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Description Basics--

Name: (The Legendary) Jake Lancett
Age: Unknown
Birthday: Unknown
Race: Human (?)
Gender: Male
Hair: Black
Eyes: Bright Green
Height: 180cm, 5'11"
Weight: 65.3kg, 144lb
Bloodtype: AB
Occupation: Escaped Mental Patient

Special Abilities--

Watch him:
Appear and disappear in a puff of smoke!
Throw knives with impecable precision!
Escape from handcuffs, straight jackets and other restraints!
Evade capture from countless asylum orderlies!
Pull quarters out of peoples ears!
And much, much more!

Statistics--

Attack: 5
Defense: 2
Magic: 10
Strength: 4
Intelligence: 7
Agility: 10
Speed: 9
Endurance: 3
Luck: 10

Personality--
Flamboyant, deranged, psychopathic, boisterous, impulsive, overzealous

Likes--
Magic, attention, catching people off guard, talking, the laughter of children, using all the synonyms for "amazing" in one sentance

Dislikes--
Being ignored, padded rooms, being mocked

History--
A once renowned magician, Jake Lancett went criminally insane after a grim magic-show-mishap. After murdering untold amounts of innocent civilians, he was confined to a sanitarium until he later escaped. Now, Lancett roams the city day and night performing tricks for reluctant passerbys, and slaughtering anyone that unknowingly reminds him of that ill-fated day when he lost all semblance of his sanity.

Hobbies--
Sporadically performing magic tricks in crowded city squares







Creator Comments--
Like many artists, much of my inspiration comes from actual circumstances and personal experiences. Jake Lancett was developed after an interesting discussion with a few of my friends, concerning the idea of a talented magician being sent to a sanitarium. Why, he'd drive all the nurses mad, naturally. One minute they lock him in solitary confinement, the next minute, they turn around and he's standing right in front of them bellowing "how do I dooooooo it?!" And of course, moments after they bind him in a straight jacket, he's out again, frolicking down the asylum halls, pulling rabbits and doves out of his gown. To quote my good friend; "he'd escape from the asylum, and be out on the street trying to pay for a taxi with quarters he's pulled out of peoples' ears." The idea of an insane, homicidal magician as a character was just too great to pass up... And so, with a few alterations, a character design and a magnificent stage name, "The Legendary Jake Lancett" was born.

Jake Lancett (c) Thats-Your-Funeral (J Faulstich)
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Comments: 225

Secretsister16 [2012-03-31 19:05:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh this is awsome!
A hot insane magican? it's a dream come true^^
Bravo! Bravo!

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Secretsister16 [2012-04-01 03:02:02 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. ;D

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Secretsister16 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2012-04-01 19:19:12 +0000 UTC]


His theme song should be The Greatest Show Uneathed by Creature Feature

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Secretsister16 [2012-03-31 19:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh this is awsome!
A hot insane magican? it's a dream come true^^
Bravo! Bravo!

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kshani [2012-01-21 07:17:04 +0000 UTC]

it sounds awsome,good uck with it!

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blackcatprincess1 [2011-09-19 06:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Thats really cool!

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naochandoodles [2011-02-15 05:28:17 +0000 UTC]

wow that's a cool character^^~

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Qwemoo [2010-12-08 17:49:30 +0000 UTC]

WANT. This... is the BEST idea e-heh-vurrr! Just... yes. Beautiful~

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Qwemoo [2010-12-08 22:40:16 +0000 UTC]

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ItachisPurpleChakra [2010-10-22 15:57:34 +0000 UTC]

what kind of shoes would he wear? --is cosplaying Lancett and needs info liek RIGHT NAO--
If he'd wear normal black shoes then I'm fine ^^'

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to ItachisPurpleChakra [2010-10-23 00:33:38 +0000 UTC]

Pointy-toed dress shoes.

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ItachisPurpleChakra In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-10-23 13:56:50 +0000 UTC]

NOES.
OMFG. Lancett is Mr Bennett. FUCK.
Well, at least now I'm justified for enjoying looking at said teacher XD

(Kinda injoke with one of my bestfriends, Mr Bennett always wears really pointy shoes... he's an assassin. ¬¬)

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ItachisPurpleChakra [2010-09-20 17:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Boys and Ghouls!
Step right up! Behind this curtain lies
A ghastly concoction of
Delight, horror,
Fantasy and terror,
Your every wish is our command,
Your every whimsical desire brought to life.
But I'm warning you...
There's always a price.
Welcome to the Greatest Show Unearthed!

And that, there, is Lancett's theme song.

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scene-kitti [2010-07-30 02:40:07 +0000 UTC]

Ok... where to start? Ok lol this is so random but i've been looking around this part of your gellery (jake's part i mean by that) and i would like totally like to maybe do fanart of my character, Kyu... The murderer (my oc who kills people because everyone hates her because she is almost insane) and Jake or like you and me write something! lol im so random and all but like its ok if you say no because liek you have no clue who i am lol i sound so drunk... annnnd or Like i could write the whole story and such... lol im sorry he is like so cute lol i couldn't resist the opportunity XD sorry

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to scene-kitti [2010-07-30 04:07:02 +0000 UTC]

Haha, wow, I'm flattered... I'm glad you like him. You're free to write/draw whatever you see fit that includes him, as long as you give me credit to his copyright, and link me when it's done, so I can see! As for me, well, unfortunately, I can't say I have too much time on my hands, and therefore don't do much fanart outside of the rare commissions I do. But you're more than welcome to use him in a story if you'd like, as long as you make sure people know he belongs to me! Lol thank you for inquiring, though, and again, I'm glad to hear you like him!

