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rosefirst [2016-12-27 20:08:03 +0000 UTC]
*puts another puppy on Gasters' head*
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2016-12-29 23:09:29 +0000 UTC]
: ohh...
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2016-12-29 23:16:45 +0000 UTC]
^^ Do you not get the formula yet Gaster?
*holds up another puppy with large begging for pettingΒ eyes*
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2016-12-29 23:45:56 +0000 UTC]
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: o-ohh, more of them....
: no.... I don't have the formula, it has only been a few minutes.... *he gently pets the dogs*
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2016-12-30 01:59:11 +0000 UTC]
^^ Think about it this way Gaster, how many times have you seen something covered in fur with big eyes, big ears and a little nose. That you end up thinking you want to give it a hug or think it is in someway cute?
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2016-12-30 04:20:08 +0000 UTC]
Β Β Β Β : *He is now holding the dogs rather than writing things down*
: Actually, I already created my hypothesis
: I think these animals are playing on our parenting instincts, using their soft features to lure us in
: Perhaps its a trap.... who knows what they are plotting.... they may have devilish morals underneath of their innocent demeanor....
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2016-12-30 14:22:45 +0000 UTC]
Or perhaps they just want some love and cuddles? XD then again, I'm not the one who is a skeleton *puts another pup on Gasters' head*
I think you are onto something with the parenting instincts though
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2016-12-30 19:38:44 +0000 UTC]
*He now has 3 dogs on him*
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: Perhaps...
: Although I feel like its more likely something else....
: In fact I think I have it figured out!
: They lure us in with their child-like charms and innocent attitude.... and then when you're least expecting it-
: BANG!
: They've got you caught in tooth and claw... and they eat for another night....
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2016-12-30 21:32:02 +0000 UTC]
*holds a 4th pup* hhhmmmmm... I feel like there is a flaw I'm your logic Gaster.
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2016-12-30 22:30:31 +0000 UTC]
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: perhaps you shouldn't be surrounding me with these potentially dangerous creatures....
: Plus, what flaw is there? They have sharp teeth and claws suitable for ripping the flesh right off your bones!
: Or ripping your bones off of your bones in my case...
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2016-12-30 23:24:46 +0000 UTC]
*chuckles* technically yes, they have sharp teeth and... eehhh, Cat claws are sharper, but sure we can all the sharp. But *shifts puppy to one arm and shows puppies' teeth* See how small their teeth are? *puppy starts teething my finger and I don't really appear to care* Even if they did want to eat us. It would take an army of them to cause sufficient damage to someone for them to die.Β See? *pulls finger out of puppies mouth, showing not even a drop of blood or any punctures from the puppy teeth* They just don't cause a lot of damage.
You did forget one other fact Gaster.
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2016-12-31 04:10:06 +0000 UTC]
: hmm.....
: It is true that their anatomy does not look suitable for devouring large prey....
: But they do change, do they not? What do they turn into, wolves? lions? dragons?
: Pfff, what fact did I forget?
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2016-12-31 13:41:36 +0000 UTC]
Well, they do change a little bit, remember how you mentioned their child-like innocence? As well as just now when you said they changed? Well, puppies are pretty much just babies and children. They will get larger, well some do at least. For now though, their job is to be cute and make us want to care for them.... Though I have heard of people training them, to do what they what...
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2017-01-01 23:13:14 +0000 UTC]
: Hmmm.....
: I guess you're right, that does make more sense....
*He closes his notebooks where he was writing down theories and notes*
: Training eh?
: So you mean...
: I could train my own army?
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2017-01-01 23:34:16 +0000 UTC]
hhmmm..... I'm not sure if Army would be the right word, but I suppose so?
What would you do with an... army of puppies?
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2017-01-02 20:09:08 +0000 UTC]
: Well isn't it obvious?
: Raise them into dragons! or.... whatever they grow into....
: And then I'll have an army that shan't be tussled with
: It'd be the most dangerous army in the underground...
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2017-01-02 22:41:39 +0000 UTC]
... Gaster, you realize some puppies don't get much bigger right? Also, I don't know of a dog that grows into a dragon... I do admit though, if you get RIGHT type of puppies, the army WOULD be pretty scary.
Question though, how would you take care of that many puppies? And where would you even get them?
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2017-01-05 02:43:43 +0000 UTC]
: Oh
: We can get the big ones then!
*he pets the puppies in your arms and checks their teeth*
: Well...
: I can keep them in the maintenance room in the lab, its empty, and then I can throw in... whatever.... they need to sustain themselves...
: And then Ill just get them from wherever you keep getting them! *he motions to the lil fuzzballs in your arms*
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2017-01-05 15:04:23 +0000 UTC]
*chuckles as a couple of the puppies try to chew on Gasters finger* Huh, how big is the maintenenace room? Also do you have NOTHING in there? Puppies have a tendency to ruin wires and cords by chewing on them and peeing on them. Chances are you will also need to take them out of the maintenance room for walks, its' easier to train them when they are riled up and full of energy. Also puppies need bathroom breaks or they will make a mess of everything. Lastly *puts a puppy on Gasters' head*
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2017-01-10 04:48:21 +0000 UTC]
: ohh.....
: That sounds like more work than I was anticipating...
: Perhaps I can get genetically modified puppies
: One lacking bathroom, exercise and nutritional needs....
: Then it'd be far easier to manage! No need to manage them while they grow!
: Perhaps there are even monster puppies....
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2017-01-10 13:21:07 +0000 UTC]
Pffftt, perhaps... but it sounds like you may have your work cut out for you Gaster. I wish you the best of luck, also of you aren't going to pay any attention to them, when they are growing. How are you going to train them?
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SirStudMuffin In reply to rosefirst [2017-01-21 19:07:49 +0000 UTC]
: Ahh... I'll cross that bridge when I get to it
: For this is just the planning stage! I haven't even thought it all out yet!
: *he grabs a notebook to go jot down notes, he looks inspired*
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2017-01-30 15:45:08 +0000 UTC]
Huh, why do I think that I just started something bad?
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rosefirst In reply to SirStudMuffin [2017-02-02 05:05:51 +0000 UTC]
... Welp, I guess all I can do now is wish you luck Gaster and be careful not to blow up the core
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Miaparart [2016-12-23 19:58:08 +0000 UTC]
GASTER, not everything can be explained.
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SirStudMuffin In reply to Miaparart [2016-12-23 22:31:36 +0000 UTC]
: You can find a way to explain anything as long as you look at it scientifically!
: This just happens to be a little tougher than I hypothesized...
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Miaparart In reply to SirStudMuffin [2016-12-23 22:33:59 +0000 UTC]
Oh suck it up science Guy. Just let go of the hypothesis and accept that it's just plain cute!
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SirStudMuffin In reply to Miaparart [2016-12-24 01:01:26 +0000 UTC]
: Oh it sure is cute alright!
: Its just my job to find out what makes it that way, there must be some sort of emotional influence from it to arouse such a reaction... *he babbles on scientifically*
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Miaparart In reply to SirStudMuffin [2016-12-24 03:34:19 +0000 UTC]
What am I going to do with you.π
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SirStudMuffin In reply to Miaparart [2016-12-25 06:31:25 +0000 UTC]
: *hes off writing notes without a care in the world*
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MapleTale [2016-12-23 13:48:18 +0000 UTC]
I guess we will never find out why they're so cute.
also this is adorable! XD
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SirStudMuffin In reply to MapleTale [2016-12-23 22:30:14 +0000 UTC]
: I guess we'll never know....
thanks!
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Rensaven [2016-12-23 06:49:22 +0000 UTC]
omg! adorableΒ Β
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