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meiyeezhu [2014-02-12 02:15:30 +0000 UTC]
A shanty for our SoulGazer Pirate "Derpy Ram" (Parody on Derby Ram)
As I was going to Derpy's, 'twas on a muffin's day,
I met the finest ram, ma'ams, that ever was fed upon hay.
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
Tis ram and I had drank, ma'am, with much cider as we please
And when we sobered up, ma'am, we were far away out on the seas.
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
This wonderful ol' ram, sir, was playful as a kid
He swallowed Twilight's telescope along with Angel's crib.
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
Tonight was wet and rough, sir, the wind was blowing free
He borrowed me outfit of danger missions and I happily (squee!)
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
He climbed me top o' the cottage, ma'am, to catch a parasprite
But when he got halfway up there, he peed on my head out o' fright
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
One morning on the sloop, sir, when eight 'o clock had struck
He climbed up to the ha-l-yard an' and got socked by a duck
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
This wonderful ol' ram, ma'am, he tried a silly trick
He tried to fling ol' Dashie, but peggy's face got violently kicked
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
This wonderful ol' ram, sir, it grew two horns of brass
One grew out from his cute forehead and other poked at my ass* (*as in donkey, not her plot!)
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
An' when I saw the dead ram, ma'am, there was the butcher of blood
I gave him my soulgazer stare and he helplessly yelped "Oh, crud!"
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
An' when I saw the dead ram, ma'am, I looked at his rib bones
I grabbed and stab that butcher's eye and now he's in Davy Jones
Tis' a lie, tis' a lie
Tis' a lie, lie, lie!
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LittleParade [2013-01-19 19:05:03 +0000 UTC]
yar har fiddle di dee being a pirates alright to be! Do what you want cause a pirate is free, You ARE a PIRATE!!!
btw well done
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Pulsos [2012-08-29 03:27:56 +0000 UTC]
OK...
that was impressive!
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Corgidan [2012-06-24 21:42:27 +0000 UTC]
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M99moron [2012-01-20 20:24:50 +0000 UTC]
That is simply great! And finally some self-confident Fluttershy!
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Mike-Michaelides [2012-01-18 06:02:56 +0000 UTC]
What have you...? This... This is bucking amazing! Fluttershy is best Pirate. Get out 'the way, Pip!
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Mineko [2012-01-18 00:56:20 +0000 UTC]
*Takes a deep breath*... Yarr! ~
xD pretty cute! =3
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RocaN64 [2012-01-17 23:17:40 +0000 UTC]
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fsujs [2012-01-17 18:03:20 +0000 UTC]
no... she's a pony [link]
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Rutgerman95 [2012-01-17 17:44:31 +0000 UTC]
Cutest pirate ev-arg!
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CHCHcartoons [2012-01-17 17:31:34 +0000 UTC]
Why's the rum gone?
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boxmein [2012-01-17 15:44:35 +0000 UTC]
oh god. it's insanely awesome. I shivered from that awesome. Please continue doing what you do best, being awesome.
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boxmein In reply to star-burn [2012-01-19 15:37:47 +0000 UTC]
Lol, there are so many snowstorms these days. I love Fluttershy, if you find something awesome for her I'd love it!
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Botboy41 [2012-01-17 15:23:21 +0000 UTC]
Awwwwwwwwww, If she needs a Crew, I Want to Join it
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AliCatKat [2012-01-17 15:09:01 +0000 UTC]
I love those shoes XD
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ZzZzZz777 [2012-01-17 14:41:45 +0000 UTC]
dread pirate fluttershy?
what will pip do?
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indieroses [2012-01-17 10:04:22 +0000 UTC]
she's adowable<33
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indieroses In reply to star-burn [2012-01-17 10:11:16 +0000 UTC]
haha XDD No problem, be ready for a watch >w<
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