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Skeleton-Girl — Sometimes it's hard to swallow
Published: 2006-09-03 19:55:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 79; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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I lick my lips and taste only bloodDamnit
I bit through my lip again
Drink some water
The big yellow pill is first
Fish oil or something like that
Dietary Supplement
I think maybe my nuitritionist is the devil
I don’t believe in a devil
But if I did…
She would definitely be it
Big tan pill next
Size order is best, for whatever reason
And you have to swallow them all fast
One after the other
This one is vitamin C
My immune system hates me
I wish I could eat oranges instead
Although that would probably hurt my bleeding lip
Time for the medium tan pill
Multivitamin
Whatever happened to my Flintstone chewables?
If I have to “fix” myself why can’t I have the option of Fred or Barney?
Medium white pill is next
I know this one, it’s iron
To skinny they said…no circulation they said…fuck you I said
Whatever, I don’t mind the cold really.
Now it’s the small oval shaped brown pill
Supposedly this one’s for my hair
I don’t see the purpose
But then again I’m not a demonic nuitritionist
The small oval shaped white one is next
I think this one is supposed to speed up my blood pressure or something
I was wrong anyways. I thought it was 115 over 90
Nope, 90 over 60
Maybe that’s why I’m always cold
Oh well, it makes giving blood fun cause I get all dizzy
This brings me to the last pill…
It’s the smallest, turquoise and white
Fixes vertigo problems…take as needed
Translation: when Jessy is stupid and gets busy and forgets to eat (which makes her dizzy). She should take this pill.
I drink some more water
My lip is still bleeding
It’s slowing down though
I light up a cigarette and pour some more coffee
Aren’t morning rituals the niftiest?
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Comments: 2
...yes. I feel this piece. I take a lot of pills and I feel the mediocrity. Very well written.
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