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scene-kitti In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-07-30 14:01:02 +0000 UTC]

lol don't worry! I'll give credit ^^

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Choico [2010-06-17 08:36:55 +0000 UTC]

Super cool! I FOUND IT!! .... Again. >.> lol, dagumn it, I've been looking for these every since my computer blew my pictues folder to teeny tiny bits ... That, and I didn't have an account here back then.

.... I feel like a tottal dork for asking, but your profile made it so you sound a wee bit scary It's ok if I add you to my watchlist right?(or whatever the stupid thing's called >.>) ... You won't eat me for it or anything? ._.' ...... right?

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Choico [2010-06-18 22:00:02 +0000 UTC]

Haha, of course you can add me! Do I really look that scary? XD

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Choico In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-06-18 22:04:23 +0000 UTC]

"WARNING! This user's page may contain traces of Antisocial Personality Disorder and extreme amounts of narcissism. Comment at your own risk." ... Yup! ^^b

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deadmansreel [2010-06-04 09:14:52 +0000 UTC]

Harry Houdini in the crazy house. I love it.

The idea of an insane magician in an asylum is a pretty interesting one, especially when you factor in exactly how some of those tricks are done and what he might do to improvise when he doesn't have all the materials he needs. Plus the "how do I dooooooo it?!" part made me crack up laughing.

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to deadmansreel [2010-06-04 19:17:11 +0000 UTC]

Yup, Lancett's pretty goddamn awesome, I won't lie. I love him.

Heh, the concept was just far too fantastic to pass up, and as far as I've seen nobody's done anything similar, so I was quick to jump on it. Glad to see you're just as amused as I. ;D

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deadmansreel In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-06-05 22:51:32 +0000 UTC]

Me either. I've seen people create con men, witch doctors, priests, and grade-A mindfuckers in asylums, but no magicians.

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Yanagikou [2010-03-11 17:34:33 +0000 UTC]

and here he is, our amazing and crazy magician Mr. Jake Lancett

would pay big money to see him performing magic tricks! XD (and my soul if he's gonna give me a private show )

big hello from Nahomi and Demian, they miss their new found "brother/dad/whoever"

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Namine25 [2010-02-19 19:25:30 +0000 UTC]

*eye twitches* *tail droops* Why can't I have one day without seeing a human CUTIE?!

*turns to walk away*

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 21:19:25 +0000 UTC]

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-19 22:11:48 +0000 UTC]

*blushes* he he...*ears go back in embarrassment*



*dejected* he doesn't want a furry....

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 22:21:29 +0000 UTC]

Who, Lancett? Oh, he's not as picky as he looks... As long as you like magic.

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-19 22:25:35 +0000 UTC]

deary, I AM magic..

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 22:27:27 +0000 UTC]

See? You're pretty much a sure-fire success.

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-19 22:28:30 +0000 UTC]

O.o really? I mean... I'm human, but then again, I can be a wolf in a split second.... and he's SINGLE?! *faints*

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 22:34:27 +0000 UTC]

He's eternally single. Incapable of understanding even the basics of normal human relationships. He makes a better one-night-stand than actual boyfriend.

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-19 22:36:10 +0000 UTC]

Maybe somebody just needs to show him some love... other than the latter explanation?

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 22:40:09 +0000 UTC]

...Maybe. I doubt it though, seeing as he's really just a big, old bundle of crazy.

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-19 22:42:06 +0000 UTC]

Love the nerd at the end.... anyways.... maybe, JUST MAYBE, somebody could try?

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 22:46:32 +0000 UTC]

Well, they could try... But honesty, it'd probably end in death.

He's hardcore like that.

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-19 22:52:06 +0000 UTC]

He wouldn't hurt magic though would he?

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 22:54:25 +0000 UTC]

Maybe if he got upset enough, but that's pretty unlikely. He's usually just far too enthralled.

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-19 22:58:58 +0000 UTC]

Ooooh... I like that word... hmmmm....

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 23:02:10 +0000 UTC]

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-19 23:03:43 +0000 UTC]

May I try? If it so pleases you?

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 23:08:48 +0000 UTC]

No harm in trying, I suppose. No promises it'll work, though.

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-19 23:11:13 +0000 UTC]

okay... I shall heed those warnings and put my mental armor on...

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to Namine25 [2010-02-19 23:14:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh my...

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Namine25 In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2010-02-20 00:03:09 +0000 UTC]

heh heh....

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ScarlataDiamond [2009-12-26 03:40:38 +0000 UTC]

ZOMG, GREAT!! I wuz like when i think of "pulling quarters from random peopleΒ΄s ears" and trying to pay a taxi with them XD. However, i know he will be surprisingly handsome... But, i still think he wonΒ΄t be able to surprise me

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to ScarlataDiamond [2009-12-26 03:45:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you'd be surprised at how well he could surprise you.

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ScarlataDiamond In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2009-12-26 04:01:30 +0000 UTC]

I will be waiting until that happens

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jessyrandy [2009-11-17 02:41:50 +0000 UTC]

oh wow this is awesome~!

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Thats-Your-Funeral In reply to jessyrandy [2009-11-17 05:51:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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jessyrandy In reply to Thats-Your-Funeral [2009-11-17 22:59:38 +0000 UTC]

your welcome~!

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