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Shy-Light β An Autobot's guide to Warfare
Published: 2008-01-15 03:35:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 49256; Favourites: 1247; Downloads: 222
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And so I present to you a crappy short comic done because if I studied any more for my exams my brain would spill out of my ears. Enjoy.P.S. I want that T-shirt.
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Because Wheeljack F$%^$ed up somehow, and they are about to get blasted to shrapnel by some form of bomb
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Me: Remind me again why we thought using something Wheeljack built was a good idea?Β
Wheeljack: In my defense I thought it would work
Me: Ratchet is going to blow a fuse
Wheeljack: At least we aren't that injuredΒ
Me: True
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BOOM!
Me: Β
Bluestreak: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Β
Bluestreak: *CRASH*
Me: *earthquake*Β Β
Bluestreak: Β
Me: Are you okay?
????: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: Huh? *looks up* Β
*Decepicons and Autobots rain down*
Me: Β
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Luna: -screetches- SCRAP SCRAP SCRAPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -is in mid air falling to the ground-Β NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THIS WHY PRIME TRAPPED ME IN HERE EVEN WHEN A BOMB IS HERE SOME BODY FRAGGING HELP ME!!!! I CANT TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!!!AND MY STUPID MAGIC WONT WORK HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -falls closer to the ground- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Me: Have a nice flight~
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Luna: DARN YOU KNOCKOUT *Shoots at him* WHEN I HIT THE GROUND YOUR PAINT JOB WILL LOOK LIKE SCRAP!
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Knockout: *grins* If you survive.
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Luna: *hits the ground* -gets up- what did you sayΒ I couldn't hear you while I was imaging you scared -grins-
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Knockout: *shrugs* Gotta catch me first. *transform and drives off at 120*
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Luna: sure... -teleports in front of him while he's driving- that's nice to know that I cant transform or use my magic but I can still teleport -stops him- now.. Ready for your new paint job? -grins-
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Knockout transformed and grinned, before a yellow ground-bridge appeared under him, and he disappeared. The ground-bridge disappearing as well.
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Luna: I hate ground bridgesΒ sometimes -yelps- MY LOTCATION IS OPEN TO THE AUTOBOTS IM NOT SOUPUSED TO BE HERE I CANT CLOCE IT *ground bridge opens* NOOOOOO -teleports to the desepticon warship-
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(I'm sry, but what's with the spelling?)
Knockout was elsewhere.
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(I type to fast that's whats with it)
Luna: MEGATRON!!!!
Megatron: WHAT!!!!
Luna: I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
Megatron: WHY DOES AN AUTOBOT NEED MY HELP!!!!!
Luna: BECAUSE I NEED TO SCRAP KNOCKOUT'S PAINTJOBΒ AND I NEED HIS LOCATION!!!!!
Megatron: hmmm.... he needs to be punished for letting smokescreen get away... Fine... SOUNDWAVE FIND KNOCKOUT'S LOCATION!
Luna: -smirks-
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(Oh)
Soundwave searched, and soon responded in several recordings, "Knockout is....unreachable....by you....He has....a friend...."
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Luna: WHAT?!?!?!!?!
Megatron: KEEP ON TRYING!!!!!
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"He is....reachable....But it'd be.....suicide.."
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Luna: How?!!!??!!
Megatron: I DONT CARE SEND US THERE NOW!
Luna: it would be nice to know where were going...
Megatron: FINE!
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Soundwave sighed silently and opened a ground-bridge,
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Luna: -growls- Your just like prime...
Megatron: I HEARD YOU!!!
Luna: LOOK AT ME AND SAY THAT I DONT CARE! I DARE YOU
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Soundwave rolled his optics in annoyance.
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Luna: JUST GO THROUGH THE DANG GROUND BRIDGE!!!!!!!
Megatron: YOU FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: FINE scardy cat! -runs through-
Megatron: LUNAAAAAAAAA -follows through-
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Soundwave: *thinking* Scaredy cat isn't a strong insult...*
On the other side of the bridge...
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Luna: WHYYYY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT SOUNDWAVE COULD INCREASE THE RANGE TO CYBRETRON!!
Megatron: I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: WELL GREAT WERE STRANED IM ABOUT TO GET KILLED BY PRIME AND DONT THINK FOR ONE MOMENT YOU WONT!
