."
Hidan's smile grew, and he hugged Kakuzu. "I love you too, you bastard."