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Description Ooohohokay... no idea what I was thinking here. This was done in about an hour, most of which involved slacking off. So beware of crappy art, spelling errors, and stuff that makes no sense.

So, let's see if I can explain- left to right:

These two, er, I'm not going to say who they are, just to see if anyone who's read the books can recognize them. No idea what they look like (and thus, had to make it up), plus they're kinda... exaggerated? Not by much, though...
"My, she looks stunning in that dress"
"I think it would look better on me..."
"Ooh, you're absolutely right!"

That's supposed to be Venn and Dengwi, not that you can tell (yay for not paying attention to character descriptions!). I like the part where I didn't know what Dengwi looked like, so, instead of looking it up, I just drew Claidi. QUALITY. So it goes, he's all like "OMG Claidi, I pledge my undying lurve to you!" and so she's all like "I'm married now, yo! QUIT IT!" and so he starts what is most certainly a rebound relationship her half-sister. Seriously, though, it's kinda hard to date your ex-not-girlfriend's sister without looking suspicious.

Uh, no idea what he looks like, and so... ARG... ul?

Winter Raven, being the spoiled brat that she is. I love her.

Ngarbo looking way not as sexy as he should. Well, what do you want from me? I did it in, like, 2 minutes, plus I have no idea what he looks like (I see a trend?).

Nemian! He's such a whiney little bitch! I love him even more than I do Winter. I can't imagine what he'd been like as a child. Probably no different than he is now. So, uh, here he is at a fair or something. Note that the balloon is tied to his wrist. The not-touching me thing- you know like in that commercial? I'm not touching you! But feel free to interpret it however you like. And the sticky hands thing, too. Yes, even for the massive amount of two het pairings (Winter/Ngarbo and to a lesser extent, Argul/Claidi) I like in this series, it seems nothing can stop me from slashing it. Of course, I probably shouldn't say who I'd pair Nemian with, because then I'd be maimed horribly. Ahaha, but don't worry- I still like Argul/Claidi.

Hey, waitaminute. Damn, I just told you, didn't I? Please don't kill me.

Moving on! Once again, being a little girl- so what else is new? From one of my favorite scenes (Gee, I wonder why?), wherein Nemian is being- you guessed it- a whiney bitch so Argul just walks over, grabs him by the collar, and bitch slaps him. Not sure why he didn't just punch him, but that wouldn't be nearly as funny, so who cares?
Oh, random observation- why is it Nemian didn't remember Claidi: "Killer of Teh Law", but instantly recognized Argul who, as far as he knew, was nothing but a lowly "bandit-barbarian" that he only met a few times? Maybe he subconsciously takes after Ironel? Argul being a man, and a dreamy one at that, ya' know. Hmm...

And so I said "Venn, what are you doing!? Think about your freaky wife and kids (by that, I assume I meant Jotto and, uh, the chicken) back at the Rise!" But then I ran out of corn whiskey and drew this instead.
Grem- he looks like a woman. But then, if that's him on the cover of Wolf Star Rise (The green hair and such), my version might not be so weird. But really- I can't help but wonder what... uh... went on there. I mean, Venn, a 20-something male, the only woman (?) at the Rise being Treacle (and I can't even process that), and then the apparently dress-wearing Grem... huh. That, and I don't really see Venn going outside often enough to have a serious relationship...

There's something seriously wrong with me.
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Comments: 18

HINA0CHAN14 [2013-01-02 21:18:24 +0000 UTC]

please draw more of these, it's so hystarical~ nemian's great ^^

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kweenmaeve [2011-01-30 23:29:22 +0000 UTC]

this is great. the description of it was hilarious too. i was almost crying trying not to laugh too hard (i'm in a room with civilized people so i can't do that)

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kodochagirl4star [2011-01-14 07:58:27 +0000 UTC]

i LOVE it!!!!!!!!! i think argul and claidi will be a really great couple!!!!!!!!!! nemian breaks claidi's heart with jealousy!!!!!!!! nemian is so mean!!!!!!!!!!!

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annierosie [2009-06-21 01:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh!! I love Argul in the book! I just ought it yesterday and im at the un-weddingday part. Im so mad!!

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Riniku-Zedai [2009-03-01 22:48:01 +0000 UTC]

Grem, you fail.
Or the person who did the freakin' cover fails.
Grem is my favorite character and you made some freaking bitch thing with green hair. What the HELL.

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sedge In reply to Riniku-Zedai [2009-03-06 20:05:27 +0000 UTC]

Where are your parents, little girl? Are you lost? Here, have a balloon.

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Riniku-Zedai In reply to sedge [2009-03-07 01:01:09 +0000 UTC]

I shall name this balloon Poppit. And she shall be my balloon.

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TigressofIndia [2007-10-12 20:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Something wrong with you? No, I love it! It's awesome! There's way too little fanart for this series...

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raienna [2007-09-03 15:54:29 +0000 UTC]

A-Mazing. SO funny.

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Lizzabeth [2007-01-18 01:28:20 +0000 UTC]

....Argul is hawt. XD
Love the pic. HILARIOUS!! XD

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Puertorriquna [2006-11-13 03:32:21 +0000 UTC]

I like what Venn's saying. He's all like

Venn's Mind: "This'll show her....heh heh...

Agrul is teh SMEXY!!!

....Dengwi doesn't look like she wants Venn to kiss her....Nemian SUX!!

great pic!! I love those books!

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Puertorriquna In reply to Puertorriquna [2006-11-14 04:14:42 +0000 UTC]

Hey, it's not my fault he's a whiner, no to mention a liar....but he's hot too....

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sedge In reply to Puertorriquna [2006-11-13 19:07:13 +0000 UTC]

D'aww, poor Nemian. D:

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Vegtables45 [2006-07-23 21:45:49 +0000 UTC]

I love this series!

but I really love Nemian in this pic. That is so like him!!!
I must read these again.

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Ryokiun [2006-07-22 02:15:19 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE THOSE BOOKS! I'm sorry if I scared you, but... you portraid Nemian PERFECTLY! I loved that scene when Argul slapped him... that was halarios... I know I didn't spell that right... forgive me on my horrible spelling! but that's awesome! sorry... I'll go now...

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Aigidh [2005-12-14 05:03:57 +0000 UTC]

*agrees* I espesially like Nemian being a baby. ^.^

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AdilicStar [2005-12-11 17:13:21 +0000 UTC]

I think my spleen just exploded because I'm laughing so hard. You gottta draw more of these.

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Nao-Nao [2005-10-09 02:05:47 +0000 UTC]

omigod, I just have to comment on this. XD It made me giggle so hard.

I think this is going to make me go fetch the Claudi Journals out of my bookcase and re-read them again. Thank you so much for reminding me of just how good they are.

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