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TheCandyRosebud [2018-11-01 04:03:04 +0000 UTC]

hehehe

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DerpSansPro [2018-10-15 23:33:00 +0000 UTC]

You can go take a nice, long walk off a short pier.

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DeviantartLife [2018-09-19 22:05:47 +0000 UTC]

Or:
If you're a normie,
DON'T COME IN HERE.

(I know this isn't what the sign means but...) 

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Tigibop [2018-09-19 19:36:06 +0000 UTC]

This kinda reminds me of one of the "mini-rules" my Mom made for the library in my town.   

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megamaster135 [2018-09-19 19:00:57 +0000 UTC]

I have a joke I still love to this day.

There was this girl named patricia Whack. She worked as a bank teller.
One day, a frog hopped in through the bank's door. He hops onto her desk and says, "Excuse me, miss, i would like to procure a loan of 500,000 dollars."
Patricia, shocked by the large sum, answers "Well, I 'm not sure I can give away this much money."
The frog answers. "Don't worry. Mick Jagger's my father. He has my back."
Again, surprised by this development, she continues and says. "That might be the case, but I will need some form of collateral.
The frog sighs, and hands her a small porcelain figurine of a cow. By this point, Patricia is so confounded, she has to go to her manager. She explains the whole story to him, and hands him the figurine.
"To be honest, sir, I don't even know what this is!"
He replies.

"It's a Knick Knack, Patty Whack,
Give the Frog his loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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Twylite-Sparkle [2018-09-19 16:48:15 +0000 UTC]

Excuse me...where is the best place I can dumb at, then?

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MettatonIsFab [2018-09-19 16:31:49 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing they meant smoking.. But Google Translate sucks.

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GraceJediHeart [2018-09-19 16:02:10 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!

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Echo-Peak [2018-09-19 14:27:53 +0000 UTC]

Dang I guess I can't come in then.

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HazyGem [2018-09-19 13:33:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm dead XDDD

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