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livkusuba [2022-08-12 22:10:53 +0000 UTC]
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Jerrgirl003 [2015-08-20 17:29:33 +0000 UTC]
i failed to bleach my eyes T_T
ok better get back on the co....MY EYES BURN
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Jerrgirl003 In reply to carnivalplague [2017-12-24 03:55:44 +0000 UTC]
YOU REPLIED TO AND OLD COMMENT I WAS JOKING ALSO -_-
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zzcookkex [2015-06-28 23:00:41 +0000 UTC]
oh. dats nice.
-walks backwords like in those movies and trips over a muffin then dies-
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SilverAshes109 In reply to zzcookkex [2015-07-02 21:05:03 +0000 UTC]
Oh no! D: She's DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *three hours and 13 minutes later* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! ;~;
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ViolentKitty5000 [2015-06-20 04:20:05 +0000 UTC]
Alright...
When it comes to FLIPPY being pregnant.
These are the steps you follow:
1. Grab your Β (Computer)
2. Open your Β (Window)
3. While you have your computer throw your computer out the open window. Β Β Β
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namiichu In reply to ViolentKitty5000 [2016-04-30 19:45:46 +0000 UTC]
Am I a weird person for laughing like crazy at this comment?
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zzcookkex In reply to ViolentKitty5000 [2015-06-28 22:59:12 +0000 UTC]
nu
its to precious
hm.. how about rippin your eyes at and wait for the garbage
truck.
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ViolentKitty5000 In reply to zzcookkex [2015-07-13 03:26:52 +0000 UTC]
Hmm.. That would hurt, but on the other hand.Β Geico... Β Β *Rips eyes out*
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Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-18 04:19:45 +0000 UTC]
Aw how sentamentle
Lifty and Shifty: Too bad it has to end.
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-18 04:25:57 +0000 UTC]
Splendid and Flippy: *turn around to see them* You two!!
Splendid: What are you doing here?!
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Trueloxlover28 In reply to SilverAshes109 [2015-02-18 16:31:53 +0000 UTC]
They spray you with sleeping gas.
Shifty: Sshh, you're gonna be in a better place~
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-19 00:36:12 +0000 UTC]
Splendid: Flippy... You ok?
Flippy: I think so... Are we tied up...?
Splendid: I think so....
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Trueloxlover28 In reply to SilverAshes109 [2015-02-19 00:46:00 +0000 UTC]
Flippy notices a gash about 1 inch away from his stomach.
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-19 01:24:40 +0000 UTC]
Flippy: *gasps* Splendid! I think they cut me!
Splendid: What?! Where?!
Flippy: By my stomach!
Splendid: *sees it* Those assholes... Wait till I get my hands on them.
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Trueloxlover28 In reply to SilverAshes109 [2015-02-19 13:25:12 +0000 UTC]
Shifty: We did but...
Lifty: That wouldn't be a warning slice, now would it?
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Trueloxlover28 In reply to SilverAshes109 [2015-02-20 06:59:42 +0000 UTC]
Shifty: Nothing much.
Lifty: *growls and tries to lunge at you, only to be held back by Shifty*
Shifty: Easy, boy. Not just yet...now, this can go 1 of 2 ways. Way 1, you admit defeat and don't mess with us again. Way 2, I let him *points to a growling Lifty* attack him *points to Flippy*. Your choice.
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-20 08:44:28 +0000 UTC]
Splendid: ....*looks at Flippy*
Flippy: *looks back*....
Splendid: ...A-Alright, fine. We'll leave you alone.
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Trueloxlover28 In reply to SilverAshes109 [2015-02-20 12:20:58 +0000 UTC]
Lifty: *still glares at you and slightly growls*
Shifty: *grins* Good. *snaps* Lifty, untie 'em.
Lifty: *growls but does as told, mouths to Flippy* I am going to kill you!
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-20 23:50:38 +0000 UTC]
Flippy: *stays silent but glares at him*
Splendid: *grabs Flippy* Thanks for that little joyride. It was a pleasure doing business with you, now if you'll excuse us *Starts leaving with Flippy* we're going to go home, and as promised, we'll leave you alone. Ok?
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-21 04:13:20 +0000 UTC]
Splendid: *does the same thing. Then he grabs Flippy and takes him home*
*At their house, Splendid puts a bandage on Flippy's gash*
Flippy: Splendid, I'm worried.
Splendid: Don't be. They gave us their word.
Flippy: But what if they're lying?! What if they come back before-
Splendid: Everything will be fine, I promise I won't let them touch you again.
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Trueloxlover28 In reply to SilverAshes109 [2015-02-21 04:34:58 +0000 UTC]
2 hours later
Lifty: *crashes through your window* *coughs up blood* S'up?
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-21 04:50:51 +0000 UTC]
Splendid: What the hell are you doing here?! *guards Flippy*
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Trueloxlover28 In reply to SilverAshes109 [2015-02-21 05:18:53 +0000 UTC]
Lifty: Not...here...to...hurt....*passes out with blood pouring out of his mouth*
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-21 18:48:32 +0000 UTC]
Splendid and Flippy: Lifty! *they rush over to him*
Flippy: Go get my med kit!
Splendid: *nods and does so*
Flippy: Ugh.. the blood...
*Splendid comes back, they bandage and clean up Lifty, then lie him on the couch*
Flippy: *lies on the other couch and tries to compose himself*
Splendid: You alright?
Flippy: I'll be fine... Is he ok?
Splendid: *looks* Yeah. He's still breathing.
Flippy: Ok...
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-21 21:20:11 +0000 UTC]
Flippy: What happened? What are you doing here? How'd you end up like this?
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Trueloxlover28 In reply to SilverAshes109 [2015-02-21 21:27:47 +0000 UTC]
Lifty: 1. Shifty's pissed at me. 2. I got kicked through the freaking wall! 3. Just go back to 1.
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SilverAshes109 In reply to Trueloxlover28 [2015-02-22 01:02:50 +0000 UTC]
Splendid: Wow... That sounds insane~ But... Why'd you come here?
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