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Published: 2017-07-27 02:17:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 9293; Favourites: 289; Downloads: 0
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My disdain for a certain emoticon-related movie coming out this week should be evident now.
Seriously guys, the fact that Sony isn't allowing the movie to be screened for critics should be evidence enough that this film is going to be one big turd. It's a movie directed by Sony's marketing department more than actual filmmakers, filled to the brim with product placement. If you're really, really interested in it, then yeah, you might enjoy it, but I feel like it's going to be a disappointing movie for a large majority of people. And, well, I need to do my duty and not support this kind of movie.
Ryan though, uh.... might be going a bit too far.UPDATE: The movie now has 0% approval on Rotten Tomatoes, with 22 disapproving critics and none approving. I can't say I didn't warn you guys~
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I got joke from school fire drill practice "do you know why there fire drill, I think there is school shooter bringΒ flamethrower burn down school" (I make the joke)
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So glad I didn't watched it!, I still blame that witch and rat of Amy Pascal, she and that dweeb partner of hers Michael Lynton were the primary responsibles over the ill-conception of Emoji, and for that paralyzing Popeye, now poor Genndy Tartakovsky is enslaved in their chain corporate greediness, forced to make another Hotel Transylvania movie, like wtf?
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Kill it with fire, Ryan. Cleanse the Earth.
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Vaya con Dios Ryan! You are doing the world a favor! XD
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I saw the commercial that was supposed to say that the Emoji movie was a hit, but it crashed 3 seconds in. Even a dishonest commercial saying that the film was a hit, couldn't even say that the movie was the least bit good.
XD
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Pffft, that's awesome.
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Aaaaaand not too long ago, you made a commission based on emoji.
I wonder how Ryan would feel about that
(I know, it's probably gonnabe a peaceful event, but my mind just decided to think of some unneeded violence 
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He gave me a disapproving glare!
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Honestly, that might be even preferable. If it stayed at 0% I'd be afraid of more people going to see it just to see how bad it really is. If it's just mediocre, then people won't waste their time on it, ironically.
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I'm going to do a movie about stones. I only need money for it and it will be a mess anyways.
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I'm happy to hear that!
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Just half-an-hour my birthday will be over
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He should nuke the entire planet. That's the only way to be sure.
wait no ITAKEITBACK!
But I agree with you. I don't want that movie at all.
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Woo! \o/ I'm happy to hear that!
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Hand me a flame thrower too, and ill be happy to kill the movie that literally cancelled a certain famous sailor, is ripping off the 3 most popular movies of the decade at the same time, and will have such a predictable plot Id wish to be wrong, but know deep down itll be the same half assed family friendly movie.
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I wonder if even Rifftrax will touch this one...
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Haha, well, I think this movie has 'mocking' potential, so possibly! Lots to be sarcastic about, which seems to be their strength.
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*raises a paw in the air and cheers* These two will be worthy of Nobel Prizes!
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I'd much rather watch a movie about theses two.
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Awww, thanks! X) Likewise, but I'm biased. :V
There's a comic idea I have for Nestle, that would have Ryan in it a little bit.Β Maybe 50-70 pages long. But I have to finish Ottermelon first.
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Awesome. I look forward to it.
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I feel the exact same way about that movie! I think it may be a twinge ironic that there are emojis in the description, though.
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Good luck Ryan, I believe in YOU!!!
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Yeah... Β for movies like this... Β I'm interested to see it, but I don't want sony to get paid for it. Β so I'll just pirate it off Kodi when someone records it lol
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Ryan has ached to do this since he sawΒ that documentary about Flamethrower tanks...
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Heh, seems that Ryan has the right idea...
I mean, really... a movie about Emojis? What next? A movie about a wooden chair?
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No, it would be a movie about dust
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I was trying to find the most mundane object I could think of...
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Heh, okay...
Though even then, Dr Seuss kind of wrote about dust when he told the poetic story about the town of Whos that lived on a speck, which Horton the elephant rescued from being blown away...
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They have done sevaral, they call them "documentaries" XXXDDD
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Heh, fair enough... though at least some documentaries can actually be interesting?
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Of course! I was just kidding! In fact, I prefer documentaries to films. Some series of documantaries I have collected all, like, for instance, Wings of the Luftwaffe, or Way of the gun.
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