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Published: 2012-07-04 22:32:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 4757; Favourites: 158; Downloads: 14
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I guess spoiling films is the kind of thing the God of Mischief might do.This is totally lame but it's 36Β°C and I'm finding it hilarious.
"Bruce Willis is dead."
"GODDAMMIT LOKI!"
"Christian Bales has a twin brother."
"GODDAMMIT LOKI!"
"They were on Earth all along."
"GODDAMMIT LOKI!"
Feel free to spoil more movies for Thor in the comments. Except "Total Recall". Don't you dare!
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"It was his sled. Β It was his sled from when he was a kid."
"GODDAMMIT LOKI!"
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Warning: this comment contains spoilers.
"Snape is the half blood prince."
"GODDAMNIT LOKI!"
"Sherlock survived the fall."
"GODDAMNIT LOKI!"
"Augustus gets cancer"
"GODDAMNIT LOKI!"Β
Harry potter, Sherlock and the fault in out stars.Β
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"Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father."
"Marty McFly makes it back to the future."
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"The Green Death explodes."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
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"The man in the iron mask is his twin brother who he locked in the dungeon."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
Β
"The knights are arrested before they can get the holy grail from the French."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
Β
"The fiery red demon girl plans on using the zombified teenagers to invade Equestria."
"GODDA- wait, what? That's a dumb*** plan."
Β
"The girl saves the emperor and China from the Huns."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
Β
"The scroll is blank."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
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"Scar is killed by the Hyenas."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
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How to Train Your Dragon, Man in the Iron Mask, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Equestria Girls (it was bad), Mulan (should be obvious), Kung Fu Panda, Lion King (should be even more obvious)
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"I will grow long hair"
"GODDAMMIT LOKI! Wait? WHAT?"
(Thor: The Dark World Trailer)
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"Captain Nicholls will die."
"GODDAMMIT LOKI" (War Horse)
"Freddie will leave her in the end."
"GODDAMMIT LOKI" (Deep Blue Sea)
I found Loki spoiling about Tom Hiddleston's characters fun. Sue me.
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Ohnoes! 
This world will never be the same again.
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I'm sorry. :C
...Loki is not. ^^
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Thank God, I know many people that are kinda murderous when someone spoils them a movie, so I'm usually trying not to do this.
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Aww, do I look like the muduring type-- oh, wait. no. don't answer
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Ok, I had to look the second film up, because my first thought was "Wait, Hiddles was in that crappy shark film?" XD
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It's not really that bad, in my opinion. xP
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Yeah, I guess as far as shark movies go it's no Jaws, but it's no Sharktopus either
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Love your icon - reminds me of "Hercules" (the style of it, that is).
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"Princess Cadance is actually the Changeling queen in disguise."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
"The strangers are really the psychopath's multiple personalities."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
"The movie is actually located in a modern day forest."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
"The missing girl was just a ruse to lure a human sacrifice."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
"The murders were all in his mind."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
"Mi-Do is actually his daughter."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!"
*MLP FiM, Identity, The Village, The Wicker Man, American Psycho, Oldboy
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I wish someone had spoiled Oldboy for me, then I wouldn't have watched it
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You and me both, dude. You and me both.
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The butler did it.
no matter what it is.
the butler did it.
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Snape killed Dumbledore
10POINTSFROMGRYFFINDOR LOKI!
Katniss wins the Hunger Games
GODDAMN- Actually, I kinda saw that coming
The mass murderer was a guy in a suit
SCOOBYDOOBYDOO LOKI!
It's snowing in August
I'AVEITINWRITING LOKI!*
You defeat me
GODDAMN- YAY!
*This one ain't that obvious, it was Nanny McPhee
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haha, brillliant! XD he really would do that, I guess..
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"Katniss ends up with Peeta."
"GODDAMMIT LOKI!"
"The Human Torch and Captain America are the same person."
"GODDAMMIT LO-- WAIT WHAT?"
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well, at least hey won't be making a Fantastic 4/Avengers cross-over
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Actually I'd kind of love to see one xD If they ever meet... it'd be awesome ^^
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" All John Nash's friends are schizophrenic hallucinations."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!" (A Beautiful Mind)
"Norman Bates is the killer. His mom died and he took on her personality. He keeps her mummified body in the basement and dresses as her when he kills."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!" (Psycho)
"Deckard's a replicant."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!" (Blade Runner)
"The chick's actually a dude."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!" (The Crying Game)
"The jigsaw killer is lying disguised as that dead body in the bathroom the whole time."
"GODDAMNIT, LOKI!" (Saw)
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You referenced The Crying Game and Blade Runner Directors Cut.
+100 cool points for you
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Aw, yeah! Well, what do you expect? Loki has all the cool points!
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"Tom Cruise doesn't kill that guy."
"GAWDDAMMIT LOKI!"
"Daniel Craig is also Peter Ward."
"GAWDDAMMIT LOKI!"
"The inception is successful and Leonardo DiCaprio reunites with his children."
"GAWDDAMMIT LOKI!"
"Tom Hanks gets off the island."
"GAWDDAMMIT LOKI!"
"Everybody dies."
"GAWDDAMMIT LOKI!"
"Princess Leia is Luke's sister and Darth Vader is their dad."
"GAWDDAMMIT LOKI!"
"You end up with Jane."
"FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LOKIIII"
(minority report, dream house, inception, cast away, cloverfield (and like half the other good scary movies in existence), star wars, thor lol)
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"Dumbledore will die"
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
"All Pevensie's dies at the end of Narnia"
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
"Frodo and Sam won't be together"
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
"It's all just Alice dream"
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
"Sailor Moon is Princess Serenity"
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
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Frodo and Sam don't express their undying love for each other? 
And are you sure Sailor Moon is Princess Serenity? I mean, yeah, they look identical, but genetics is a funny thing.
XD
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Then why Sam married Rose? They even had children!
And I was sure. But your statement can be true... Now I'm confused
xDD
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That's me when I rewatch a movie with a friend who has not seen itXD
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....loki isnt sitting like a whore. this is obviously not our god of mischief
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"Bruce Willis is REALLY a Super-Hero. Sam Jackson is his big nemesis." (Unbreakable)
"Goddamit Loki!"
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Loki aproves
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(*ahem*) Challenge accepted.
"Rosebud is his sled."
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
"Darth Vader is Luke's father."
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
"The mother and children are actually the ghosts."
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
"Soylent Green is made from people."
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
"Edward Norton is Tyler Durden."
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
"Jason's mother is the killer."
"GODDAMMIT, LOKI!"
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I was gonna do fight club lol. you beat me to it.
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Phew, you didn't spoil Total Recall. That would have just rendered the entire cinematic history of the world useless.
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Immediately adding to favorites! Also, if you'd indulge my stupidity, I know every movie save for the Christian Bale one. Can you please tell me which it is. Again, this is great and as funny as the allfather in a tutu!
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That one is from The Prestige [link]
I recommend it, it's different from the usual mediocrity-fests Hollywood churns out. The spoiler won't ruin it for you IMO
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