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Description
Name: “Lola” (Real name unknown)
Age: Actual age unknown. She appears to be in her early 20’s.
Ring Name: None
Appearance: Lola is a small girl who stands around 5ft4, weighs about 115lbs, and has multicolored hair which she changes periodically. Her eyes also seem to change color (though no one can come up with a reason for this) and tend to shift from blue to green to gold.
Breast Size:32B

Ring Attire: Lola’s outfits have certainly been “colorful” to say the least. She is known to change attire from fight to fight. She typically has been seen boxing in a multi colored skirt, purple boots and purple gloves.

Music- Flagpole Sitta- Harvey Danger

Boxing Stats
Power- Average
Speed-Outstanding!!
Stamina-Good
Technique-Good

Friends: Hikari. Mad Jack (Her imaginary trainer who’s also a rabbit)
Rivals: No one. Lola is too light hearted to bare anyone a grudge against any living person; however she does have an intense hatred for dandelions. She thinks they’re trying to take over the world.

Quote: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!

Bio: Lola is batshit crazy, pure and simple. No one knows who she really is or where she comes from, and rumors of her past circle about her like flies on a corpse. What is commonly known is that she suffers from delusions, dementia, and multiple personality disorder. She often times has a childlike demeanor and because of this she thinks boxing is one big exciting game rather than two people trying to beat each other up.

In boxing, Lola is FRUSTRATING. Her speed is so great that she often gets right up in her opponents face and blasts them over and over again with machinegun like jabs. She’s also very slippery to hit, and can dance easily around counter shots, which often will leave her opponents open for more peppering in turn. She often wears her opponents down with her constant probing shots, slipping in a few hard follow ups now and then, and then goes in for the kill when they’re completely gassed by the mid to late fight.

Her multiple personality disorder also sometimes effects how she fights. Occasionally her opponents will find her overwhelming and the next time she’ll be little more than a punching bag. One can never tell with her.

Thoughts on other boxers

Holly: Silly Dark Girl, my hoodemahoo is not for punching. That is against the rules in the punching game!! I forgive you though. I’d have a hard time seeing what I was swinging at if my left eye was closed and my nose was swollen to twice its normal size. You look like a big ole advark! Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?

Erika: The giant fell from the bean stalk and had a daughter. RUN, JACK, RUN! You’re so cute with your bouncy wouncy widdle piggy wiggy tails! I MUST pull them!

Michelle: O wise and powerful boxing guru! I have crossed the burning Sands of Tribulation, ascended the Mountain of Ordeals, and swam the River of Ickiness to ask thee this question that burns like acid within my soul….. Why do hotdogs come in packs of ten but hotdog buns come in packs of eight?

Leanne: Why do they call you trailer trash? Do you live in a trailer full of trash or is it made of trash? And what about the wind? Wouldn’t that blow your house down? Huh? You wanna step outside? You mean we get to play the punching game?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *intelligible excited babble follows*

Angela: Wow, you sure have some fancy clothes! They’re really pretty! Do you like mine? I made them myself with some sewing thread, a pair of scissors, and glitter! Huh? Where are you going? Come back!! *Chases*

Tracy: Wow. I didn’t know my mama was so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs. I’ve never met her. Do you know where she lives?! I wanna set off car alarms with her too!

Description
Name: “Lola” (Real name unknown)
Age: Actual age unknown. She appears to be in her early 20’s.
Ring Name: None
Appearance: Lola is a small girl who stands around 5ft4, weighs about 115lbs, and has multicolored hair which she changes periodically. Her eyes also seem to change color (though no one can come up with a reason for this) and tend to shift from blue to green to gold.
Breast Size:32B

Ring Attire: Lola’s outfits have certainly been “colorful” to say the least. She is known to change attire from fight to fight. She typically has been seen boxing in a multi colored skirt, purple boots and purple gloves.

Music- Flagpole Sitta- Harvey Danger

Boxing Stats
Power- Average
Speed-Outstanding!!
Stamina-Good
Technique-Good

Friends: Hikari. Mad Jack (Her imaginary trainer who’s also a rabbit)
Rivals: No one. Lola is too light hearted to bare anyone a grudge against any living person; however she does have an intense hatred for dandelions. She thinks they’re trying to take over the world.

Quote: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!

Bio: Lola is batshit crazy, pure and simple. No one knows who she really is or where she comes from, and rumors of her past circle about her like flies on a corpse. What is commonly known is that she suffers from delusions, dementia, and multiple personality disorder. She often times has a childlike demeanor and because of this she thinks boxing is one big exciting game rather than two people trying to beat each other up.

In boxing, Lola is FRUSTRATING. Her speed is so great that she often gets right up in her opponents face and blasts them over and over again with machinegun like jabs. She’s also very slippery to hit, and can dance easily around counter shots, which often will leave her opponents open for more peppering in turn. She often wears her opponents down with her constant probing shots, slipping in a few hard follow ups now and then, and then goes in for the kill when they’re completely gassed by the mid to late fight.

Her multiple personality disorder also sometimes effects how she fights. Occasionally her opponents will find her overwhelming and the next time she’ll be little more than a punching bag. One can never tell with her.

Thoughts on other boxers

Holly: Silly Dark Girl, my hoodemahoo is not for punching. That is against the rules in the punching game!! I forgive you though. I’d have a hard time seeing what I was swinging at if my left eye was closed and my nose was swollen to twice its normal size. You look like a big ole advark! Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?

Erika: The giant fell from the bean stalk and had a daughter. RUN, JACK, RUN! You’re so cute with your bouncy wouncy widdle piggy wiggy tails! I MUST pull them!

Michelle: O wise and powerful boxing guru! I have crossed the burning Sands of Tribulation, ascended the Mountain of Ordeals, and swam the River of Ickiness to ask thee this question that burns like acid within my soul….. Why do hotdogs come in packs of ten but hotdog buns come in packs of eight?

Leanne: Why do they call you trailer trash? Do you live in a trailer full of trash or is it made of trash? And what about the wind? Wouldn’t that blow your house down? Huh? You wanna step outside? You mean we get to play the punching game?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *intelligible excited babble follows*

Angela: Wow, you sure have some fancy clothes! They’re really pretty! Do you like mine? I made them myself with some sewing thread, a pair of scissors, and glitter! Huh? Where are you going? Come back!! *Chases*

Tracy: Wow. I didn’t know my mama was so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs. I’ve never met her. Do you know where she lives?! I wanna set off car alarms with her too!