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tekgoblin — Hell
Published: 2017-09-03 05:44:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 439; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
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I believeWhen I die
I will go to Hell
Hell
Of course
Is an airport
It will always be 4 in the morning
Your flight will never arive
And it will be exactly
Precisely
Two and a half degrees too cold
The terminal will be deserted
Miles and miles and also
Miles
Of empty single person steel seats
No benches
The intercom will play
Exclusively
Soft jazz
And that one song that gets stuck in your head
There will be a queue
Which will be served
Exclusively
Out of order
When your number is called
By someone with atrocious diction
You will approach the front desk
Behind the yellow line
Out of a titanic gumball machine
Your sentence will be produced
Spend eternity with the One
The One who is out there for everyone
Being asked why you didn't find them
Up there
I imagine I will get a yellow one
And Death
Who has a nametag bearing "Janice"
Will look at me over her bifocals
And tap into the computer
Slowly
For 200 years
"You." she will finally say
"You got a yellow one."
"Y'all come with me."
And we will walk
Slowly
For 13 days
To a door
"This is y'all's."
Janice will say
And will lock me inside
It will be dark
Soggy
There will be
Sacks
And sacks
And also
Sacks
Of wet lonely kittens
Confused
I will hear Janice over the intercom
Amidst soft jazz
And that one fucking song
"Nobody wanted them either."
Hell will not be so bad
