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Description Full-view loves you :3 Mild KHII+CoM spoilers ahead.

This is what I get for listening to my brother play Dirge of Cerberus while searching for Org XIII screencaps to make Magic cards out of. Hojo (I'm 98% certain that's the first time I've ever drawn him) getting terrorized by Even, Vexen's Other, and subsequently being passed up for the coveted assistant's spot. Hojo's jealousy would later lead him to create Sephiroth for the sole reason of killing Even, Ansem the Wise, and probably half of Radiant Garden, but by the time the ol' OWA was ready to rumble, the idjits had already released the darkness on everything.

So, he set Sephiroth to terrorizing Cloud, and left for a vacation in Deep Jungle. He hasn't been seen since.

WOO CRACK

Can you imagine how utterly, utterly messed up Chain of Memories would have been if Hojo's Nobody (Joxoh?) had been #4 instead? Marluxia would have been taken over by Jenova by the end of the game, and poor Riku'd probably end up spliced with something, probably whatever was left of Larxene.

And comic frames are for lamers :B

Hojo & G-Project (c)SquEnix
Even & Ansem the Wise (c) Square/Disney
Image (c) saesama
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Comments: 47

Xarti [2010-11-13 00:59:51 +0000 UTC]

I've always imagined that was how Sephiroth was formed (poor Cloud).

Meep, Chain of Memories would have been the first rated T Kingdom Hearts gbs (and remix for the PS2) game ever (Not that I'd mind)...Yep, that would've been messed up and I'd end up thinking that Ansem the Wise was a moron for picking Hojo as an apprentice, instead of Even.

Yep, something's done right when I did not play FF7 and still know that Hojo is way scarier than Vexen (I hear stuff).

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Azerune [2009-03-28 05:47:26 +0000 UTC]

I will treasure the look on Hojo's face, staring at that fetus, for ages to come.

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ZackeryF [2009-02-01 21:18:31 +0000 UTC]

That was f'ing awesome! XD!

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AteMozzarella [2008-01-23 12:15:24 +0000 UTC]

Hojo lol XDDDDDDD
They ARE the same person, though, where voice is concerned XD

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saesama In reply to AteMozzarella [2008-01-23 17:36:51 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW. And that scares me D:

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ragettisbride [2007-12-28 04:00:23 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAH! That's hilarious! I love the 'wibble' frame!

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saesama In reply to ragettisbride [2007-12-29 05:27:30 +0000 UTC]

8D Thankew

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ragettisbride In reply to saesama [2007-12-29 08:21:18 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! D

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ClefJ [2007-12-27 21:44:44 +0000 UTC]

Mah HOJO! X3 Awesome and win.

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saesama In reply to ClefJ [2007-12-29 05:27:54 +0000 UTC]

Hojo loves you (and wants to splice yer babies :3 )

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o0hotaru-chan0o [2007-05-04 17:25:11 +0000 UTC]

Aw! Mean ol' Even! That Tube Fetus didn't even stand a chance!

XDDDD Crack is the essence of life......

-sigh- If Hojo was in the organization, we'd all be screwed XD

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TheImmortalDuelist [2007-04-22 06:58:52 +0000 UTC]

That is utter WIN. xDD

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saesama In reply to TheImmortalDuelist [2007-04-22 12:47:35 +0000 UTC]

XD Thankya.

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Mikari [2007-03-21 02:35:15 +0000 UTC]

XD The image is awesome, but the description made me crack up so hard.

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saesama In reply to Mikari [2007-03-22 22:05:43 +0000 UTC]

It's only funny 'cause it's true :3

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Mikari In reply to saesama [2007-03-23 03:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes it is. XD

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lunafrak [2006-10-27 19:41:49 +0000 UTC]

wibble wibble wibble!!

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saesama In reply to lunafrak [2006-10-28 07:01:38 +0000 UTC]

That Wibbly Hojo is srsly the BEST things I have EVER drawn.

EVAR

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lunafrak In reply to saesama [2006-10-31 20:26:28 +0000 UTC]

I just wish I made up the word wibble.

