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Published: 2017-08-06 20:27:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 5762; Favourites: 60; Downloads: 42
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This picture doesn't stink, but Mouse Hunt does.
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were the dead go to die is worse than the emoji movie and food fight
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It's even worse than that 50 Shades Darker movieΒ
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I hereby present to you the best explantion in animated 3D form as to why this film turned out and is so terrible.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q9iozβ¦
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I feel bad for anyone who watched that s**t show, I knew it would blow from the start but god damn I couldn't have foreseen how bad It would turn out. Anyone who watches it is recommended to take anti depressants afterwards
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I remember at one point it had a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, now it's at 6%. blugh, i haven't even seen it and I knew it was gonna suck the second I heard of it's existence.
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I Know Right; WHY WOULD HOLLYWOOD REPLACE THE POPEYE MOVIE WITH T-H-A-T CRUD?!?!?!?
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What do you expect when you have Patrick Stewart voicing a piece of shit? I kinda wonder how much they paid him for that role. Probably cost them the entire film budget.
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He must have lost a bet or something
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PATRICK STEWART VOICED A PIECE OF SHIT?!
i never wanted to say that line
EVER
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"Yes, Mr. Sherman. Everything stinks."
Seriously, who thought this movie was even a remotely good idea?
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Should've stayed as a cancelled project.
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Did anyone think this movie was going to any good?
Also to quote the Muppets "I think this rises an important question, Why did they do it?"
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That movie was doomed from the start when I first saw that trailer.
It's absolutely horrible. xwx
It does indeed stink. Please no poop emojis ;w;
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Finally someone does a critic drawing about that movie! Good work mr.robo
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I'm amazed nobody has done it before
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Im with u on that
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I just wanna smack the director and writers for the emoji movie
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I think the worst part of it was they cancelled the popeye movie which was near close to its comic adapation for that bullshit of a movie
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Yeah. I'm not a huge fan of Popeye, but I would have gladly gone to see that movie instead of this trainwreck of a film. Seriously, why the hell did they ever think it was a good idea to cancel a movie starring such a beloved and iconic cartoon character in favor of making this crap? If what you say is true, then the Popeye movie could have been a really great film. But instead we got stuck with a movie that's nothing more than a complete disgrace to the art of animation. Just thinking about it makes me feel disgusted. Hopefully the folks in Hollywood will decide to put the Popeye movie back into production after seeing the results of this horrible mistake they've made.
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They are planning with doing the Popeyes movie in the works. But let's just hope Sony doesn't mess it up. God know what they have plan with the upcoming sonic the hedgehog movie after that horrible emoji bs
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Yeah. I'm a little nervous about how the Sonic movie will turn out. Especially regarding how the fans will react once they finally see it. After all, the Sonic franchise is infamous for having one of the most divisive fanbases of any video game series ever created. Most of the entries in the series tend to be hit or miss nowadays, plus fans can't seem to make up their mind about what things they like or don't like about it. I mean, every time Sega comes out with a new Sonic game, no matter what sort of new elements it introduces or how many traits it maintains from previous entries in the series, the fans will always find an excuse to bitch and complain about them for the most trivial reasons.
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As sonic myself i really dont have any hate but thr fanbase can be crazy but im hoping sony does it justice. Cause sega may have hit or miss at times but movie companies tend to fall hard
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True. The film industry and the video game industry have hadΒ a pretty rough relationship between each other over the years. Because every time they make a movie based off a video game or a video game based off a movie, chances are that 99.9% of the time it's gonna suck.
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For sonic at least it has a story
thats what most video game movies try their best emulate games story and functions only to fail
resident evil, alone in the dark, the mortal kombat movies, street fighter and the worst the super Mario film
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I heard that too I checked the films budget and it was 50 million just think of all the people we could have helped with that money
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But instead we got this excuse of a movie
Whats next sony? The dab movie?
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Well they had corporate sell outs such as smurfs and this shit dab movie I wounldt be shocked
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The dab movie was just a joke but fair point
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I know man but sadly somthing dumb like that could happen
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Or the fidget spinnet movie
But all.and all sony needs to get a new guy to run it
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This has to be the 2nd worst animated film i've heard in my life, the first being "Norm of the North" which is way horrible than this.
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That's too generous, Foodfight is worse than Norm!
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Actually that is true, Foodfight is another bad animated film, I don't know why people made that.
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Better question is "Why did they steal the hard drives?" and "why is Larry Kasanov so persistent?"
The original cut looked much better than the movie itself... but not by much
youtu.be/81uIhu8qrrs
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I've never seen it. Was it that bad?
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A friend had pirated it onto his laptop, I didn't want to pay to see this train wreck.
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And how was it?
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In one word: CANCER
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Really? That bad?
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To be a lil more specific: the movie currently earned a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes, it has an unoriginal plot line, sponsored products were shoved in (as if it wasn't hard enough to avoid advertisements), they wasted the good talent of patrick stewart on a poo emoji, bland antagonist, unnecessary love interest, etc.
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yup! this movie was a major flop alright.
I thought we were running out of good movie ideas when happy feet came out.
but this movie...takes the cake.
seriously....a movie about a meh emoji who wants to be a different emoji?
what a fucking joke!...
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In the words of Gordon Ramsay:
IT'S F*CKING RAAAAW!
That's how bad it is.
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