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Can't create random magic cards without taking out Chuck NorrisThough I had to put it a couple of restrictions, cause it's already way too tough.
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"Can't create random magic cards without taking out Chuck Norris"
Yes you can, because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny, and Chuck Norris is a bigot.
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OMG. THIS IS BRILLIANT! Although one does not simply catch Chuck Norris.
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"~ enters the battlefield tapped."
"R, T: ~ deals 20 damage to each creature you don't control."
"B, T: ~ deals 10 damage to each opponent."
"W, T: You gain 14 life."
"G, T: All creatures you control get +8/+8 and gain trample."
"U, T: Search your library for a card and reveal it. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost."
"WUBRG, T: You win the game."
Well, this card is really, really broken...*Chuck Norris materializes and kicks me in the balls so hard that I revert to my essential Timmy nature* THIS CARD'S GREAT!
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BTW, what would be the difference between TR: and R,T
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Because that's not how costs are ordered. Take a look at any Magic card. That's how they appear on every card.
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Not actually, I've got some cards, and none put R,T: but rather TR: , this is the main reason why I've been using it from the start
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Not sure where your cards are from, but starting in Revised they started doing the "mana comma tap" thing. Are they from before they started using the tap symbol?
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Maybe so, I haven't bought any of 'em in a couple of years now
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The ones that had the "tap mana" were from a long, long time ago. Must be going on fifteen years now. What's one of the cards?
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Don't remember, and don't have enough time to look for one of 'em; anyhow, if the new sort have the R,T: then I'll us that from now on.
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I appreciate that. If you get the time to find them, give me some names. I have a sneaking suspicion they're really old and some of them might be really valuable.
Yeah, take a look: [link]
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Not that old, I tried to sell them a short while back, and the total sum of those... 20? cards was around the 35$ and the price list didn't say much either
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Ah, that's too bad. Well, you win some and you lose some.
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Ironically, after such abilities, the "You win the game" is kinda redundant
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It is. Two activations of the second ability usually mean you win the game.
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Well, still there to make it feel even more powerful
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It does that. Any card with win the game on it is considered very powerful.
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