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tsukimeushi [2006-09-30 08:00:19 +0000 UTC]

FETUS FETUS FETUS!!
AND HOJO!! GAHAHAHAHAHAAA hes such a butttard and now we know why XD

dude really this made me cackle out loud >3

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saesama In reply to tsukimeushi [2006-09-30 08:42:40 +0000 UTC]

FEEETUUUUS.

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lady-dragonish [2006-09-22 22:00:03 +0000 UTC]

Dude, this is soo happy.

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saesama In reply to lady-dragonish [2006-09-23 01:52:55 +0000 UTC]

Sweet |D

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lady-dragonish [2006-09-22 21:59:58 +0000 UTC]

Dude, this is soo happy.

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WingedHeadphones [2006-09-10 01:03:06 +0000 UTC]

The :wibble: Hojo looks so sad!

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saesama In reply to WingedHeadphones [2006-09-10 09:30:04 +0000 UTC]

I spent longer on those wibbly eyes that anything else in the entire comic XD

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Sami-kisama [2006-09-10 00:16:16 +0000 UTC]

*wibble*
The greatest sound effect ever. xD

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saesama In reply to Sami-kisama [2006-09-10 09:27:41 +0000 UTC]

I completely blame *pu-sama for that, mainly because I first saw her use it in a sketch.

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Mystic-Kitty [2006-09-09 23:33:06 +0000 UTC]

This is bad...so bad...

Hojo in KH2...:snickers:

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saesama In reply to Mystic-Kitty [2006-09-10 09:28:05 +0000 UTC]

eeeYUP

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DoctorDaiquri [2006-09-09 22:47:41 +0000 UTC]

xDDDD I love it! Wibbly!Hojo made me giggle~

Mad scientists FTW, YO*headdesk*

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saesama In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-09-09 23:19:51 +0000 UTC]

I should think up MORE mad scientists and make, like, a class portrait XD

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to saesama [2006-09-10 01:35:32 +0000 UTC]

8D The dude in my avatar is a mad scientist...

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saesama In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-09-10 09:30:18 +0000 UTC]

*takes notes*

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to saesama [2006-09-10 14:34:12 +0000 UTC]

Hailing from Tales of the Abyss, Dist is an eccentric scientist who builds robots, travels by a flying chair, wears this pink show-girl collar thing and purple lipstick, has a semi-obsession with one of the main characters, keeps a "Revenge Diary", none of the other villains take him seriously, and has the "living power of a cockroach" ;

Ref pics:
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[link] (him in his flying chair)
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8D *headdesk* Sorry to spam you with so much crap...

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saesama In reply to DoctorDaiquri [2006-09-10 15:36:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear god, he has a magical spinning death chair. He looks completely batshit and I want to bear his children.

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DoctorDaiquri In reply to saesama [2006-09-10 16:00:57 +0000 UTC]

xDDD THE POWER OF THE DIST COMPELS YOU!!11

Oh yeah, he likes to call himself "Dist of the Rose" when his villain-y nickname's supposed to be "Shinigami Dist" The other villains have to remind him of that...

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fira-flame [2006-09-09 16:56:21 +0000 UTC]

I demand that you borrow my tablet for a day and make it pretty 8D

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saesama In reply to fira-flame [2006-09-09 20:12:02 +0000 UTC]

8D

I shoulda given the fetus a wing XD

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fira-flame In reply to saesama [2006-09-09 21:06:05 +0000 UTC]

YESH.

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mastersara [2006-09-09 16:05:47 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha

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saesama In reply to mastersara [2006-09-09 20:17:47 +0000 UTC]

:>

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LaughingAstarael [2006-09-09 16:03:34 +0000 UTC]

-keening with laughter- Between the comic and your what-if, I just can't breathe anymore x'D

...

-wibble-

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saesama In reply to LaughingAstarael [2006-09-09 20:11:26 +0000 UTC]

That wibbly Hojo is the best thing I've ever drawn :3

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LaughingAstarael In reply to saesama [2006-09-10 21:00:03 +0000 UTC]

^________________^!!

(though I still say your FMA-keyblade wins forever.)

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ace-goldstar [2006-09-09 07:54:37 +0000 UTC]

Evil!

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saesama In reply to ace-goldstar [2006-09-09 08:23:12 +0000 UTC]

>3

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