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Published: 2012-10-08 16:08:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 148; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 6
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Description It all makes perfect sense: most believers in reincarnation are Hindu.  And what's the number-one job that Hindus have?  Tech support for whiny Americans.  Then, to escape that hell for middle management?  You'd be a believer, too.

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Razgriz-3 [2012-10-09 02:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Why does this make so much sense?

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schizmatic In reply to Razgriz-3 [2013-05-31 17:04:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm totally trying this if I ever interview with Facebook. They LOVE name-dropping.

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Razgriz-3 In reply to schizmatic [2013-05-31 21:29:20 +0000 UTC]

Those poor names! Why would you do that to them?!

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schizmatic In reply to Razgriz-3 [2013-06-11 22:19:16 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't put it past Facebook to spam the dead trying to get them to register.

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Razgriz-3 In reply to schizmatic [2013-06-12 00:49:43 +0000 UTC]

The dead are a niche audience too.

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schizmatic In reply to Razgriz-3 [2013-06-12 17:49:36 +0000 UTC]

In those marble mausoleum walls. XD

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Razgriz-3 In reply to schizmatic [2013-06-13 04:32:35 +0000 UTC]

You didn't hear? Facebook bought MarbleWalls.

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schizmatic In reply to Razgriz-3 [2013-06-14 05:04:50 +0000 UTC]

Ooh, that's really gonna class up my manscaping updates.

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Razgriz-3 In reply to schizmatic [2013-06-14 05:07:59 +0000 UTC]

-Has no Facebook and thus is a caveman and thus does not understand your newfangled speech-

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jeditoby [2012-10-08 17:57:33 +0000 UTC]

Disturbing. Most disturbing.

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schizmatic In reply to jeditoby [2013-05-31 17:05:37 +0000 UTC]

And so oddly logical.

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