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Published: 2009-05-15 12:20:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 760; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 0
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Yeah I am the Mothman...Many people have not heard of me. Most people heard of Bigfoot, Garden Gnomes, Chupacabra...But not me...Oh yeah who the fuck is Mothman? And people that dont belive in me usually take me for a SNOW OWL...I mean serious I am an 8'9 fucking Moth with glowing red eyes....Ok even if I could be a snow owl, I could recall the last 2 being killed in Dumb and Dumber...SO HAHAHAHAHA....And most people think I am a douche be cause I could predict and somthing about a bridge falling...Oh shitty construction makes me a dick?
And why is it I have to be in a movie with RICHARD GERE...
Or how ever you spell his stupid name...His name still translates to DICK Sprocket to me....And he did a Nude scene were he showed his little cogs for the world to see!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....
you dont see me displaying my MothBalls all over...Sigh..
Well besides all this shit Life is looking up...I am in a new union and I am screwing the Tooth Fairy...
So I guess if you read this far I owe you....Since I know the future feel free to ask me your fortune...But be warned, it might be a fate worse than being in a Richard Gere Movie OWWWWWWW .....Fucking Snow Owl COME ON!!!
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Oh finally an appearance by Mr mothman !
What disasters do you bring ! *hides*
Please don't eat me.
Great work paul, this was quick too!
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thank you, yeah I was talking about it last night than boom, when i got up like
in 20 minutes I just got it out...
Mothman says: I am glad to make my appearance finally...And I am getting such a warm welcome from all of you.
hmmm if you want to know a disaster...Watch an Officer and a Gentleman with RICHARD GERE...Truley apocalyptic.
And I do not eat people...They tend to give me intergestion and Gas...
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Oh good.
*unhides*
*pats wings*
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I know who Mothman is. I watched a documanary about him. Very interesting :3
You portaded him well.
xD
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Thank you, I tried a more human look to this one instead of the usual "bug man".
Mothman says: I am delighted you know of me...And instead of finding out that
info in a RICHARD GERE movie you decided to watch the documentary...And yes I
do think I am interesting, not trying to be arrogant but I mean abominable Snow men?
Jersy devils? I am so much cooler and underated...But atleast a couple of you good people
know of me...The mothman likes you
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I loves it :3
-hugs that Mothman- I wuvles you Mothman! Lets be BBFs!
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Mothman says: 
it didnt even wrinkle my wings. I wuvles you to
And were are now Best Friends For Life
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-purrs- Im glad 8D I would hate myself if I wrinkled your wings 8D
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hahahahahahah, No wrinkled wings will make the day alot smoother
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Mothman says: 
You know...your making me reconsider my relations with the tooth fairy
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Mothman says: Ohhh future mrs.Mothman
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Mothman says: hahahahahahaha
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Mothman says: Thank you my doll...And you have a sweet soul and beautifull
emerald eyes...I think I am going to have to hang out with Paul more
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Hi Mothman. I live near you.
I was wondering, if possibly you had some sort of direct connection with a higher being such as Krishna, or possibly Jah himself.
Since you're friends with Paul, I was thinking maybe I could communicate with of them THROUGH you, sort of like a seance type deal. I know this is really asking for a lot, but I'm thinking that I might as well give it a shot.
Tell them, that this is in regards to an exorcism of sorts. I'm hoping that maybe we can get the Tooth Fairy involved as well, since it'll make for a good photo Op.
Thanks for your time,
Britany.
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Mothman says: Hello Britany...My name is Floyd...Most people dont figure a huge
Moth would have a name...Listen to me, talking about me, how rude.
Anyway Britany I had diner with Krishna last week, and my sisters husband happens
to be Jah. We are all close knit and good friends to this day.
And If your request is to meet us all than i can arrange that for you.
And I would be delighted to bring the ToothFairy, she is quite photogenic
So whenever you want to meet the gang just let my good friend Paul know.
And I will also throw in a freebie, I was told someone was rude to you...Consider him
taken care of my sweet. And might the mothman add, You have intoxicating eyes...
Best wishes to you...Floyd!!!
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kthanks...let's do that....baii
I LOVE...you
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Mothman says: Your welcome dear...And it's a date than
I LOVE YOU TO
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Oh and my dad went to high school with Richard Gere. My dad thinks he is douche.
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Mothman says: Nice to finally meet you...
And your father sounds like a wise man...give him my condolece and a hug for having to
put up with that used tampon for his highschool years.
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Oh Paulie is ever so sweet to have said wonderful things about me. He is pretty damn wonderful himself.
Used tampon, ewwww.
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Mothman says: Yes paulie is a little sweetheart...just dont tell
him I said that
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Yes Paulie is a sweetheart. He is as sweet as candy and has yummy as New York Pizza.
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hahahahahah mmmmm Pizza...Damn its midnight I cant
get that now lol
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lol sorry. I can get it now but it still will never be as good as yours. Florida pizza is okay.
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yeah, everywhere I go the talk of my local pizza amuses me.
Until I try theres and than I understand why they say that...
HUNGRRRRY again hahahahahha
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Mmm me too. I am having steak and white rice. I love me some white rice.mmmmmmmmmm
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Damn temptress you are hahahahahah
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Yes I know but it was so good. We had pizza last night. It was meh. We need to go shopping and when I do I will cook and take a picture for you.
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Ahhhh I will get to see the master in her Laboratory
I look foward to looking at that pic
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I will make something yummy this coming up week after I do my major shopping. Have any requests?
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Hmmmm...How about some veal and peppers? Or uhmm Tacos
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Tacos and burritos mmmmmmmmmmm. I am hungry.
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Oh man I woke up this morning with such an urge for tacos...You dont know hahahahaha
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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lol Mmmmm yes tacos.
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The movie freaked me out when I first saw it because he is so hidden but I like him. Your portrait of him is sexy.
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Thank you
mothman says: I am sorry the movie freaked you out...But I assure you it is Richard Gere who was the creepiest in that movie.
He must be the culprit I am sure of it
And thank you for finding me sexy....I am flattered.
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Your welcome and yes mr. mothman you are sexy.
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Mothman says: 
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Mothman says: Thank you for liking my creepy eyes
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