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Published: 2008-05-11 04:47:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 2416; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 18
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I sometimes get a little tired of people telling me that the only hope for someone who believes in a life after this one condemns them to hell on principle. There are plenty of messages of hope in shapes ranging from crosses to stars and sizes all the way from Ghandi to Buddha. Those are fabulous, and I have no beef with them.People like sex. If your god doesn't like that, he's gonna be awfully lonely for a real long time.
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I totally understand, its like 'god hates gays.' firstly, how would you know? and secoudly If he did, he wouldnt've made them
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Glad you think so; God was real annoyed with me for it, though.
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that is preety bad. -thinks- Just give the pope some chocolate and you're good
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Will do *grabs a bag of snickers*
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give me the snickers he likes m&ms
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I was told that once. I mean, besides the cookie part, but yea. That's why I don't go to church. The people scare me with the "Your going to Hell!" thing...
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I figure if I'm going to hell, then I'll probably get along with the folks that are already there.
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Jesus not dead, cuz he is my daughter!!!!!! [link]
Muahahahah I'll rot in hell as well
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don't forget the drinks then...
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I have a bunker stocked there.
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The password is roflcopters.
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I'm going to tie both of your legs to separate oil rigs that have docked to each other, and then tell both captains that the other rig is going to explode soon.
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Wait... Wasn't religion created by humans... And since Humans are the only animal capable of lying (and is the only animal that has religion) Wouldn't it makes since that religions are false?
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Not necessarily. Religion could just as easily be humanity's interpretation of a phenomenon that actually exists, and whether that interpretation is accurate or not is something I dare not judge.
I just like to complain about the fact that it gets shoved in my face.
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ah, he's not too bad, but his buddy the pope there... not so family-friendly.
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hmmm thats what i am told all the time...jesus is not very nice
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Oh, he's not too bad, and if he starts getting preachy in public I give him a good swipe to the back of the head and he shuts right up.
His buddy the pope though... I don't know about that hat of his.
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just keep jesus on a leash and all will be fine...he may even like it to...lol
hmm...yeah i know what you mean...and the staff-thingy he has is a little suspicious too
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I know! Like, what's that about?
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you never know what he may like to do with that while he is having 'happy time' lmao
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I plan on being the Pope's best friend some day, just so I can tell people what kind of drunk he is.
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Great message! I completely agree with your views.
I find it abhorrent that no matter how pure and good a person you are, you will go to Hell simply for not following a certain religion. Even a child-molesting priest will apparently get there simply by virtue (lolpun) of his faith.
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I plan to draw lots of these religiously subversive comics, then compile them into a book to use as the sacred text for a cult which will slowly grow into the dominant religion on the planet.
And we will sanction cookies. Yum.
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Very nice statement here darling. 
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I never claim to know anything about what I'm doing. Then, when it seems like I do, it's a bit of a bonus.
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I'll consider it when I open my world-class line of clothing and apparel. *wink*
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This is why I don't listen to what Jesus tells me. I like what I tell me better.
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W.W.M.D.
World Wide Medical Doctor?
Wild and Wacky Metal Detector?
Ah... What Would Matthew Do!
It's questions like these that keep philosophers and psychologists up at night.
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And here's one I thought of at work tonight...
If a bad plan went wrong, then would something good happen?
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*symbol roll*
Ain't he a gas, folks?
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