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Published: 2010-03-22 21:47:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 1187; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 17
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I was talking to Merriam on Yahoo last night around midnight, and I heard a weird hooting noise. I turned and looked out the window and there was freaking owl out there. Scared the crap out of me.And then of course Merriam and I went on about crazy space owls cussing at people and pecking out their eyes. We're a couple of weirdos.
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DON'T LOOK OUT THE WINDOW
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*owls crash through window*
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SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ohmygodiwouldlovethat owls are my faaaavorite
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Yeah, you'll be thinking "FTW" right up until he PECKS YOUR GODDAMN EYEBALLS OUT.
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Jokes on you! I got beak repellent eyedrops! Nothing can peck my eyes out!!!!!
*Owl flies up and attacks*
FUCK! I WANNA REFUND!!!!!!!
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It's ok, we'll get you an eyepatch. You can be a pirate and everything.
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YAY! *Puts it on* Arrrrgh!
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DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HOOOOO
AND STUFF
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THE RUM'S ALL GONE!
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GODDAMMIT
IT'S ALWAYS GONE
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FUUUUUCK!
*starts shooting random shit*
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FUCK YOU IM A WINDOW
GET YOUR FEATHERY TESTICLES OUT OF MY FACE
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THOSE ARE MY SHOES.
GIVE THEM BACK.
YOU ARE AN OWL.
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TOO BAD MY SCANNER SUCKS BALLS.
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Spock: DID SOMEONE SAY BALLS?!
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Chekov: Yeah! I've got these yellow ones...
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Sulu: At least they aren't my nuts in a jar.
Chekov: More like peanuts in a jar.
Sulu: Hey! That-that was low. They're at least walnut sized...
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yes you are weird buh thats a good thing 
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yer ! There so fookin scary
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