Megatron: THIS IS WHY HE SENT US HERE!!!!
Luna: ? -looks at a freshly built place- or he ment to lead us to there -points-
Megatron: or so-
Luna: NO IM NOT GOING FIRST THIS TIME IM NOT YOUR PET EVEN THOUGH I CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT!!!
Megatron: very well..... -walks in-
Luna: NONONONONONOOOO IF KNOCKOUTS HERE YOUR LOOKING FOR HIM YOURSELF THIS IS A STUPID PLACE THAT I'VE BEEN FORCED TO KILL INOCENTS IN!!!
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Knockout was on the top floor.
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Megatron: you got yourself in this you not leaving until you finish this
Luna: Fine but we'll be lucky is Dusk isn't here
Dusk: -speaks to self- if I AM here -chuckles- *hiding in shadows*
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Elsewhere...
Knockout: Are you sure this is safe? I feel like were being watched.
Thunderbolt: We're fine KO. And even if someone does find us, I can fight them off easy enough.
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Luna: up those darn stairs I guess
Megatron: you know the place better than I do its better if you lead
Luna: -sighs- yeah yeah fine...
Moonlight: LUNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: SCRAP!!!! RUN FOR IT -runs up the stairs-
Megatron: -follows not caring-
Dusk: Scrap she knew it was me ?
Luna: -poors water onto Dusk- NOT GETTING ME THAT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dusk: !!! AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD OF LET YOU DIE BY THAT CONTROL PANNEL WAIT
Luna: SCRAP LETS GET KO AND GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
Megatron:Β I'm following you!
Luna: FINE FOLLOW ME!!!!!!!! -runs-
Megatron: LUNA!!!!Β Β -runs after her-
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Thunderbolt: *hears them* Most pathetic search party ever...
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Luna:Β -ear flicks and walks in the room- Found ya. and thanks its hard working with a desepticon
Megatron: Its hard working with an autobot
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Thunderbolt: *grins* Oh? Lord Megatron. How nice to see you~ I hope you're not here for my boyfriend. Because I would hate to have to kill both of you. Though, I won't mind killing the Autobot.
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Luna: -hisses- I wouldn't mind killing you both eitherΒ nice to meet you
Megatron: All of us are going back to the war ship none of us but Luna are allowed to be here
Dusk: Don't go I would love to Have a welcome to me and Luna's place
Luna: -turns around- I'll make sure you go to the all spark this time I'm not killing again!
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Thunderbolt: *fake yawns* This is boring.
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Luna: Shut up lets just get out of here so I can kill all three of you.. -teleports out-
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Thunderbolt: Not gonna happen. *snaps and a ground-bridge transports her and Knockout somewhere else*
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Megatron: Well are you ready to kill Luna
Luna: -waits outside-
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Thunderbolt and Knockout appear on Earth though.
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Luna: hmm? -sees space bridge-
Megatron: -shoves Luna in and walks in-
Luna: -yelps-
Megatron: FIND KNOCKOUT AND THUNDERBOLT NOW!!!! -yells at Soundwave-
Luna: yeahhh I'm going back to base
Megatron: -Grabs Luna - your going no where until those two return back to the warship
Luna: -squeals- NOOOOOOO I WANT MY FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Soundwave: *facepalms*
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Luna: SOUNDWAVE-- AGGGGRRRRHHHHHH LET ME GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megatron: SOUNDWAVE FIND THEM QUICKLY BEFORE I DESTROY THIS KITTEN BEFORE SHE CAN HELP US
Luna: KITTEN?! WOOOOOOAAAHHHHH PRIMUS NO I KILLED MILLIONS AND I CAN ADD YOU TO THAT LIST ALSO THIS "KITTEN" YOU CALL IS A MURDERER!
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Soundwave dropped Luna, and opened a ground-bridge: Statement: You are both annoying when together. Observation: Soundwave is getting a processor ache. Solution: Join Thunderbolt. Goodbye.
He walked through the ground-bridge, and he closed behind him.
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Luna: BYE BYE MEGATRONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Megatron glared at her.
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Luna: -teleports back to the ground-
Megatron: LUNNAAAAAAA GROUND BRIDGE ME DOWN THERE SOME ONE!!!
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There was a brief feel of being watched, when suddenly, Megatron was down there.
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