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Damien is at a family picnic sitting at a table across from his Uncle, Jay a man who prides himself on his knowledge of women. In his time he has taken many women to bed. Damien's friend, Delaney, who despite the fact that he is not a member- finds ways to get invited to family events, is talking to Jay about women. Jay is a fast, straightforward talker who sounds like gramps from the boondocks. He Glares across the table at Damien who is drinking...

Jay: Damien, I hear you havin' trouble gettin' to da pussy!

(Damien chokes)

Damien: Excuse me?!

Jay: Word is, you got yo' eye on this fine little thang and you aint hittin' it.

(Damien glares at Dell.)

Jay: What kind of a man you expect ta be if you can't get whatchu want? If I was in your place, I'da got in dat quick!

Damien: It's not that easy... Besides, I'm after more then that. What about her mind?

Jay: NIGGA! You don't fuck her mind!

Damien: You know, that's the reason women think of men the way they do!

Jay: Yo' thinkin' is da reason yo' ass aint gettin' any. If women didn't like the way those men are, why do dey keep fuckin' wit 'em? Thinkuh dat.

Damien: Why can't I just attract a girl the way that I am? What's wrong with me? Why can't I be normal, just natural...

Jay: Ya smart, but ya stupid. Ya smart as hell, but ya stupid as shit son.
In the history of mankind, no woman has EVAH dreamed of a normal man. Not one has evah said " Well, I wish a normal man would find my ass!" You go ahead and be natural and dat pussy will walk away from yo' natural ass, quick!

(Damien pauses for a second...)

Damien: (Sigh) What do I have to do?...

Description
Damien is at a family picnic sitting at a table across from his Uncle, Jay a man who prides himself on his knowledge of women. In his time he has taken many women to bed. Damien's friend, Delaney, who despite the fact that he is not a member- finds ways to get invited to family events, is talking to Jay about women. Jay is a fast, straightforward talker who sounds like gramps from the boondocks. He Glares across the table at Damien who is drinking...

Jay: Damien, I hear you havin' trouble gettin' to da pussy!

(Damien chokes)

Damien: Excuse me?!

Jay: Word is, you got yo' eye on this fine little thang and you aint hittin' it.

(Damien glares at Dell.)

Jay: What kind of a man you expect ta be if you can't get whatchu want? If I was in your place, I'da got in dat quick!

Damien: It's not that easy... Besides, I'm after more then that. What about her mind?

Jay: NIGGA! You don't fuck her mind!

Damien: You know, that's the reason women think of men the way they do!

Jay: Yo' thinkin' is da reason yo' ass aint gettin' any. If women didn't like the way those men are, why do dey keep fuckin' wit 'em? Thinkuh dat.

Damien: Why can't I just attract a girl the way that I am? What's wrong with me? Why can't I be normal, just natural...

Jay: Ya smart, but ya stupid. Ya smart as hell, but ya stupid as shit son.
In the history of mankind, no woman has EVAH dreamed of a normal man. Not one has evah said " Well, I wish a normal man would find my ass!" You go ahead and be natural and dat pussy will walk away from yo' natural ass, quick!

(Damien pauses for a second...)

Damien: (Sigh) What do I have to do?...