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Exam piece practise. Reference: 31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6l…Related content
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It's the ass, isn't it?
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yup, totally... and the curve of the back - dat sexy
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Why fank you
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you know, in Urdu, we say 'Phank' - it means 'throw' - should I throw you???? *purposely misunderstanding*
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No, I just have issues with my 'th's. What are you gonna do about it?
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Oh, you are just the funniest.
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You're welcome! Not to sound weird but you made a great job wit the butt!
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*whispers* I was really proud of the butt:3
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*whispers back* It's a great butt, very..butty!
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All praise the butty-butt!
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I boooow to the butt of awesome!
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I'm sure the whole world is bowing after Nicki Minaj came into existance.
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I haven't listened to her. does she have a big butt?
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It's freaking huge. Iggy Azalea too
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Prefer normal but nice butts^^
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Lol, I have never had a weirder conversation
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Pfft! Ne-neither have I! >.>
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Lol, why don't I believe you
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i don't know! Someone as sweet, innocent and non-evil as me couldn't possibly be lying!
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*innocently using chameleon-circuit to mask Umbrella of evil.* lying is baaaaad!
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awful, absolutely awful. can I borrow your umbrella?
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Do you promise to use it for evil purposes?
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Um, it's raining. Rain is evil. I want to use the Umbrella for the rain. so I guess, yes?
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Rain isn't evil! Rain is the opposite of evil so don't you dare! And it's my umbrella...
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was just tryna twist it for you to give me the umbrella, it's evil so it kinda has to be destroyed.
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I might lend it but you will NEVER own MY umbrella! what would I use do defend myself against the evil rays from the burning ball of gas?
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Use the other Umbrella? The prettier one?
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The umbrella of fluff and fairy-dust? Hmm, do you have a resume I can look over? Have you handled magic umbrellas before?
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Semi-magic, usually. I'm only a recent graduate.
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Hmm maybe you should stick to the umbrella that protects against rain and sun? or the umbrella of popcorn?
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I WANT THE MAGIC UMBRELLA
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No. This just proves that you are waaaay to inexperienced to be able to manage a Magic umbrella. You can have this: *hands you a small drink-umbrella* The umbrella of making ugly people pretty!!
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You sayin' I'm ugly? *cracks knuckles*
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*heavy sigh* No, I'm saying that you can use this on ugly people.
Why do I even bother... NEVER try and train the resent graduates...never...
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Huh? I know my shit, woman, I can handle a magical umbrella.
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That's exactly what the great ad powerful Felula said before she caused the Great Memory Loss of 2014.
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What's the great Memory loss of 2014?
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Exactly! Of course you were affected, the school doesn't have the proper protection.
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It's still 2013....
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That's what everybody thinks! You forgot a whole year! It's sad really. that year was the one where we cured cancer and HIV. If only the scientists could remember how they did it.
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Huh. Funny how things work out, isn't it?
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I think that it's mostly sad but okay...
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