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Y'know what bugs me? Gijinka.
Really, most people do it all wrong. When, say, making Meta Knight into a human, EVERYONE makes him look either like a woman or like Marth. I hate that.
Granted, some people have mastered the art of fully American gijinka: just look [link] , [link] , and [link] (look, I know that they're all by the same person, but that actually helps my point).

So, I decided, out of fun, to draw my renditions of (of all things in this universe) some of the Kirby characters.

In order, left to right, top to bottom:

Waddle Doo: I made the Waddle Doo into an order of monks who have cowlicks and who willingly cut out one of their eyes in honor of their god, the Almighty Kracko. They can't show their hands, so Waddle Doos stitch their sleeves closed.

Kirby: Is short, chubby, and rosy-cheeked. His fingers are next to useless, but he can still smack and grab things with them (just with some difficulty). He's tough enough to wear a pink shirt, short pink pants for short legs, and big red shoes for his huge feet.

Marx: WHY DO PEOPLE GIVE HUMAN MARX ARMS? I may never know, but he doesn't have arms! Of course, since mitten-hands=regular hands and nubs=flipper-like hands/stitched-shut sleeves, I gave armless Marx hook hands (having no hands and all). FYI, human Marx is a boy who was born with dead hands, and when they were amputated, his life took a turn for the worst. At age 10, he joined the circus, but then wanted to take over Pop Star.

King Dedede:...don't hate me, please. I don't know why I or how could I do this, but I made King Dedede... African-American. Notwithstanding that it might be called African-Dreamlandian or something, it's just the way I saw Dedede as a human in my head. Of course, he also doesn't wear a shirt.

Meta Knight: Does NOT look like Marth! The only problems with this guy, really, was making him look sorta like Kirby and fitting a puffball into full-body armor. The shoes were a female canine to draw, lemme tell you.

Waddle Dee: The Waddle Dee's why the Waddle Doo is a monk. In my twisted human-Kirby universe, "waddle" is supposed to mean "monk", so "Waddle Doo"= Monk of the Eye, and "Waddle Dee"= Monk of the Friendliness. So, instead of gouging their eyes out, Waddle Dees give help to anyone they meet or anyone who asks for it. Naturally, King Dedede abuses this hospitality countless times, but the Dees don't really mind.

Dark Matter: For once, I decided not to make this one too human. Dark Matter is a medium-rank demon who travels across the 4 dimensions of the mortal plane, causing chaos and destruction as he goes along. For this guy, the globs around Dark Matter's butt now float in a ring around the Dark Matter Gijinka's belly. He also has Samurai Dark Matter's hair.

Brought to you by my head!

I might color these guys later.

EDIT: These guys are colored! I'm submitting them independantly with back-stories and backgrounds. Check back for them.

Description
Y'know what bugs me? Gijinka.
Really, most people do it all wrong. When, say, making Meta Knight into a human, EVERYONE makes him look either like a woman or like Marth. I hate that.
Granted, some people have mastered the art of fully American gijinka: just look [link] , [link] , and [link] (look, I know that they're all by the same person, but that actually helps my point).

So, I decided, out of fun, to draw my renditions of (of all things in this universe) some of the Kirby characters.

In order, left to right, top to bottom:

Waddle Doo: I made the Waddle Doo into an order of monks who have cowlicks and who willingly cut out one of their eyes in honor of their god, the Almighty Kracko. They can't show their hands, so Waddle Doos stitch their sleeves closed.

Kirby: Is short, chubby, and rosy-cheeked. His fingers are next to useless, but he can still smack and grab things with them (just with some difficulty). He's tough enough to wear a pink shirt, short pink pants for short legs, and big red shoes for his huge feet.

Marx: WHY DO PEOPLE GIVE HUMAN MARX ARMS? I may never know, but he doesn't have arms! Of course, since mitten-hands=regular hands and nubs=flipper-like hands/stitched-shut sleeves, I gave armless Marx hook hands (having no hands and all). FYI, human Marx is a boy who was born with dead hands, and when they were amputated, his life took a turn for the worst. At age 10, he joined the circus, but then wanted to take over Pop Star.

King Dedede:...don't hate me, please. I don't know why I or how could I do this, but I made King Dedede... African-American. Notwithstanding that it might be called African-Dreamlandian or something, it's just the way I saw Dedede as a human in my head. Of course, he also doesn't wear a shirt.

Meta Knight: Does NOT look like Marth! The only problems with this guy, really, was making him look sorta like Kirby and fitting a puffball into full-body armor. The shoes were a female canine to draw, lemme tell you.

Waddle Dee: The Waddle Dee's why the Waddle Doo is a monk. In my twisted human-Kirby universe, "waddle" is supposed to mean "monk", so "Waddle Doo"= Monk of the Eye, and "Waddle Dee"= Monk of the Friendliness. So, instead of gouging their eyes out, Waddle Dees give help to anyone they meet or anyone who asks for it. Naturally, King Dedede abuses this hospitality countless times, but the Dees don't really mind.

Dark Matter: For once, I decided not to make this one too human. Dark Matter is a medium-rank demon who travels across the 4 dimensions of the mortal plane, causing chaos and destruction as he goes along. For this guy, the globs around Dark Matter's butt now float in a ring around the Dark Matter Gijinka's belly. He also has Samurai Dark Matter's hair.

Brought to you by my head!

I might color these guys later.

EDIT: These guys are colored! I'm submitting them independantly with back-stories and backgrounds. Check back for them.