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ShinyGriffon — Dragon Age Addiction
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So.. I have an addiction to Dragon Age..Well.. Alistair XD
I can't help but romance him everytime.
He's too cute!!!
And Sweet!
And Lovable!
And just.. perfect <3
Alistair: AHH! Why do these girls keep giving me presents?! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Me: Look! Your mom's necklace! And Duncan's shield! And..
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Yeah! I so sexy, cute, handsome!! everything ♥_♥ simply I love him...
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YESSSSSSSSS <33333333333333333
I want a real life alistair D:
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Me toooo!! 👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I keep wanting to play a bitter city elf and hook up with Zevran, but I think if I do that, I'm going to have to run two campaigns, just so I can romance Alistair in the second one.
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Yea I know wht you mean.
But Ughhhh I cant resist Alistair's charm <3
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Human noble run through part 2 here I come!
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I have three human nobles XDDDDD lol
I have a probelm.. But I admit it!
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And here I thought I was the only one who'd play human noble over again. ;D
All of us Alistair fans have a bit of a problem.
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oh no.. I loooovveeee being his Queen <3
I made a mistake my first time and didnt see the "rule besides" him option and he broke up with me. I Was ssooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad!!
Thankfully i had saved before the Landsmeet. It broke my heart when he broke up with me. ;____________;
So true. So very true
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I spoiled myself a head of time, by looking at youtube clips of Alistair freaking out for various reasons. I freaked the hell out and scoured the internet looking for a way to do this "hardening" thing that everyone was talking about. I thought I had missed it and was almost ready to use my old Redcliffe save.
So he breaks up with you if you don't choose to rule beside him? That bastard!
Seriously, I have like five pages just of Alistair. That I've gotten over the last two weeks. I should probably seek help. But I won't.
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Yea XD Thats what I did.
I didnt kno about hardening til after my first play through. Now iI harden him everytime. And that sounds so wrong lol
Pretty much.. ;___; But if he's hardened and you have high enough coercion you can persuade him to stay with you a his mistress.
We dont need help. Our obsessive love of Alistair is perfectly normal
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Now my Alistair is always hardened. XDD In every possible meaning of the word.
I thought that was only if you were an elf?
You know, if he were a real person, he'd have a million restraining orders out on people like us.
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Lawl mine too ;D
Oh Alistair... He is so good to da ladies.
Its if you aren't a human noble. So a mage, elf, dwarf, ect.
Omg I Know!!
Though.. He'd marry me soo... yea.. XDDD
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And da ladies love him oh so much.
I would have imagined the dwarf conversation to be a little different, I mean, the current king of Ferelden has a dwarf as his mistress? ngl, that's hilarious to me.\
He'd only marry me because I'd make him. XDD
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Oh yes. Except Morrigan... lol
Nah I dont think so. Though if youre a dwarf noble.. i wonder if that changes anything? I havent done the dwarf quest cause they dont look good to me lol.
Yea..So maybe id have him drugged.. But hed eventually loev me so its ok
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Well, Morrigan doesn't really love anybody so she doesn't count.
No, I think you still get screwed. I always thought it was odd that these human weren't at all hesitant to bag a dwarf. Seems odd to me is all.
Maybe he could just have a harem of all the girls who love him, bypass the restraining order? XDD
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lawl that is true.. still cosplaying as her though XD
well.. humans are prettier anyway.
Ohgren is still fucking hilarious though.
yea.. but then all the girls would try and kill one another so then Alistair would only pay attention to them.
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It would make it more entertaining, that would be for sure. It could be like Last Girlfriend Standing, or something.
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oh man.. thatd be intense..
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Well, Alistair IS the ultimate prize.
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oohhhhh yeaa. ;D *nuzzles Alistair*
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*curls up under his arm* XD
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I can see him coming home from a long day and just wanting to snuggle >3<
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Me too. His personality just SCREAMS it.
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itd be so cutteeee
Alistair: Honey.. Im homeee.
Ohi! How was your day? :3
Alistair: *picks up and takes to the couch* I wanna cuddllleeee. ;__; I missed you all day!
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I just heard that in his voice.
It really would be more cute than one person could stand.
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>u< I KNOW!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*splodes*
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*is exploded all over* Eew.
*slides over on the couch and bats eyelashes*
Husband? What husband? I have no husband!
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*unexplodes*
HEY! MY ALISTAIR!!
*grabs alistair and runs*
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You can unexplod?
Well, he does like women with experience. *grins deviously*
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PSSHHH
I'm experienced!!
Andddd He loves youthful ladies. Like me
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I am also youthful. And have not licked TOO many lampposts. XD
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But was it a lamppost in winter?
It only counts if it was in winter XD
Oh Alistair..<3
He shares my love for fine cheeses
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It was. XDDD
How about we share? Every other day?
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hmmm.... Every other month
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ahaha, I was thinking more like every other week. XDD
But I'd be ok with a month. It would be the best month ever!
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I get him first!!!!! >
He is gonna get sweet sweet lovins XD
And fine cheese.
We will sit by the fire sipping sparkling cider and eat fine cheese from all over the world.
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That's exactly how I feel. I can't help but romance with him every single time. No one else comes close. So I shower him with all the gifts I can. Perfect representation of it!
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XD Its so nice to find other Alistair fans <3
HE THE BEESSTTT
I was wooing Zevran and got Zev to love me but then I was like "I miss Alistair!!!" and started wooing him XD
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I agree with your comment about Alistair 
Run Alistair! Run!
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Thanks!!!!
Isn't He Just Adorable?!?
Nuuu Alistair!!!
I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME!! XD
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