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Gas Giants
TNOs

SUN The sun is awesome. That black thing is not a ribbon. Oh, no. It is a censor bar, censoring his awesome so that you can inspect the rest of his body (which, if you can't tell, is ttly naked). As you can see, this is common practice: [link] (picture of the sun clipping his toenails). The sun is so awesome, he needs no clothes; It's just a fact. Also, the awesome burns off most things. Right now it's a solar minimum, so he's sleeping -w- .

MERCURY Mercury is made up of mostly iron, so here he is a wrestler. Being next to the sun makes him nervous; He no longer has a real atmosphere = D ;;; . He's the fastest (fastest orbital speed) and strongest (highest density) of all the planets.

VENUS Although she's the hottest planet eva, Venus is a creeper. She looks younger than she actually is, and often tries to seduce other planets. However, she has a terrible out-gassing problem, so no one likes to be near her D: .

LUNA AND GAIA These two are twins, and they always seem to be facing each other. Luna has always wanted to be an Axetroid, but she won't ever leave Gaia's side. Plus, it's impossible; she's bigger than the four Axetroidz combined.

MARS Like Venus, nobody likes him. He used to have liquid water and complex weather systems, but he was too small to keep them. Now he only has polar ice caps, giant dust devils, and the worst acne scars in the solar system . He likes Gaia the most but she isn't into that; Once he was so lonely, he pulled two asteroids out of the belt and pretended they were moons. People only say they are so they won't hurt his feelings.

AXETROIDZ Only the best rock band in the solar system! The Axetroidz started strong, with their singer, Ceres, as a planet; However, Ceres was demoted from planethood in 1801. After protest from many fellow asteroids and some sattelites, Ceres became a dwarf planet in 2006 and the band is back in business.
(Note: I don't know any of the specific geological traits of these guys...so I just depicted their mythic forms = D ; . More information available in...2015 ?!)

Much thanks to Todd for putting up with me during this |: . And anyone else subject to astronomical debates with me. HASDLFJSLDKFJSLDKFJLK!

Description
Gas Giants
TNOs

SUN The sun is awesome. That black thing is not a ribbon. Oh, no. It is a censor bar, censoring his awesome so that you can inspect the rest of his body (which, if you can't tell, is ttly naked). As you can see, this is common practice: [link] (picture of the sun clipping his toenails). The sun is so awesome, he needs no clothes; It's just a fact. Also, the awesome burns off most things. Right now it's a solar minimum, so he's sleeping -w- .

MERCURY Mercury is made up of mostly iron, so here he is a wrestler. Being next to the sun makes him nervous; He no longer has a real atmosphere = D ;;; . He's the fastest (fastest orbital speed) and strongest (highest density) of all the planets.

VENUS Although she's the hottest planet eva, Venus is a creeper. She looks younger than she actually is, and often tries to seduce other planets. However, she has a terrible out-gassing problem, so no one likes to be near her D: .

LUNA AND GAIA These two are twins, and they always seem to be facing each other. Luna has always wanted to be an Axetroid, but she won't ever leave Gaia's side. Plus, it's impossible; she's bigger than the four Axetroidz combined.

MARS Like Venus, nobody likes him. He used to have liquid water and complex weather systems, but he was too small to keep them. Now he only has polar ice caps, giant dust devils, and the worst acne scars in the solar system . He likes Gaia the most but she isn't into that; Once he was so lonely, he pulled two asteroids out of the belt and pretended they were moons. People only say they are so they won't hurt his feelings.

AXETROIDZ Only the best rock band in the solar system! The Axetroidz started strong, with their singer, Ceres, as a planet; However, Ceres was demoted from planethood in 1801. After protest from many fellow asteroids and some sattelites, Ceres became a dwarf planet in 2006 and the band is back in business.
(Note: I don't know any of the specific geological traits of these guys...so I just depicted their mythic forms = D ; . More information available in...2015 ?!)

Much thanks to Todd for putting up with me during this |: . And anyone else subject to astronomical debates with me. HASDLFJSLDKFJSLDKFJLK!