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Teo-Hoble — Twilight - Razzle Dazzle
Published: 2009-03-12 13:45:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 8396; Favourites: 107; Downloads: 66
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My reaction to the whole "Twilight" craze. I actually drew Sparky and Belly quite a while ago, when I first came in contact with Twilight... now I added the groupies and colored it. I was tired, had a few extra hours on my hands and felt like doing nothing serious - so I took it out and played with it. I promise I'll scrap it soon
Yeah, I know, I fail at humour. Enjoy.And... have mercy with the criticism on anatomy, please
I just made it for fun 
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Razzle Dazzle. Chicago OST
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with
sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Back in the days of old Methusulah
Everyone loves the big bamboozulah
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble
Go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you got a romance
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act that's unassailable
They'll wait a year till you're available
Give 'em the old wobble bammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcere you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star
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Comments: 69
I can't describe how much I like this picture: the juxtaposition of the lyrics and the quote, the expression on Edward's face that looks like a kid that's trying too hard to impress someone, the fact that this is one of the few pictures I've seen of him wherein he actually has "a crooked smile," the striking resemblance between Ms. Meyer and her little self-insert progeny Bella. One of the best anti-Twilight pictures I've seen on here! Fantastic work!
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Thank you so much! You're the first one to notice all of those little hints in the picture - or at least the first one to mention them. I'm so glad you like it
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Really? I feel special! 
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I can imagine stephanie meyer humming this song while she writes those hellish novels...XD
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I can imagine Stephenie Meyer doing a lot of stuff while writing those hellish novels :-"
Hint:
SM: "Oh, Edward...." *gulp*
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*shudder*...Yep, her and her mary-sue self inserts...
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It's actually a bit distressing how you FEEL she thinks of herself as Bella while you read 
Anyhow. I'm not a "HATER". I just think this craze is going way overboard and I like every opportunity I can get to make fun of it. And it gives SO MANY opportunities
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Just makes you wanna see more, doesn't it?
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HOW CAN THEY SEE WITH MY SPARKLETITS IN THEIR FAAAAACE?
*coughs*
I think I died a little inside.
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Okay I'm not disturbed by a lot of stuff but this...is worse than any guro manga I have ever read it is burnt into my retinas and for that I am faving it so other people may laugh and have to buy more brainbleach.
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Ah, child... Only the strong of heart can bear to look deep into his topaz eyes and not die of hyperventilation; only those of pure heart can glance at his marble skin and not go insane with the knowledge of having such sheer beauty under their gaze. Yes, you have been punished for attempting a look at immortal perfection - ANOTHER WOMAN'S immortal perfection, that is! And now, like those who stare into the sun and then hold an afterimage of its brilliance, you will forever remember the sparkliness of Sparky. And you know what the sad part is? Smeyer would swoon if she read this paragraph of epic cheesiness.
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*chokes laughing*
God you're right, she really would.
The beauty of a character that can't even look into his Self insert mary sue girlfriend's eyes when professing undying abusive love.
Also, have you noticed how the sparkle scene looks more like there's a gas leak?
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oh yes... although what gets me REALLY hyper is the way the whole movie looks green! Who doesn't love a film that makes them see everything in red for the next two hours?!? (I was channel-surfing just now, and guess what was on HBO
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Haha xD Noooo not IT!
I saw a car today that had "I drive like a Cullen" on the back, so I turned to my mum and said: "It means they stalk the person they love obsessively in that ridiculously huge gas guzzling car of theirs." It really was a huge car >>"
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PFFFT. I may find that car and stick them on it now~
Thanks for the idea~
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AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob*sob*sob* sparky being "handsome" was bad enough, now im gonna die maybe of fright from seeing this.
just your friendily neighbourhood sparkling, stalking, blood-drinking freak.
*nervous giggle*
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Bingo! You were the first to catch on to that
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HAHAHA, oh my God that is epic.
And hot damn! *noms it* 8D
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...When I get my laptop back from the manufacturer repair place I'm making a music video of this.
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oh please do
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(Random Update: I've got the first minute and a half edited and I'm working on it whenever I get time
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youtube. It'll be a little while since they have to order in a part; but I saved this on my computer so I won't forget it
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...but but but but...
ERGH but like, Billy Flynn is a totally respectable figure who manipulates rhetorical appeals consciously...
ERGH the idea tat they have done everything this song says in twilight make me reli ANGRY!!! They are not smart enough to use what BILLY FLYNN's strategy!
Oh well I will just tell myself they did it unconsciously and deep inside they are still stupid haha.
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...but but but but...
ERGH but like, Billy Flynn is a totally respectable figure who manipulates rhetorical appeals consciously...
ERGH the idea tat they have done everything this song says in twilight make me reli ANGRY!!! They are not smart enough to use what BILLY FLYNN's strategy!
Oh well I will just tell myself they did it unconsciously and deep inside they are still stupid.
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Edtard's face is going to be in my nightmares tonight.
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OMG Edward looks so creepy! Now people can see him for what he really is.
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It actually fits. The lawyer guy from Chicago was just as slimy, only not as stupid. Not that thats hard.
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That song fits the situation perfectly, even if Edward looks creepy.
My choir did this song in high school; it was a blast.
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LOVE the song you put to it xD And Sparkles' face is beyond creep, great job at portraying him!
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HIS FACE IS PEDO! ARGH! Someone save me!!!!
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YOU DREW IT BEAUTIFULLY AND SCARY QT THE SAME TIME 8DD
AWEEEESOME >w<
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his face is scary... MAKE IT GO AWAY PLEASE GOD MAKE HIM GO AWAY!!!!!!!
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He's just your friendly stalker-vamp.... Wide smile, white bright teeth, a propensity to getting his chest naked... Come on! I thought any lady would like to have him watch her sleep - with THAT face on!
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