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Published: 2012-03-19 21:27:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 3413; Favourites: 78; Downloads: 0
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A more detailed nutritional guide for Zombies.(I know the animals aren't to scale)
Line 1: Goldfish, Sparrow, Squirrel, Hedgehog, Rat
Line 2: Great White Shark, Porcupine, Rabbit, Cat, Beagle
Line 3: Lion, Sheep, Pig, Tiger, Jaguar
Line 4: Hippo, Gorilla, Leopard Seal, Polar Bear, Giraffe
Line 5: Sperm Whale, Elephant, Orca, Human, Fin Whale
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Orca Fin Whale Sperm Whale Leopard Seal Gorilla Tiger
Beagle Rabbit Jaguar Porcupine Goldfish Sparrow
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Good luck taking on a full grown elephant as a zombie. In a hord you might stand a chance, but one on one you'll be nothing more then a smear on the ground.
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Zombies have no thought of self preservation, only the insatiable desire for brains, maybe if the zombie tip-toes really quietly he can surprise the elephant.
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Or he'll end up a permanent hood ornament on the elephant's tusk.
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and get a front row seat for minimal energy expended. outsourcing for zombies, a novel idea.
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I did not understand the drawing, it is the animals that can become zombies.
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No, it is a guide for Zombies as to which animals have the largest brains for consumption. Clearer now?
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Thank you, even Zombies need help.
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haha 
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wonder if they'll make refrence to this in the upcoming zombie movie Warm Bodies? I mean the main girl character should probubly memorize this chart well
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Sort of a 'Must Read' for pre-zombie apocalypse scenarios.
I Would LOVE to see this in a movie, or just fleetingly mentioned, i would explode (cunningly leaving nothing for the zombies)
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who knows, since it's still in production, its not too late. now, if only there was a way to grab the director's attention to this ...
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I could only hope that you are hinting that you know Mr. Levine, *sigh*
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ha ha, no, but its 2012 and anybody who's everybody's on the net. I'm sure he'll stumble his way across dA to this chart
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I can hope.
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Thank you, glad you enjoyed it.
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Good Good i will keep it in mind that humans are still on the top of things to hunt down and eat there brains after the zombie apocalypse.
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More accessible than Orcas, easier to feed on than hippos, we are zombie convenience food, just add MSG and some crinkly plastic packaging.
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Basically zombie guys, if you're looking for a good meal human brains are the only things worth eating :I Unless you can remember how to swim and think you can take on a whale.
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Though Hippo might serve a decent meal, and not being able to die from wounds inflicted by a hippo could make it a worthwhile endeavour.
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wouldn't fully bet on it. Hippos are nasty motherf****ers. One bash would cause enough trauma to destroy a brain in the zombie. Not to mention the tough hide, surprisingly agile movement; and aquatic habits would make it much harder than it looks.
hilarious chart though
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True, but never underestimate the determination of a hungry zombie, even severely maimed and dissected zombies may still pursue brains.
Thanks.
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