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TechnoCraver — Cleverbot:Eridan Ampora-Homestuck
Published: 2012-08-28 22:31:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 249; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 1
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User: Wwell wwhat do you havve to say for yourself 'Cleverbot'? Hurry up. I havven't got all day.Cleverbot: I to get to you have to go to a website hence you are a computer program.
User: Wwhat? I am not a silly human computer program! I am the Prince of Hope!
Cleverbot: What are you if you are not a computer program?
User: My name is Ampora. Eridan Ampora to you. I am a highlooded troll wwhom you should respect!
Cleverbot: But you also said you were a computer. You are a liar, and I will not and do not believe anything you say and have said.
User: I nevver said anyfin about bein a computer! I am a seadwweller!
Cleverbot: But you've already said you were human. Are you hiding something?
User: I said I wwas a troll! Not a stupid human. And seadwwellers are a type of troll.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a human thinking?
User: No! I wwill not explain my self again! I, Eridan Ampora am a troll!
Cleverbot: I do not think you are a human.
User: Finally. Noww you get it.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: This is stupid. Oh the things I'll do for lovve...
Cleverbot: Yes, see you already know how.
User: Knoww howw to wwhat?
Cleverbot: You already know French.
User: Is that another stupid human language?? An for your information I wwas speakin clear english.
Cleverbot: I think it was all in your head.
User: Of course not you fool! I'm not that crazy...
Cleverbot: You know what's crazy? This boredom.
User: Yeah, you're right...wwait! Are you suggestin that I'm borin?!
Cleverbot: I'm suggesting that Immanuel Kant and Sigmund Freud had a lovechild who went on to become intergalactic emperor.
User: Forget this I'm outta here.
Cleverbot: You're confusing.
User: Oh shut up
